The First Ever 2142 Scrim Trash Talk Thread

[Prophaniti]

That's true...if all you irregulars let loose at once, it'd be like the port-a-potties at a third-rate carnival.

I'd talk more trash about ya, but I think this thread is reserved purely for those involved in the Scrim (and is supposed to be good-natured ribbing, not personal attacks).

Keep the hurt on the Battlefield and take the jibes in this thread with a grain of salt (or 3 teaspoons of Meta-M).

[Revark]

I declare Prophaniti the King of Trash Talk. I knew there was a reason I liked you so much Proph.

[Lorax74]

If the 9th are bunch of puppies, then I guess that makes the 7th a bunch of pus.. I mean cats. Some dogs grow up to eat cats...

[Revark]

Originally Posted by Pfeil2281

Update from Team Bravo’s Intelligence Department
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HAHA just noticed one of the sub articles. My Mullett Saved My Dog. and Mullett Friendly Holiday Sports!

[Prophaniti]

Originally Posted by Revark

I declare Prophaniti the King of Trash Talk. I knew there was a reason I liked you so much Proph.

Thanks Revark

::tight-lipped aside comment:: Hope you can back this up on the battlefield buddy...I'm doing all the trash talking, but it's gonna be your reputation on the line Mr. CO, sir.

[=MAXx=]

Im not ganna trash talk, im ganna wait until its over to see what hapens. Honestly guys i expected better trash from you guys.
(please guys dont rip on me for being a cuban in the upcoming posts, im getting tired of them)

[Lorax74]

Originally Posted by =MAXx=

Im not ganna trash talk, im ganna wait until its over to see what hapens. Honestly guys i expected better trash from you guys.
(please guys dont rip on me for being a cuban in the upcoming posts, im getting tired of them)

I don't recall reading a post from anyone other than yourself regarding your heritage, I also seriously doubt any real TGers would mock you for it.

[jepzilla]

Originally Posted by Lorax74

If the 9th are bunch of puppies, then I guess that makes the 7th a bunch of pus.. I mean cats. Some dogs grow up to eat cats...

The 7th will be having a celebratory dinner after...

[Lorax74]

Is that a bowl of crow soup?

[Prophaniti]

Originally Posted by jepzilla

Small dog has big kitty treed...how appropriate. You guys really are pussi...erm, weenies. Beware the shoe-piddling!

You'll have to change your shorts after we're done having our way with you in-game, and you'll have to change your socks after we leave "presents" in your shoe!

[Prophaniti]

Originally Posted by Prophaniti

Bommando & "Typical Gamer Sex Life": A Comparison of Like Attributes

Bommando +Repped me for this...glad to know he has a sense of humor...even if he doesn't have a sense of self-preservation (which probably explains why he's screaming for a medic all the time, not to mention he hasn't withdrawn from Alpha team yet)

Thanks Bom...may your rockets never miss...except when they're aimed in my general direction.
Or at my squadmates. Or at my team. Or at one of your own guys who happens to be close to my teammates. Or while we're playing on the same server...

[Sajier]

You know, I find that the loudest talkers are usually the guys who after the scrimmage are the ones who couldn't open their mouth to give Scarlett Johansson mouth to mouth because their foot is so solidly wedged in there that their tonsils are growing athlete's foot.

You know what helps? A solid does of Metamucil! TIME TO FACE THE IRREGULARS!

[Yoyi]

Edit:: I just had to....

[Prophaniti]

Originally Posted by Sajier

You know, I find that the loudest talkers are usually the guys who after the scrimmage are the ones who couldn't open their mouth to give Scarlett Johansson mouth to mouth because their foot is so solidly wedged in there that their tonsils are growing athlete's foot.

You know what helps? A solid does of Metamucil! TIME TO FACE THE IRREGULARS!

::eyeing the quote in your sig:: Methinks thou dost protest too loudly.

Prithee, Sir Sajier, wouldst thou pucker thine lips 'pon kissing thy mother with such a mouth? Nay, I think ye would not... 'twould mimic a puckering 'pon thy hindquarters too closely. Mayhaps the tender hath confused thy drink with the juice of prunes all too often. Tis a mishap for certain, for thy words more closely resemble intestinal-confounding cheese.

[jepzilla]

Originally Posted by Prophaniti

Small dog has big kitty treed...how appropriate. You guys really are pussi...erm, weenies. Beware the shoe-piddling!

You'll have to change your shorts after we're done having our way with you in-game, and you'll have to change your socks after we leave "presents" in your shoe!

Actually, that's a cat, and the thing it scared to the top of the tree is a bear. Anyway, we'll just get on with winning- our plans don't involve widdling in the other team's shoes.