The Poem

A few months ago "pants" and "no pants" were the subjects of choice on teamspeak.
I had been reading Yeats, particularly his "Lake Isle of Innisfree."
You really ought to read that original poem or else mine won't make much sense.
The content struck me as too good of an opportunnity not to parody. The form I have not followed.
I cannot further explain how I came up with the following, but here it is:

"The Bay Barge of Levis-free."

I will arise and go now, and go to Levis-free.
Nine skirts will I have there,
All printed with the honey bee.
They're simply nice things to wear.

I will not live alone, in the gun-loud glade.
For, lone-wolfing is ungraceful.
There is little peace here made,
But when it comes I'm not ungrateful.

The ladies, and pseudo-females of TG,
Will ever promote good style,
Strive to better players be,
And overcome those filled with guile.

I will arise and go now, for always night and day,
I am generally such a bore,
From this image I must get away!
I can hear it in my deep closet's core.

The Request

Many of you know that I'm not just into 2142 poetry , for I enjoy all sorts of classics. I entered a poetic tweet for the "Little Tweet Nothings"/ BrightStar Contest. The Bright Star movie is a film based on the life and love of John Keats (he wrote the poem "Bright Star").
My entry has been selected as a finalist. All finalists are open for public voting right now. So, if you've enjoyed any of my other poems, please check out http://www.brightstar-movie.com/contest and register to vote for the best one!

A Personal Note

I just had oral surgery yesterday to remove my five pesky wisdom teeth. I'm glad to finally have it done though, and should be able to get off the pain meds soon, hopefully. I can talk, but not much yet (I'm pretty sore). I'll likely be back to 2142 later this week.

Thanks for reading!