MINIMALIST the Concrete Boxer

**minimalist** · 10-14-2007, 03:47 AM

I had a bout with some concrete. Didnt have a gun on me so I punched it. Needless to say, the concrete won. Broke the 4th and 5th metacarpal bones in my left hand, disabling me from sraffing left, walk, crounch, and jump while in-game.

See you all in 2 months.

**Delta** · 10-14-2007, 03:55 AM

..I'm not gonna lie, that's hilarious. Sorry.

the village idiot · 10-14-2007, 04:38 AM

I dont think I'd want to know... but at least it wasn't car boxing (from MadTV if you dont get it)

**.tritone.** · 10-14-2007, 04:56 AM

Wow, that blows. I can understand a little bit, i guess.

I'm a guitar player and even I have the urge to punch the crap out of things sometimes, (my girlfriend helps get me to that point, unfortunately). Usually I'll try and pick something that isn't going to hurt me like a big metal filing cabinet that we have...

One time I smashed one of the heavy oak doors on my armoir with my palm. The old metal hinge broke and the door flew off. My hand hurt for a good 2 or 3 months after that.

Never been dumb enough to punch a brick wall, though. That is... ah... special.

Shadowolf · 10-14-2007, 05:03 AM

What were you thinking of? If you wanted to hit somthing do what everyone does go to a bar or club in my case and go at the first person that piss's you off but make sure it's a guy...

**whistler** · 10-14-2007, 05:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minimalist

I had a bout with some concrete. Didnt have a gun on me so I punched it. Needless to say, the concrete won. Broke the 4th and 5th metacarpal bones in my left hand, disabling me from sraffing left, walk, crounch, and jump while in-game.

See you all in 2 months.

Sorry to hear that Minimalist, drinking can be a real SOB, I assure you. If not that, anger can too.

Soulja · 10-14-2007, 09:09 AM

Oh man, that sucks, kinda funny tho but still, ow, that sucks.

ednos · 10-14-2007, 02:53 PM

Was it a dare?

**Gogeta** · 10-14-2007, 02:56 PM

I can sympathise minimal... in highschool... I got realllly drunk AND pissed off (imagine that) punched my buddy's house and head butted it and knocked myself out... I woke up in my GF's lap..

Get better man!

**minimalist** · 10-14-2007, 04:56 PM

To note, I had'nt had a drop to drink before I punched the wall. I was sober and angry that someone was in my room and had moved my stuff around when I wasnt there. In the anger that persued I had neglected to remember that 2 walls in my room were concrete, not drywall, within 2 seconds of the anger I threw a box and punched the closest wall.

Concrete always wins , drywall is a pansy (unless his buddy the support beam is there)

**Sir-Nerd** · 10-14-2007, 05:12 PM

Yeah, I once punched thru dry wall and hit a stub and fractured it. Split my knuckles and couldn't make a fist for a week.
You and I both have nasty tempers eh.
And after i found out that my account was stolen, i punched my monitor as hard as i could. Good thing it's a CRT.

**Clefspeare** · 10-14-2007, 11:54 PM

Bummer man. Hope to see you up and kicked (or in this case clicking) soon.

**sparhawkxx** · 10-16-2007, 08:40 PM

Angry youth

**Delta** · 10-22-2007, 08:19 PM

..Bump. Rofl.

**.tritone.** · 10-22-2007, 09:13 PM

Can we keep this one stickied?

10-14-2007, 03:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
minimalist Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Saint Augustine, FL Age: 23 Posts: 71	MINIMALIST the Concrete Boxer I had a bout with some concrete. Didnt have a gun on me so I punched it. Needless to say, the concrete won. Broke the 4th and 5th metacarpal bones in my left hand, disabling me from sraffing left, walk, crounch, and jump while in-game. See you all in 2 months.

10-14-2007, 03:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
Delta Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: AMERICA! Age: 18 Posts: 1,044	Re: MINIMALIST the Concrete Boxer ..I'm not gonna lie, that's hilarious. Sorry. __________________ \|TG-4th\| Delta TG Primer CS:S SOP's - ArmA SOP's - INS SOP's Atomic Dog: Do it, hit it with a crowbar! Delta: I don't have a crowbar. Atomic Dog: Hit it with the dog!

