Give me your favorite Knifing or WTF moments.

CodyComm104 · 06-10-2009, 05:36 PM

Seriously. I dun care about format, when, or on what server. Just tell meh what happened.

I'd prefer funny ones, because it's more enjoyable.

My favorite WTF moment was when I was in a walker with Latina, and she stepped on some small rock or something. Some magical, cursed rock, on Suez at the... Outer bridge lock, and we went flying about ten or fifteen meters. Twenty tops, and we asploded.

My favorite Knifing moment, was today on TG, when we played on Shingle. I was playing as Kmacyoyo, (figure TAHT one out!) and I kept on sneaking up on guys with their machineguns, and just Knifing them. RIGHT in front. Liek, once, I jumped over a IPS shield (bad.) and knifed a dude from RIGHT in front of his fire. I took like, ten bullets, and knifed him just as the round ended.

Phun shiznits, yo.

HenkeTheMonkey · 06-10-2009, 07:06 PM

Favorite knifing:
I saw two guys in one of buildings at Belgrade.. I went up the stairs.. one of the guys saw me.. starting shooting at me.. his squadmate didn't see me, and he went in LOF.. got killed.. and I knifed the other guy

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WTF: Have to think on that some more..

Greyed · 06-10-2009, 07:07 PM

Ever since my CS days I had a saying, "If you have your knife out you're doing something wrong." Danged if BF2142's dogtags make knifing tempting. *sigh* I've gotten 4 so far. Only decent one was when I was an engie, dumped most a clip into one fellow and as I was reloading his SM came to revive him. Yank out the knife and start swinging like a madman. Good thing he was a Recon and didn't have the sense to pull out his pistol. He was trying to snipe me from knife range while prone and I was standing. Took me 6 swipes but I done got his tags.

**DrakenViator** · 06-10-2009, 07:19 PM

A word of caution for those new to the forums. Posting names and/or images of peoples tags is often seen as a sign of disrespect here on the |TG| forums. So please be mindful of others when crafting your stories.

~ Draken

**oniell121** · 06-10-2009, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DrakenViator

A word of caution for those new to the forums. Posting names and/or images of peoples tags is often seen as a sign of disrespect here on the |TG| forums. So please be mindful of others when crafting your stories.

~ Draken

Was just about to say that. Thanks Draken.

**draeh** · 06-10-2009, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DrakenViator

A word of caution for those new to the forums. Posting names and/or images of peoples tags is often seen as a sign of disrespect here on the |TG| forums. So please be mindful of others when crafting your stories.

~ Draken

Nicely put Draken.

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DrakenViator again." -- darn.

Bladecutter · 06-10-2009, 08:21 PM

My favorite knifing moment was on a public server...

I moved to knife someone and, instead of knifing him, I knifed my teammate who ran around the corner after him, killing him and getting killed afterwards. :<

**Lorax74** · 06-10-2009, 08:49 PM

My favorite time hasn't happened yet, it's too damned hard to sneak up on DaddyOfThree, so I'll give you my second favorite time...

32 player Suez Canal, we're on EU and we're defending Oil Station. Our squad stops wave after wave of tank, buggy and infantry rushes, but we keep getting pestered by a sniper sitting on top of one of those tall tanks in the PAC main. So he gets another headshot on me and I call for my squad to let me go, i want to change kits. I switch to my recon kit, loaded with the decoy and advanced cloak, and I take a pretty wide route around the hill and to the rear of their main. I drop my decoy near the hole in the fence and cloak through the middle of the main, over a helipad with people waiting for gunship and straight to the tower. I jump on the ladder and start my climb thinking "I'm going to get shot, I'm going to get shot," but I never did. I get to the top, sneak up on the guy and make a few fake swipes with the knife, enough to get his attention. He unscopes and turns and I take his tags. I jump off the tower and head straight back to Oil Station skipping and humming all the way back.

My biggest WTF would be when I crashed an FAV (I know, unbelievable right?) with draeh in it (now it makes sense) and instead of hopping out, he stays in repairing the thing until it finally exploded. Still cracks me up...

**draeh** · 06-10-2009, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Lorax74

My biggest WTF would be when I crashed an FAV (I know, unbelievable right?) with draeh in it (now it makes sense) and instead of hopping out, he stays in repairing the thing until it finally exploded. Still cracks me up...

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That's also my favorite WTF moment. The way the buggy was pinned in the rocks, pressing E would not let me out.

My second favorite WTF moment came during a 8v8 full combat BFCL match on Sidi Power Plant. I'm in a PAC tank when I spot two people that appear to be making there way from Reactor Core (contorlled by EU) to our position at Warehouse. Their name tags didn't come up fast enough so I volley'd the round and ended up killing my SL (Pfeil) and Spiff... that round did not go well.

My favorite knifing moment came from getting my first veteran tagged |TG| player. It was a password night on Belgrade and the CO tells us that there is someone attacking armor as it approaches Monorail from the UCB. I had just spawned in at Monorail and when I neared the tank wreckage, I saw a PAC figure making sneak attacks to the rear of the tank every time it spawned and moved down the road. So I loop around him through the building and come up behind him. *slash* One nice set of tags (with screen shot). Unfortunately since this was a password night, his tags are not a part of my official collection, but a picture is worth a thousand words.

**pinkypig** · 06-10-2009, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Lorax74

My biggest WTF would be when I crashed an FAV (I know, unbelievable right?) with draeh in it (now it makes sense) and instead of hopping out, he stays in repairing the thing until it finally exploded. Still cracks me up...

Hahaha, I love how he was stuck under it and just continued repairing.... that's hilarious

CannibalCrotch · 06-10-2009, 11:00 PM

i was at statue and saw a sniper in the building - so i went up there to get his tags like a true TG gentleman..when i got there i didnt realize that there were 2 of his comrades also up there - so i took all 3 of there tags...lucky me

- - - it was a hella fight though.

CannibalCrotch · 06-10-2009, 11:11 PM

ohhh just the other day on the TG server - I was defending comm on cerbere Landing - steady firing rockets down on roadblock - and i was crushed by a supply drop

it took me by suprise which has lead to a night of excessive drinking and crying.

**Spur** · 06-11-2009, 12:00 AM

I like my defib wtf kills, dunno how many times I try to revive a buddy and get a "You have killed (insert name here)" Wish you could get tags for that

Mercenary90 · 06-11-2009, 01:33 AM

My favourite WTF moment was also a knifing moment, and it occurred a few days ago in Junkyard of Tunis.
The end of the game was fast approaching, and three people were on the catwalk, running to Junkyard. I was on the flag.
I kill the first in the watch tower with rockets and exhaust the rest of my Baur clip on the second guy while he tries to revive the first, when the third jumps down from the catwalk with a shotgun out. Seeing this, I take out my knife, sprint towards him, and take his tags just as he hits the ground, and the game ends.
Awsmful.

**Crux** · 06-11-2009, 09:04 AM

My favorite knifing moment was awesome. It was on Belgrade, in the buildings south of Com Tower. I saw two snipers at the far end of the hallway looking out over the flag. I shot them both quickly from where I was and went on my way.