a. major killjoy, destroys your will to live
b. Fun (it’s a game! Don’t forget!) (it's not a game it is serious business act as such)
c. Unpredictable (randomly boot squadies you don't like)

e. cuss your squad out frequently, especially when they miss a revive

i. They need to know when they are doing things right, not just when they are doing things wrong.

f. Decisive (decide quickly which one you will use as a scape goat when things go wrong)

b. crossing the street and seeing the high arc of a mortar shell coming from that apc you did not notice makes for an unhappy squad. (blame them for not warning you about the apc)

3. Encourage contact reports: your squad is your eyes an ears. (if you die it is always your sm's fault)

h. Be firm but unemotional when players are not following orders. (scream at them)

i. You need to follow orders or you will be removed from the squad. Then restate the order they need to follow. (The second they disobey give them the boot)
ii. Be forgiving. Don’t mistake newness for insubordination. (noobs don't deserve to be in your squad, boot them)

i. The intangibles

i. Lead your squad, give them orders, be charismatic, play to your personality strengths and leadership style. (if they don't listen scream more)

i. Spanky is fun, not all that useful. (spanky is god, praise him)

1. Verbal coms are kept simple and short. (wrong, make it as lengthy as possible with lots of mouth breathing and language)