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10-29-2009, 11:16 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Re: The 8th mercs are looking for a few new folks!
My motto has and always been, "Burn before you pillage" If it can't survive a fire, I don't want it. Plus sh*t always looks cooler charred and burnt. Maybe that's because my grandparents died in a fire and I took their charred remains and stored them in my attic and I spend my nights up there playing video games with them cheering me on.
Normally I'd wait to attempt to scare you off until after you've been put through the trials, but I don't have a lot of time. Know that when you join, I will require proof of residency and if you ever are thought to reveal any secrets of the 8th or private information, you will join my grandparents in my attic. Ever wonder where Rage really went?
good luck, please don't hesitate to post any questions, I'll answer them honestly.
And we're not good folks, we're fun, but we're not good. *EVIL GRIN* <---I was too lazy to look for the evil grin emoticon so that will have to do.
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10-29-2009, 11:40 AM
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Re: The 8th mercs are looking for a few new folks!
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My motto has and always been, "Burn before you pillage" If it can't survive a fire, I don't want it.
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Sooo...you get your pay in what now? Platinum?
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10-29-2009, 04:03 PM
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Re: The 8th mercs are looking for a few new folks!
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Sooo...you get your pay in what now? Platinum?
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setting the fire is my pay.
It pisses the others off, but since I'm a captain, they can't do a thing about it 
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Due to my most recent psych evaluation (due to the last court case I had listed), I again must disclose the following. Please do not take any posts made by Catman seriously, we have found defects in his thought processes that lead him sometimes to act as, what the internet would call a forum troll. He feels any attention is better than no attention and must have it at all costs, even his own dignity, well if he had any left. If you begin to take his posts seriously, please call us you are in need of serious psychiatric attention. We are available 24/7 at 1-800-OMGIMNUTS, please scream into the phone as soon as it's answered, we will identify you as a catman follower from that and direct your call to someone who can attend to you immediately.
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10-29-2009, 04:13 PM
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Re: The 8th mercs are looking for a few new folks!
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setting the fire is my pay.
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And fire tends to survive being exposed to fire. Yeah, makes perfect sense to me.
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10-29-2009, 07:05 PM
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Re: The 8th mercs are looking for a few new folks!
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setting the fire is my pay.
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Meh, we just bring out the squirt bottle and spray them in the face. Cats hate that. Granted, we use a Super Soaker 10000.
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10-29-2009, 08:43 PM
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Re: The 8th mercs are looking for a few new folks!
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but since I'm a captain, they can't do a thing about it |
We give him a little room to swing his cat 'cos usually if he's not sleeping then he's just grooming himself or lickin' his ........ 
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10-30-2009, 09:21 AM
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Re: The 8th mercs are looking for a few new folks!
Well, there is the old tested Flame thrower... Yes, I have designed a flame thrower that would be reusable and similar to a lethal supersoaker with an electric pizo, many safety valves, backflow preventers, and other safety do-dads and even metal shielding for the gas container... And to kick it all off, it ran off of a type of gas used for camping stoves and grills...
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