Give me your favorite Knifing or WTF moments. - Page 3

**draeh** · 06-12-2009, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Cavall

My wtf moment also happened with a knife in hand. It was on Belgrade and I was hunting someone on my list...

Seriously? You have a list?

**DrBeat** · 06-12-2009, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by draeh

Seriously? You have a list?

He even is checkin' it twice. He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice.

Sorry. suddenly thinking of X-Mas.

Bladecutter · 06-12-2009, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DrBeat

He even is checkin' it twice. He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice.

Sorry. suddenly thinking of X-Mas.

Someone said that exact thing, minus the second part, when I mentioned that I added someone to my list of people to knife on Teamspeak.

Mr.Ander50n · 06-12-2009, 08:12 PM

He's got you on the list.... he's got you on the list.... and they'll none of them be missed.... I'm sure they'll not be missed!

Name that musical. Bet you cant =P

**draeh** · 06-12-2009, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Ander50n

He's got you on the list.... he's got you on the list.... and they'll none of them be missed.... I'm sure they'll not be missed!

Name that musical. Bet you cant =P

Its from Monty Python

Mr.Ander50n · 06-12-2009, 10:31 PM

INCORRECT!!!!! Next contestant please!

The contestant(s) who win on the WTF game show will recieve:

One complimentary no holds barred knifing of Mr.Ander50n, to add a set of dog tags to your collection AND....

World wide fame!!!!

(disclaimer: winning contest will not result in world wide fame. odds of winning are 1:1337)

**draeh** · 06-12-2009, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Ander50n

INCORRECT!!!!! Next contestant please!

Not incorrect really... this song has been parodied by many. I guess your looking for the original....

like....

The Mikado.

I still prefer the Monty Python version.

**Sir-Nerd** · 06-12-2009, 11:28 PM

Verdun titan, we were assaulting there titan, we get an APC under the enemy titan and i pod up. I was looking down and my pod flips and rattles. I smack into the ground and i see that i've somehow killed 6 people. I pull the BR file up and find to see that it was a transport full of troops that the top of my pod smacked into. Had no idea it was there.

Mr.Ander50n · 06-12-2009, 11:36 PM

Draeh WINS!!!!!! Yeah, the original has been parodied by many, as Dreah stated, but none surpass the original! Look for me in game to recieve your complimentary knife kill!

=P

Also, that was way faster than I had expected. Draeh is CULTURED!

MrJengles · 06-12-2009, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladecutter

My favorite knifing moment was on a public server...

I moved to knife someone and, instead of knifing him, I knifed my teammate who ran around the corner after him, killing him and getting killed afterwards. :<

Now that was hilarious, I was right behind Bladecutter at the time. We had captured all of their flags, and we were at EU Base on Gibby, second level, both of us found the last guy on their team and we were behind him.

Blade tells me to hold fire as he draws his knife...walks forwards and *slash* / teammate's body drops to the floor, WTF?

From my perspective: A teammate leaps around the corner at the instant Blade is knifing (ironic, Blade with his knife

) and the enemy guy is, rightly, surprised and takes a step back. Blade is walking towards him at the time and the momentum causes him to walk through the enemy person and knife the friendly one, mid-air, who also had his knife drawn and promptly typed "Lmao" in chat, having realised what happened.

Blade actually had no idea what happened until I told him XD

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Originally Posted by Sir-Nerd

Verdun titan, we were assaulting there titan, we get an APC under the enemy titan and i pod up. I was looking down and my pod flips and rattles. I smack into the ground and i see that i've somehow killed 6 people. I pull the BR file up and find to see that it was a transport full of troops that the top of my pod smacked into. Had no idea it was there.

That's like Spur's Barbie Girl moment times 3 lol. Very nice.

FrozenInferno · 06-13-2009, 12:33 AM

The game was almost over, and I was sitting in the back seat of Eroak's buggy. Out of nowhere a pilum hits us putting us at like 5 health. It's fine though since I'm repairing in the back. Then he drives straight into Hellharry's APC. Much laughter ensues.

Mech__Warrior · 06-13-2009, 12:52 AM

My favorite knifing was of Lorax one day on Cerbere. Then I was kicked to make room for an SM.

My favorite "What the...." moment was playing on the DIG titan server and it got the Titan glitch, where one titan spawned on top of the other. It was kinda awesome.

Greyed · 06-13-2009, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by MrJengles

From my perspective: A teammate leaps around the corner at the instant Blade is knifing (ironic, Blade with his knife

) and the enemy guy is, rightly, surprised and takes a step back. Blade is walking towards him at the time and the momentum causes him to walk through the enemy person and knife the friendly one

Wait, wait, BF2142 has no collision detection for enemies? Yikes, that explains the knife I missed on a different server today. Was on defense on Bridge and holding down the building to the south of the first bridge point. Killed a few enemy, popped off a few shots at enemy armor, check my minimap and see a red on the opposite corner from mine. Go running over to find him sniping while standing. My TF2 spy instincts kick in, I pull my knife and go charging forward for the slash. For some reason he steps back into me and, poof, gone from my screen. I turn around to see where he went. He figures out why I was there, pulls his pistol and drops me. I should've stuck with my old CS:S instincts which are never, ever, EVER pull the @$%@#$ knife! *sigh* Darn TF2 spying being so fun and TF2 actually having collision detection.