You know you play too much CS when...

**.tritone.** · 09-06-2007, 03:47 PM

Walking through campus today, attention to ground level, I was headed to yet another nondescript building found bursting with masses of chattering, smacking, and otherwise offensive teenagers and twenty-somethings. My eyes were scanning the crowd, as usual, when I realized that there were two levels of balcony about 15 yards directly ahead of where I stood. I had, until this particular moment in time, not even noticed their presence, much less the possibility of more people passing above me.

Quickly, and not without a split-second of panic, my eyes rose. There was someone standing at the balcony looking down at me.

I was suddenly struck by an overwhelming urge to crouch and shoot him in the head.

the village idiot · 09-06-2007, 06:16 PM

I know I play quite a bit too much CS as this comic a friend and I made neatly illustrates.

**ednos** · 09-07-2007, 01:43 AM

That's not normal?

**Tonk** · 09-07-2007, 08:07 AM

i find myself looking at the newest veiwable area when im going around corners and doorways, to make sure i see someone before they see me

doorway 27 · 09-07-2007, 09:46 AM

My girlfriend loves it when I say Roger to all of her statements / questions, I can't help it!

**ednos** · 09-07-2007, 10:43 AM

Sometimes I'll walk around a corner and see someone looking at me and quickly rush back around the corner.

HardCa$h · 09-07-2007, 11:34 AM

Yes I hate it when I accidently team flash my co-workers.

Atomic Dog · 09-07-2007, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by doorway 27

My girlfriend loves it when I say Roger to all of her statements / questions, I can't help it!

hahahaha...I say stuff like that all the time to my girl too. The best part is when we're getting "intimate" and I say "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

XploSive · 09-07-2007, 12:41 PM

i play track + field.... i was doing the 100meter sprint and i got in a lot of trouble because i brought my knife with me. i thought it would make me run faster with it out but my coach felt differently about it.

**Clefspeare** · 09-07-2007, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by doorway 27

My girlfriend loves it when I say Roger to all of her statements / questions, I can't help it!

Yeah, I have caught myself saying "roger" when my friends say something. It's pretty funny, but I don't think anyone has noticed yet.

**Potshot** · 09-07-2007, 12:55 PM

Whenever someone is near me while I'm playing Counter-strike, and he talks, I try to move my mouse to turn to face him. Once I actually said "where are you?!", but he thought I was talking about the guy who was shooting me in the game..

**ednos** · 09-07-2007, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Atomic Dog

hahahaha...I say stuff like that all the time to my girl too. The best part is when we're getting "intimate" and I say "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

That's wildly inappropriate.

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Originally Posted by XploSive

i play track + field.... i was doing the 100meter sprint and i got in a lot of trouble because i brought my knife with me. i thought it would make me run faster with it out but my coach felt differently about it.

"I run faster with a knife. EVERYONE knows you run faster with a knife!"

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Originally Posted by Potshot

Whenever someone is near me while I'm playing Counter-strike, and he talks, I try to move my mouse to turn to face him. Once I actually said "where are you?!", but he thought I was talking about the guy who was shooting me in the game..

Sometimes people come in and bother me and I turn to shoot them.

**sparhawkxx** · 09-07-2007, 04:47 PM

Yeah after I'm done eating or we get home from an outting my wife will ask if I'm going to kill Terrorists or plant a bomb somewhere

**Delta** · 09-07-2007, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Atomic Dog

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

ROFLROFL.

**sgt fetterman** · 09-07-2007, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by .tritone.

Walking through campus today, attention to ground level, I was headed to yet another nondescript building found bursting with masses of chattering, smacking, and otherwise offensive teenagers and twenty-somethings. My eyes were scanning the crowd, as usual, when I realized that there were two levels of balcony about 15 yards directly ahead of where I stood. I had, until this particular moment in time, not even noticed their presence, much less the possibility of more people passing above me.

Quickly, and not without a split-second of panic, my eyes rose. There was someone standing at the balcony looking down at me.

I was suddenly struck by an overwhelming urge to crouch and shoot him in the head.

hehe. I do this while walking around, but not because of cs. I'm an old unreal co-op nut. I am always looking for places to ambush the skajjr's or kralls while out and about.
have flak cannon, will travel

09-06-2007, 03:47 PM	#1 (permalink)
.tritone. Join Date: Aug 2007 Age: 22 Posts: 575	You know you play too much CS when... Walking through campus today, attention to ground level, I was headed to yet another nondescript building found bursting with masses of chattering, smacking, and otherwise offensive teenagers and twenty-somethings. My eyes were scanning the crowd, as usual, when I realized that there were two levels of balcony about 15 yards directly ahead of where I stood. I had, until this particular moment in time, not even noticed their presence, much less the possibility of more people passing above me. Quickly, and not without a split-second of panic, my eyes rose. There was someone standing at the balcony looking down at me. I was suddenly struck by an overwhelming urge to crouch and shoot him in the head. __________________ Perhaps you should read the SOPs

09-06-2007, 06:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
the village idiot Join Date: May 2007 Location: Los Angeles County Posts: 51	Re: You know you play too much CS when... I know I play quite a bit too much CS as this comic a friend and I made neatly illustrates. __________________ The reason I call myself "the village idiot"? Name a teamate I haven't accidently shot yet. ---- Playing as "Nikon", "the_village_idiot", or "villge_idiot" Last edited by the village idiot; 09-06-2007 at 07:06 PM.

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ednos Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,776	Re: You know you play too much CS when... That's not normal? __________________ The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. ~ Bertrand Russell I have a tendency to key out three or four things and then let them battle for supremacy while I key, so there's a lot of backspacing as potential statements are slaughtered and eaten by the victors. ~ Magna Centipede

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09-07-2007, 09:46 AM	#5 (permalink)
doorway 27 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Florida Age: 35 Posts: 468	Re: You know you play too much CS when... My girlfriend loves it when I say Roger to all of her statements / questions, I can't help it! __________________

09-07-2007, 10:43 AM	#6 (permalink)
ednos Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 3,776	Re: You know you play too much CS when... Sometimes I'll walk around a corner and see someone looking at me and quickly rush back around the corner. __________________ The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. ~ Bertrand Russell I have a tendency to key out three or four things and then let them battle for supremacy while I key, so there's a lot of backspacing as potential statements are slaughtered and eaten by the victors. ~ Magna Centipede

09-07-2007, 11:34 AM	#7 (permalink)
HardCa$h Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Georgia Age: 26 Posts: 139	Re: You know you play too much CS when... Yes I hate it when I accidently team flash my co-workers. __________________ 4th Force Recon - HardCa$h

09-07-2007, 12:41 PM	#9 (permalink)
XploSive Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 29	Re: You know you play too much CS when... i play track + field.... i was doing the 100meter sprint and i got in a lot of trouble because i brought my knife with me. i thought it would make me run faster with it out but my coach felt differently about it.

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Potshot Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Finland Posts: 332	Re: You know you play too much CS when... Whenever someone is near me while I'm playing Counter-strike, and he talks, I try to move my mouse to turn to face him. Once I actually said "where are you?!", but he thought I was talking about the guy who was shooting me in the game..

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sparhawkxx Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,932	Re: You know you play too much CS when... Yeah after I'm done eating or we get home from an outting my wife will ask if I'm going to kill Terrorists or plant a bomb somewhere __________________ FUN FUN

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