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The story of how you don't kill and insult TG.

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by , 05-28-2012 at 03:55 AM (845 Views)
TG-18th HaveANiceDay (HAND) is a good guy: friendly, helps out, and just generally a swell person. But, this is not a story about HAND - this is story about what happens when you wrong a TGer.

HAND was en route to meet up with me and the freshly-spawned Lancer. HAND and I were being honorable gentlemen and carrying Lancer's gear to him. (The reason Lancer died was that Dredge screamed like a little girl and wanted his Ghillie suit out of my pack right now, but that's story for another day.)

At any rate - Lancer and I are entering Cherno, overwatch snipers have eyes on us - and then, outta nowhere, a CZ550 sniper rifle rings out, and the chat shows "TG-18th HaveANiceDay has died". Well, someone just signed their death warrant on the west side of Cherno.

But this is where it gets better: the son-of-a-moralless-female-canine sees HaveNiceDay's death message and then types into chat: "have a nice day"

He's gloating about killing one of us.

Well, isn't that cute.
Isn't that just peachy keen.
Isn't that just strawberry shortcake with whipped cream on top sweet.

Mr. Hawkins just his death warrant 22 times in Chernogorsk.

Lancer and I are closest to the west side, and we're sprinting toward the warehouse where HaveANiceDay went down. We reach a corrugated metal fence - Lancer goes left around it into the warehouse, I head right. Just then - I see movement on the stairs to my right. The only thing I can make out is the familiar shape of the weapon favored by bastards and bandits worldwide: CZ550 sniper rifle.

This happens in seconds - the fella is moving as fast as he can up those stairs. At this range, even a single bullet from his CZ would kill me, twice. I scope my AKM and let 'er rip: full auto, 30 bullets into him.
Moments later, I see the death message and we all know - we'd found and killed the bastard that assassinated HaveANiceDay. We'd avenged one of our own.

And, at the request and much general amusement of everyone in channel, I showed our friend the honors:

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  1. John CANavar's Avatar
    Thumbs up... Someone had to teach a lesson to one of these "sons-of-a-moralless-female-canine" It was one of them ending my well planned and timed departure from the safety of a power plant station roof to a supermarket nearby. I had planned everything around zombies but it was a sniper bullet which ended my dream of a lovely camp fire in front of a safe tent in the forest.
  2. Dredge's Avatar
    There is one thing to be said about killing a TG member. You can bet your arse the rest will find you! Lol. Just ask I Will Kill You. He was also on the receiving end of some TG vengeance ala Dredge
  3. Zippy's Avatar
    Nice story Zho! Enjoyed the suspense as much as the ending. Did Hawkings reply to your message? Probably not, as he was too busy trying to lick the empty spot between his hind legs... ;-)
  4. Zhohar's Avatar
    Hawkins did not in fact reply

    Had a similar run in the other night - HomerJSimpson killed about 4 of us until Aimed picked him off. I think at least two of us got our gear back. Fun times.
  5. Ytman's Avatar
    Such win. Short and sweet.
  6. TheLancerMancer's Avatar
    MAG DUMP! GLORIOUS SOVIET MAG DUMP!!!

    A fitting end for Mr Hawkings. Good write up Zho, and even more glad to have witnessed it


  
 

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