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I havent been sick in like 6 years so its
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04-17-2009, 02:16 AM #1
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Grumpy Martha
Martha is a sick puppy
I havent been sick in like 6 years so its hitting me pretty hard and making me one grumpy Bass ( the fish not the instrument ) Turd
Today I got really annoyed after my tank exploded all by itself ... it did this little shimmy wiggle and then blew up to smithereens for no reason and then blew up the tank next to me and all of a sudden I had 4 teamkills for just sitting in the dang tank doin nothing ...
Thats when I hit the fix-everything-key ( F4 ) and went to bang my head against the wall.
I apologize for being a sick and grumpy Bass Turd and I suggest anyone witnessing me being a sick and grumpy Bass Turd simply shoot me and put me out of your misery - you have my permission !
Sorry for being a sick puppy, and sorry for being so grumpy
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04-17-2009, 02:21 AM #2
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Re: Grumpy Martha
Moved to general - not an AAR.
|TG-12th|mantis
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04-17-2009, 02:28 AM #3
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Re: Grumpy Martha
That's alright Martha, it was entertaining for the rest of us!
And don't feel bad, the tank's just saying "I love you." After all, it wouldn't do this to just anybody, but only you.
Seriously though, get better soon mate! I need my bright sunshiny Martha back!Put yourself out there and you'll be feeling the TG love quicker than you can say "can I come in sniper"! - Jazy
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04-17-2009, 02:34 AM #4
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Pie =)
Makes you feel better! =D
Ask Zho =P
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04-17-2009, 09:45 AM #5
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Man, tanks are doing all sorts of weird things all of a sudden! Yesterday I witnessed a tank just randomly flip over onto its top while just sitting there!
Proud to have been an Irregular!
|TG| S.Kyle23
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04-17-2009, 09:48 AM #6
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Hope you feel better man. I'll hopefully be on later today if you are.
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04-17-2009, 10:07 AM #7
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Stress Relief:
There are some forms of insanity which, driven to an ultimate expression, can become the new models of sanity. -- BuSab Manual
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04-18-2009, 03:30 AM #8
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Where do you find these things, Jack?
Originally Posted by Jakaleel
Stress Relief:
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04-18-2009, 08:58 AM #9
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This has been around over 20 years. Had one posted next to my workstation. Used while programming and making reports that been verbally passed down through five layers so they make absolutely no sense.
Plenty of links: look for "Stress Reduction Kit" or “Bang Head Here”.
There are some forms of insanity which, driven to an ultimate expression, can become the new models of sanity. -- BuSab Manual
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04-18-2009, 10:45 AM #10
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I've had so many "Bass Turd" moments in a PAC Tank I've simply lost count. The most memorable time was when I ran over a friendly motion mine while an enemy FAV was trying to skip around me: the mine went active and hurled my tank into the air to flip upside-down and land on top of the short building next to me I got out with 2hp remaining on the tank and then it exploded sending me flying through the air like an unconscious Olympic high-jumper.
Game Physics are fun to watch when it's not happening to you but when it does just say "I'm going to get another beer"
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04-18-2009, 12:46 PM #11
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This begs the question, how can one become a grumpy bass turd, when one already is a grumpy bass turd? Does this result in an incremental or exponential increase in bass turdiness? Does it even have an affect? This will take many times of being in Martha's squad to truly evaluate the phenomenon.
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04-18-2009, 04:35 PM #12
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This worked perfectly except fir the printer ink embedded in my forehead like some tatoo written backwards Originally Posted by Jakaleel
Precisely ! Originally Posted by INSUNABULA
Game Physics are fun to watch when it's not happening to you but when it does just say "I'm going to get another beer"
You should see when I really get mad ! my skin turns green and all my clothes shrink - its really weird phemonomenemeoneomeneonmonon. Originally Posted by Spur
.. and btw
I got Auntie Biotics yesterday ! wow those things are strong .. they really kicked the crap out of the pesky varmints that have been making my snot change colors and Im almost feeling like a ' Normal Martha '
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04-18-2009, 06:55 PM #13
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Yipee!
Put yourself out there and you'll be feeling the TG love quicker than you can say "can I come in sniper"! - Jazy
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04-18-2009, 07:41 PM #14
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I hope you kick your bass turdiness soon.
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04-18-2009, 07:43 PM #15
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Don't worry Martha, knowing that you experience guilty pleasure when others are fuming (when I squad-lead for example
), you won't get any sympathy from me.
Just kidding, hope you get better soon!
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