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Old 03-07-2007, 01:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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The Saga of Pete the Engineer

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Old 03-07-2007, 01:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Re: The Saga of Pete the Engineer

Well that certainly was creative lol! Altough I didn't really get all the pictures I did understand the explosives and the peoples running for their lives So except for the pictures I didn't understand, I liked it, well done!
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Old 03-07-2007, 01:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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on a side note, the waffles that chef has been serving us in the 9th are now being inspected for LSD and other psychoactive substances.
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Old 03-07-2007, 01:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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LOL! Let's hope it's not too late because otherwise all the 9th members will be posting stuff like this.. oh well let's not think about horrible things like this yet!
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Old 03-07-2007, 01:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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Re: The Saga of Pete the Engineer

The sequence is as follows:

1) Introducing Pete the Engineer
2) Pete sees a tank
3) Pete lays a motion mine
4) Motion mine gets activated
5) Pete flanks the tank
6) Pete shoots at the tank
7) Pete hits the tank in the rear
8) Tank blows up, Pete celebrates
9) Pete lays EMP mines and motion mines
10) Pete lays mines up to a rail gun
11) APC appears
12) Pete charges the rail gun
13) Pete shoots the APC with the rail gun
14) APC driver jumps out while Pete charges the gun again
15) Pete shoots the driver with the rail gun
16) Pete celebrates
17) Pete repairs the abandoned APC
18) Pete jumps in the APC
19) Pete Drives the APC
20) Pete drives it some more
21) Pete comes across some enemy infantry
22) Pete jumps in the rocket mortar position
23) Pete shoots rockets at the infantry
24) Infantry dies
25) Pete jumps out and celebrates.
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Old 03-07-2007, 01:35 PM   #6 (permalink)


 
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Old 03-07-2007, 01:35 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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Thanks for clearing that up, I get it now Now it's even funnier!
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Old 03-07-2007, 04:32 PM   #8 (permalink)

 
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Re: The Saga of Pete the Engineer

SWEET..!!


p.s. some people have too much time on their hands!
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Old 03-07-2007, 05:37 PM   #9 (permalink)
 
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+REP! very well done!
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Old 03-08-2007, 01:13 AM   #10 (permalink)
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maybe you should check for some ecstasy as well.
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Old 03-08-2007, 11:33 PM   #11 (permalink)
 
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Re: The Saga of Pete the Engineer

Wow, someone was "high" this morning.

I don't think I've ever been "Pete". I'm glad I haven't become "Pete".
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Old 03-09-2007, 01:21 AM   #12 (permalink)
 
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Wow, someone was "high" this morning.

I don't think I've ever been "Pete". I'm glad I haven't become "Pete".

Wafflehouse is from Atlanta too... Getting high is the best way to cope with traffic here. It keeps you from road rage killing the person behind. Hey Waffle are your pupils dilated or are you just glad to see me?
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Old 03-09-2007, 01:25 AM   #13 (permalink)
 
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oh and the person in front of you too
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Old 03-09-2007, 08:43 AM   #14 (permalink)
 
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Further inqury has revealed that waffle gets his frag on at a place called Battle and Brew billed as atlantas first LAN gaming pub. This could explain Pete's saga.

As for our investigation into what is in the waffles. We did some testing in my lab... our results are impotant and requre the following public announcement.

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"testing, testing 1..2..3. Hey man; dont eat the brown waffles! They're bad! I repeat, the brown waffles are bad man!"
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As for our investigation into what is in the waffles. We did some testing in my lab... our results are impotant and requre the following public announcement.

*taps microphone*
"testing, testing 1..2..3. Hey man; dont eat the brown waffles! They're bad! I repeat, the brown waffles are bad man!"
Them's just pecans. Pecan nevah hurt nobuddy.

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Further inqury has revealed that waffle gets his frag on at a place called Battle and Brew billed as atlantas first LAN gaming pub. This could explain Pete's saga.
Actually, there is a good group of Atlanta TG'ers, it might be a good thing to have an organized meet there at some point to play and drink if there was interest.
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