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08-13-2008, 07:57 PM #1
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The Funny Quotes Thread!
Lets get things started with a European:
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08-13-2008, 08:35 PM #2
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Re: The Funny Quotes Thread!
tehehe "crazychu: Lets get things started with a European"
There are no winners in war.
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08-14-2008, 01:53 PM #3
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Re: The Funny Quotes Thread!
i forget who said it but it went llike this:
"dude you just got GLOCKED by BLOOD?!?!"
"glock shots disorient me..."
BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE GLOCK!
The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on.-Ulysses S. Grant
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09-06-2009, 09:47 PM #4
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09-08-2009, 06:47 PM #5
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Re: The Funny Quotes Thread!
Me: I've got you covered from this balcony.
Warthog: Ok, I've got you covered, too.
Me: I think we're bonding right now.
Warthog: Totally.
hahaha
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09-08-2009, 07:25 PM #6
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Re: The Funny Quotes Thread!
Bromancing!
When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. ~ Jimi Hendrix
And isn't it a bad thing to be deceived about the truth, and a good thing to know what the truth is? For I assume that by knowing the truth you mean knowing things as they really are. ~ Plato
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09-08-2009, 10:16 PM #7
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Re: The Funny Quotes Thread!
Maybe a week ago we were playing on the office unlimited map. As terrorist I was watching that hole in the wall toward long hall. Someone else (I think it was smelly cat, though not sure) was watching the garage behind me. He starts moving toward the windows and I say "Hey, where are you going? They'll shoot me in the back." Two seconds later BAM! Shot in the back. Called it.
Not super funny, but it was humorous at the time. It also happened with Alaskan Grown watching garage a few days later. And I called it again. Watch my back!
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09-09-2009, 05:59 AM #8
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Re: The Funny Quotes Thread!
Just get Skylark in here he likes to humilate me by putting my sillys in his sig from time to time.
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
Winston Churchill
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09-12-2009, 08:09 AM #9
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"Fransan: He is behind the ... the ... the ... the ... " *boom boom boom* Fransan dead.
So much for famous last words
"Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Albert Einstein
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09-27-2009, 12:29 AM #10
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Re: The Funny Quotes Thread!
lol this happened on office07 i think
i was in paper room heard a rush coming and was flashed i called out im blind and their all over here.. somehow i threw a nade and said "im gona Kamikaze them" well that nade hit the wall just as i began to see again bounced back and hit me in the face blowing me to little bits.. killing noone but myself
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09-27-2009, 02:53 AM #11
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09-28-2009, 09:23 PM #12
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1er: "Let me just munch on this brain real quick"
ahhh, good times.
also see signature, funny Spar quote."Be careful guys, he's got a gun"
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10-05-2009, 02:56 PM #13
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Love Skylark
"The hostages have been rescued? has the round started?" thats somthing you hear often on certain maps when Fransan is playing a CT 8)
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Re: The Funny Quotes Thread!
Fransan:"Hey Beat, come here and get on top of me!"
Beat:"But I was thinking... well, okay"
Or something to that effect. I thought it was quite hilarious at the time.
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