Cutom made desktop ($500 OBO)
Abit IC7 Mobo
2.4Ghz P4
3x512Mb DDR (1xPC3200,2xPC2700)
Radeon 9700Pro
1x120GB WD Hard Drive
1x160GB Hard drive (Maybe I forget but I'll check back)
1xGeneric NIC
1x400W Antec Power Supply
Aluminum Case, I modded the side with a cutout of the FF7 Fireball about 7 years ago

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"Laptop" ($800 OBO)
So the screen broke while I was cleaning it, and the sound card is also broken :/. To make up for the sound card I will include the sennheiser PC155 headset - it comes in two parts. A usb sound card with headphone and mic jack, and the actual headset.
1.6Ghz Centrino Platform
Intel 2100bg Wireless
2x512Mb DDR2-533Mhz RAM (PC4200 i think)
1xNvidia 6800Go 256Mb Graphics card (this thing pwns hl2 and even plays oblivion well!)
1x80Gb SATA hard drive
1xDual layer DVD+-RW (think its 4x)
Any questions about hardware software please ask!
Both machines are in fine working condition besides the problems I outlined. I regularly clean them (In fact just 4 weeks ago I took apart the entire laptop, cleaned every part, applied good thermal paste, and re-assembled.)
Both are extremely cheap because I am a poor college student who has been having a hell of a time finding a job.
I am also selling A Denon AVR-2803 (silver) surround sound receiver asking $500. If you want any specifics please ask!