Avoid Getting Knifed? - Page 6

SharinganTH1422 · 12-15-2007, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by McBuff

Anything's possible, the tough part is figuring out how to do it

huh?

HBrutusH · 12-15-2007, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by machowner

don't know if this has been posted yet but here it is;

pull out a nade, right click and drop it right at your feet, if he knifes you, at least he will die too

This SO works. I've killed about 5 people who were chasing me with a knife since I read this.

Although, I am partial to serving a face full of hot lead. But that's my preference. I also enjoy carving them up, depends on my mood.

Cowtipper · 12-15-2007, 07:27 PM

The worst thing that has ever been created in videogames is teabaggers. These seemingly mature players tend to send their smaller-than-usual hangers your way despite the fact that there usualy is 1. Armor, 2. More armor, 3. Pants, 4. Underpants and 5. Hair in the way. They seem to believe that people are feeling denied of every right in life and wants to commit suicide after being teabagged. This is wrong, for anyone who might seem interested. Plus, them moving up and down in a motion that is easy to confuse with exercise, is more than an easy target for the experienced sniper. This reporter has avenged a few teabagged people this way. More on this later!

**Uranium - 235** · 12-16-2007, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Cowtipper

The worst thing that has ever been created in videogames is teabaggers. These seemingly mature players tend to send their smaller-than-usual hangers your way despite the fact that there usualy is 1. Armor, 2. More armor, 3. Pants, 4. Underpants and 5. Hair in the way. They seem to believe that people are feeling denied of every right in life and wants to commit suicide after being teabagged. This is wrong, for anyone who might seem interested. Plus, them moving up and down in a motion that is easy to confuse with exercise, is more than an easy target for the experienced sniper. This reporter has avenged a few teabagged people this way. More on this later!

I've only teabagged a few people, because I know it pisses them off

And it's only if they really became a threat to my sanity.

One guy kept running around our UCB hopping from tank to tank trying to steal a gunship, I finally got him and couldn't resist dancing on his corpse. Jumping, spinning, shooting the body, and yes, even teabagging. His response: "GROW UP U FAG". I smiled

There was also the time I was quoted as saying "I wish you could teabag a tank..." after we finally destroyed a tank crew that had basically just rolled around camping the spawn for about 5 minutes.

SharinganTH1422 · 12-16-2007, 03:32 PM

I've never teabagged, never understood it really...I'd much rather be doing something more useful. Going up and down on a dead body never really appealed to me...

**Tarenth** · 12-16-2007, 06:03 PM

I like teabaggers since they make me laugh. While they're busy T-bagging me or a teammate that means its time they aren't running, shooting, commanding, or driving armor. That's like getting a free kill because while they're occupied they do nothing constructive for their team.

Also, its amusing to note how much you've dominated someone that they need to redeem some of their self-esteem by virtually placing their virtual crotch over your virtual face. If they're making a statement of their skill, its probably because its so small and insignificant that you wouldn't notice it otherwise. By T-bagging its like saying "You may be better than me, but I got lucky that time!"

Cowtipper · 12-17-2007, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Tarenth

By T-bagging its like saying "You may be better than me, but I got lucky that time!"

Can I quote you on that? Because I seem to be a crotch magnet T_T

**Skill4Lif3** · 12-17-2007, 10:53 AM

I always reserve my teabagging for fellow TGers who fall prey to my gun :P

**Lorax74** · 12-17-2007, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Uranium - 235

There was also the time I was quoted as saying "I wish you could teabag a tank..." after we finally destroyed a tank crew that had basically just rolled around camping the spawn for about 5 minutes.

I remember that round and you saying that, cracked me up!

**draeh** · 12-17-2007, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Uranium - 235

There was also the time I was quoted as saying "I wish you could teabag a tank..." after we finally destroyed a tank crew that had basically just rolled around camping the spawn for about 5 minutes.

Yes I remember that. We were EU on Shuhia trying to hold East Mountain Pass. I was the SL and I could not stop laughing.

Freeboter · 12-17-2007, 06:26 PM

You can teabag a tank, you just have to do it before you blow it up.

Bagheera · 12-17-2007, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Freeboter

You can teabag a tank, you just have to do it before you blow it up.

I never looked at it this way before. Technically then, I've teabagged a tank. This one time on a pubby (it's pretty much all I got on the west coast), these armor crews were pissing me off due to the constant armor stealing. I forgot how (I think I jumped down from a short roof), I ended up on top of a tank, and it was driving them nuts because they couldn't shoot me with the main gun nor with the AA gun. I happily planted my RDX on top of their turret and detonated (it was FF off server.)

RDX Teabag. =)

Squat/RDX/Boom! (Sounds more like an RDX poop now that I think of it...)

Okay back on topic now.

**Anospa** · 12-18-2007, 03:47 PM

Gunship teabagging, 'nuff said.

HBrutusH · 12-18-2007, 04:00 PM

'nuff said indeedy.

SKsniper128 · 12-18-2007, 06:43 PM

How'd you get onto the gunship?

12-15-2007, 07:27 PM	#78 (permalink)
Cowtipper Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 63	Re: Avoid Getting Knifed? The worst thing that has ever been created in videogames is teabaggers. These seemingly mature players tend to send their smaller-than-usual hangers your way despite the fact that there usualy is 1. Armor, 2. More armor, 3. Pants, 4. Underpants and 5. Hair in the way. They seem to believe that people are feeling denied of every right in life and wants to commit suicide after being teabagged. This is wrong, for anyone who might seem interested. Plus, them moving up and down in a motion that is easy to confuse with exercise, is more than an easy target for the experienced sniper. This reporter has avenged a few teabagged people this way. More on this later!

12-16-2007, 03:32 PM	#80 (permalink)
SharinganTH1422 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: East London, England, UK Age: 19 Posts: 1,531	Re: Avoid Getting Knifed? I've never teabagged, never understood it really...I'd much rather be doing something more useful. Going up and down on a dead body never really appealed to me... __________________ Anger is a gift - Malcolm X ...If you can dream--and not make dreams your master, If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same...

12-16-2007, 06:03 PM	#81 (permalink)
Tarenth Join Date: May 2006 Location: California Posts: 2,198	Re: Avoid Getting Knifed? I like teabaggers since they make me laugh. While they're busy T-bagging me or a teammate that means its time they aren't running, shooting, commanding, or driving armor. That's like getting a free kill because while they're occupied they do nothing constructive for their team. Also, its amusing to note how much you've dominated someone that they need to redeem some of their self-esteem by virtually placing their virtual crotch over your virtual face. If they're making a statement of their skill, its probably because its so small and insignificant that you wouldn't notice it otherwise. By T-bagging its like saying "You may be better than me, but I got lucky that time!" __________________ My sanity is not in question... It was a confirmed casualty some time ago. \|TG\|Tarenth Battlefield 2142 Mirra World of Warcraft Light, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they ticked me off.

12-17-2007, 10:53 AM	#83 (permalink)
Skill4Lif3 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Michigan Age: 20 Posts: 263	Re: Avoid Getting Knifed? I always reserve my teabagging for fellow TGers who fall prey to my gun :P __________________ "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's

12-17-2007, 06:26 PM	#86 (permalink)
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12-18-2007, 03:47 PM	#88 (permalink)
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12-18-2007, 04:00 PM	#89 (permalink)
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12-18-2007, 06:43 PM	#90 (permalink)
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