Re: The 8th mercs are looking for a few new folks!

**Catman1975** · 10-29-2009, 11:16 AM

My motto has and always been, "Burn before you pillage" If it can't survive a fire, I don't want it. Plus sh*t always looks cooler charred and burnt. Maybe that's because my grandparents died in a fire and I took their charred remains and stored them in my attic and I spend my nights up there playing video games with them cheering me on.

Normally I'd wait to attempt to scare you off until after you've been put through the trials, but I don't have a lot of time. Know that when you join, I will require proof of residency and if you ever are thought to reveal any secrets of the 8th or private information, you will join my grandparents in my attic. Ever wonder where Rage really went?

good luck, please don't hesitate to post any questions, I'll answer them honestly.

And we're not good folks, we're fun, but we're not good. *EVIL GRIN* <---I was too lazy to look for the evil grin emoticon so that will have to do.

**sporkife** · 10-29-2009, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by Catman1975

My motto has and always been, "Burn before you pillage" If it can't survive a fire, I don't want it.

Sooo...you get your pay in what now? Platinum?

**Catman1975** · 10-29-2009, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by sporkife

Sooo...you get your pay in what now? Platinum?

setting the fire is my pay.

It pisses the others off, but since I'm a captain, they can't do a thing about it

**sporkife** · 10-29-2009, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by Catman1975

setting the fire is my pay.

And fire tends to survive being exposed to fire. Yeah, makes perfect sense to me.

**Nepharyte0** · 10-29-2009, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by Catman1975

setting the fire is my pay.

It pisses the others off, but since I'm a captain, they can't do a thing about it

Meh, we just bring out the squirt bottle and spray them in the face. Cats hate that. Granted, we use a Super Soaker 10000.

**INSUNABULA** · 10-29-2009, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by Catman1975

but since I'm a captain, they can't do a thing about it

We give him a little room to swing his cat 'cos usually if he's not sleeping then he's just grooming himself or lickin' his ........

**BeSiege82** · 10-30-2009, 09:21 AM

Well, there is the old tested Flame thrower... Yes, I have designed a flame thrower that would be reusable and similar to a lethal supersoaker with an electric pizo, many safety valves, backflow preventers, and other safety do-dads and even metal shielding for the gas container... And to kick it all off, it ran off of a type of gas used for camping stoves and grills...

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