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09-06-2007, 04:47 PM #1
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You know you play too much CS when...
Walking through campus today, attention to ground level, I was headed to yet another nondescript building found bursting with masses of chattering, smacking, and otherwise offensive teenagers and twenty-somethings. My eyes were scanning the crowd, as usual, when I realized that there were two levels of balcony about 15 yards directly ahead of where I stood. I had, until this particular moment in time, not even noticed their presence, much less the possibility of more people passing above me.
Quickly, and not without a split-second of panic, my eyes rose. There was someone standing at the balcony looking down at me.
I was suddenly struck by an overwhelming urge to crouch and shoot him in the head.
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09-06-2007, 07:16 PM #2
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Re: You know you play too much CS when...
I know I play quite a bit too much CS as this comic a friend and I made neatly illustrates.
Last edited by the village idiot; 09-06-2007 at 08:06 PM.
The reason I call myself "the village idiot"? Name a teamate I haven't accidently shot yet.
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09-07-2007, 02:43 AM #3
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Re: You know you play too much CS when...
That's not normal?
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. ~ Bertrand Russell
I have a tendency to key out three or four things and then let them battle for supremacy while I key, so there's a lot of backspacing as potential statements are slaughtered and eaten by the victors. ~ Magna Centipede
Feel free to quote me. ~ Skylark
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09-07-2007, 09:07 AM #4
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Re: You know you play too much CS when...
i find myself looking at the newest veiwable area when im going around corners and doorways, to make sure i see someone before they see me
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09-07-2007, 10:46 AM #5
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Re: You know you play too much CS when...
My girlfriend loves it when I say Roger to all of her statements / questions, I can't help it!
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09-07-2007, 11:43 AM #6
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Re: You know you play too much CS when...
Sometimes I'll walk around a corner and see someone looking at me and quickly rush back around the corner.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. ~ Bertrand Russell
I have a tendency to key out three or four things and then let them battle for supremacy while I key, so there's a lot of backspacing as potential statements are slaughtered and eaten by the victors. ~ Magna Centipede
Feel free to quote me. ~ Skylark
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09-07-2007, 12:34 PM #7
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Re: You know you play too much CS when...
Yes I hate it when I accidently team flash my co-workers.
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09-07-2007, 01:35 PM #8
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Re: You know you play too much CS when...
hahahaha...I say stuff like that all the time to my girl too. The best part is when we're getting "intimate" and I say "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
Originally Posted by doorway 27
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09-07-2007, 01:41 PM #9
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Re: You know you play too much CS when...
i play track + field.... i was doing the 100meter sprint and i got in a lot of trouble because i brought my knife with me. i thought it would make me run faster with it out but my coach felt differently about it.
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09-07-2007, 01:42 PM #10
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Re: You know you play too much CS when...
Originally Posted by doorway 27
Yeah, I have caught myself saying "roger" when my friends say something. It's pretty funny, but I don't think anyone has noticed yet.
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09-07-2007, 01:55 PM #11
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Re: You know you play too much CS when...
Whenever someone is near me while I'm playing Counter-strike, and he talks, I try to move my mouse to turn to face him. Once I actually said "where are you?!", but he thought I was talking about the guy who was shooting me in the game..
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09-07-2007, 03:56 PM #12
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Re: You know you play too much CS when...
That's wildly inappropriate. Originally Posted by Atomic Dog
"I run faster with a knife. EVERYONE knows you run faster with a knife!" Originally Posted by XploSive
Sometimes people come in and bother me and I turn to shoot them. Originally Posted by Potshot
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. ~ Bertrand Russell
I have a tendency to key out three or four things and then let them battle for supremacy while I key, so there's a lot of backspacing as potential statements are slaughtered and eaten by the victors. ~ Magna Centipede
Feel free to quote me. ~ Skylark
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09-07-2007, 05:47 PM #13
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Re: You know you play too much CS when...
Yeah after I'm done eating or we get home from an outting my wife will ask if I'm going to kill Terrorists or plant a bomb somewhere
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09-07-2007, 06:41 PM #14
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Re: You know you play too much CS when...
ROFLROFL. Originally Posted by Atomic Dog
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09-07-2007, 07:12 PM #15
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Re: You know you play too much CS when...
Originally Posted by .tritone.
hehe. I do this while walking around, but not because of cs. I'm an old unreal co-op nut. I am always looking for places to ambush the skajjr's or kralls while out and about.
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