The Funny Quotes Thread!

crazychu · 08-13-2008, 07:57 PM

Lets get things started with a European:

"|TG-E1st| 1er : Any players who do not follow our rules will be dealt with by our sexy admins"

Toy Poodle · 08-13-2008, 08:35 PM

tehehe "crazychu: Lets get things started with a European"

RudeBoy · 08-14-2008, 01:53 PM

i forget who said it but it went llike this:
"dude you just got GLOCKED by BLOOD?!?!"

"glock shots disorient me..."
BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE GLOCK!

Clefspeare · 09-06-2009, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazychu

"|TG-E1st| 1er : Any players who do not follow our rules will be dealt with by our sexy admins"

I agree with this.

Cid · 09-08-2009, 06:47 PM

Me: I've got you covered from this balcony.
Warthog: Ok, I've got you covered, too.
Me: I think we're bonding right now.
Warthog: Totally.

hahaha

**Extinct** · 09-08-2009, 07:25 PM

Bromancing!

Clefspeare · 09-08-2009, 10:16 PM

Maybe a week ago we were playing on the office unlimited map. As terrorist I was watching that hole in the wall toward long hall. Someone else (I think it was smelly cat, though not sure) was watching the garage behind me. He starts moving toward the windows and I say "Hey, where are you going? They'll shoot me in the back." Two seconds later BAM! Shot in the back. Called it.

Not super funny, but it was humorous at the time. It also happened with Alaskan Grown watching garage a few days later. And I called it again. Watch my back!

**† Disciple †** · 09-09-2009, 05:59 AM

Just get Skylark in here he likes to humilate me by putting my sillys in his sig from time to time.

**big-eye101** · 09-12-2009, 08:09 AM

"Fransan: He is behind the ... the ... the ... the ... " *boom boom boom* Fransan dead.

So much for famous last words

**Trooper |TG|** · 09-27-2009, 12:29 AM

lol this happened on office07 i think
i was in paper room heard a rush coming and was flashed i called out im blind and their all over here.. somehow i threw a nade and said "im gona Kamikaze them" well that nade hit the wall just as i began to see again bounced back and hit me in the face blowing me to little bits.. killing noone but myself

Clefspeare · 09-27-2009, 02:53 AM

Today I said "There is no taco, there is only Clefspeare."

I don't feel like explaining it right now. Heh.

Conen. · 09-28-2009, 09:23 PM

1er: "Let me just munch on this brain real quick"

ahhh, good times.

also see signature, funny Spar quote.

**SanFran** · 10-05-2009, 02:56 PM

Love Skylark
"The hostages have been rescued? has the round started?" thats somthing you hear often on certain maps when Fransan is playing a CT 8)

Clefspeare · 10-07-2009, 12:29 AM

Courtney says "Uhhh, how do I watch sewers?"

I thought it was amusing.

**Potshot** · 10-07-2009, 12:30 PM

Fransan:"Hey Beat, come here and get on top of me!"
Beat:"But I was thinking... well, okay"

Or something to that effect. I thought it was quite hilarious at the time.