10-14-2007, 04:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
the village idiot Join Date: May 2007 Location: Los Angeles County Posts: 49	Re: MINIMALIST the Concrete Boxer I dont think I'd want to know... but at least it wasn't car boxing (from MadTV if you dont get it) __________________ The reason I call myself "the village idiot"? Name a teamate I haven't accidently shot yet. ---- Playing as "Nikon", "the_village_idiot", or "villge_idiot"

10-14-2007, 04:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
.tritone. Join Date: Aug 2007 Age: 21 Posts: 561	Re: MINIMALIST the Concrete Boxer Wow, that blows. I can understand a little bit, i guess. I'm a guitar player and even I have the urge to punch the crap out of things sometimes, (my girlfriend helps get me to that point, unfortunately). Usually I'll try and pick something that isn't going to hurt me like a big metal filing cabinet that we have... One time I smashed one of the heavy oak doors on my armoir with my palm. The old metal hinge broke and the door flew off. My hand hurt for a good 2 or 3 months after that. Never been dumb enough to punch a brick wall, though. That is... ah... special. __________________ Perhaps you should read the SOPs

10-14-2007, 05:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
Shadowolf Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: houston, tx Age: 20 Posts: 274	Re: MINIMALIST the Concrete Boxer What were you thinking of? If you wanted to hit somthing do what everyone does go to a bar or club in my case and go at the first person that piss's you off but make sure it's a guy...

10-14-2007, 09:09 AM	#7 (permalink)
Soulja Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Indiana, USA Age: 16 Posts: 593	Re: MINIMALIST the Concrete Boxer Oh man, that sucks, kinda funny tho but still, ow, that sucks. __________________ My Myspace: www.myspace.com/_shatteredsoul_ <-- Add me!

10-14-2007, 02:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
ednos Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,721	Re: MINIMALIST the Concrete Boxer Was it a dare? __________________ The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. ~ Bertrand Russell I have a tendency to key out three or four things and then let them battle for supremacy while I key, so there's a lot of backspacing as potential statements are slaughtered and eaten by the victors. ~ Magna Centipede

10-14-2007, 02:56 PM	#9 (permalink)
Gogeta Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Statesboro, GA Age: 31 Posts: 2,976	Re: MINIMALIST the Concrete Boxer I can sympathise minimal... in highschool... I got realllly drunk AND pissed off (imagine that) punched my buddy's house and head butted it and knocked myself out... I woke up in my GF's lap.. Get better man! __________________ *\|TG-4th\| Gogeta*

10-14-2007, 04:56 PM	#10 (permalink)
minimalist Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Saint Augustine, FL Age: 23 Posts: 71	Re: MINIMALIST the Concrete Boxer To note, I had'nt had a drop to drink before I punched the wall. I was sober and angry that someone was in my room and had moved my stuff around when I wasnt there. In the anger that persued I had neglected to remember that 2 walls in my room were concrete, not drywall, within 2 seconds of the anger I threw a box and punched the closest wall. Concrete always wins , drywall is a pansy (unless his buddy the support beam is there)

10-14-2007, 05:12 PM	#11 (permalink)
Sir-Nerd Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: In the middle of North Ohio Posts: 795	Re: MINIMALIST the Concrete Boxer Yeah, I once punched thru dry wall and hit a stub and fractured it. Split my knuckles and couldn't make a fist for a week. You and I both have nasty tempers eh. And after i found out that my account was stolen, i punched my monitor as hard as i could. Good thing it's a CRT. __________________ Men are basically smart or dumb and lazy or ambitious. The dumb and ambitious ones are dangerous and I get rid of them. The dumb and lazy ones I give mundane duties. The smart ambitious ones I put on my staff. The smart and lazy ones I make my commanders.

10-14-2007, 11:54 PM	#12 (permalink)
Clefspeare Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 916	Re: MINIMALIST the Concrete Boxer Bummer man. Hope to see you up and kicked (or in this case clicking) soon.

10-16-2007, 08:40 PM	#13 (permalink)
sparhawkxx Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,734	Re: MINIMALIST the Concrete Boxer Angry youth __________________ FUN FUN

10-22-2007, 08:19 PM	#14 (permalink)
Delta Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: AMERICA! Age: 18 Posts: 1,044	Re: MINIMALIST the Concrete Boxer ..Bump. Rofl. __________________ \|TG-4th\| Delta TG Primer CS:S SOP's - ArmA SOP's - INS SOP's Atomic Dog: Do it, hit it with a crowbar! Delta: I don't have a crowbar. Atomic Dog: Hit it with the dog!

10-22-2007, 09:13 PM	#15 (permalink)
.tritone. Join Date: Aug 2007 Age: 21 Posts: 561	Re: MINIMALIST the Concrete Boxer Can we keep this one stickied? __________________ Perhaps you should read the SOPs

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