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Discussion: Counter-Strike Source / Counter-Strike - General Discussion - The Funny Quotes Thread! - Originally Posted by Potshot Fransan:"Hey Beat, come here and get on top of me!" Beat:"But
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    Re: The Funny Quotes Thread!

    Quote Originally Posted by Potshot View Post
    Fransan:"Hey Beat, come here and get on top of me!"
    Beat:"But I was thinking... well, okay"

    Or something to that effect. I thought it was quite hilarious at the time.
    Who knew fransan had such a way with words.
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    Re: The Funny Quotes Thread!

    1er tossed a gun to me so i said:

    "nice toss"

    and 1er replies:

    "thanks, but never say 'nice toss' to a european"

    i lol'd
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    Re: The Funny Quotes Thread!

    I'm curious what that means now.
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    Re: The Funny Quotes Thread!

    Speaking about the popular cookie snack filled with fig, referred to commonly in America as the fig Newton.

    (This may not be verbatim, but it is close.)

    Disciple: "It's like a pastry of sorts, the inside is filled with figs. It's quite delicious."
    Random: "Is it a cookie?"
    Myself: "He's British he wouldn't know what a cookie is"
    Disciple: "Of course the British know what cookies are you twit"
    Random: "Wait, cookies aren't called chips?"
    Disciple: "No!"

    (I know that the British know what cookies are, I was just hoping elevating the situation to a ridiculous level for personal pleasure.)

    XD

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    Re: The Funny Quotes Thread!

    I remember way back in my earliest days with TG (so early, in fact, that I was still getting used to using voice communication) this one time I threw my knife away and said "goodbye knife" and someone replied something like: "oh, he's gonna get you for that!" and I realized that |TG| Knife had joined just before I said that. Naturally I explained myself: "I was talking to my knife, which I just threw away". Some people found that humorous.
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    Re: The Funny Quotes Thread!

    On navarobase. On T team
    Me: Im gonna guard the bathroom.

    -A few minutes later-

    "I need help in here! I cant do this by myself!"

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    Re: The Funny Quotes Thread!

    This is Snax by the way

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