Quest Shady

True....Now if we had mouse jams that would be different ball game...or random drink spillage in to your keyboard....now that is real really realism...LOL!

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Skylark

query $playername
if $playername = "skylark" then gunjamchance = 0
if $playername <> "skylark" then gunjamchance =55

This way I might be able to actually WIN!

And the drink spillage would result in those random letter keys occuring due to the short across the contacts.

ARGH! (that happened to me once)

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Neski

I don't know if it's a mouse problem or what. (I haven't tried a different mouse yet, but I should) I'm sure some of you have seen it happen to me, or you've heard me complain about it (in which case you probably don't believe me, but I swear it's true.). Every now and then I will be shooting at someone or hitting the fire button to start shooting someone and my weapon switches. It happens on the first shot most of the time, but will also happen on the second or third. Doesn't matter what gun it is. And it will just switch to a random other weapon like a grenade, the bomb, my knife. It really sucks and it is most likely a mouse problem that I should probably invest in correcting. There have been times where it has happen and I still managed to get the kill by switching back or my knife came out and i just slashed away since it was most convenient, but this usualy gets me killed.

I've also hit mouse 1 before and had absolutely nothing happen. That really is like a gun jam. It sucks. Click but no fire. Or i'll spray, but not let go of the mouse button... and the spray will stop. Gun jam.

It's real.. I'm not making it up. Probably my mouse. Intelimouse Optical circa 1999.

Skylark

That's pretty old. I had an optical mouse start acting weird on me and had to replace it. Sounds like you need to do that also.

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.tritone.

The only guns that should jam should be the terrorists.

The CTs can be compensated by receiving random phone calls from their nagging wives.

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Hey Neski I have that problem, that sometimes I am sitting their waiting to ambush then suddenly it will switch to my flash lol. gets me killed everytime. However I have a Razer Death Adder so it is not localised to your mouse.

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Skylark

Hey, I get that problem in the real life! something about my wife calling 5 times in an hour to see if I'm going to do something I told her last night I already did.

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† Disciple †

I would like a script that takes into account our real body mass and works out how atheletic we would be in game lol, also if the computer scan my eyes and relised I was very short sighted and then translated that over to the game so that I would barely hit anything.

Obviously these are jokes, some aspects of 'realism' are a joke. There are enough hick ups in the game that we can use are imaginations to think of as gun jams and such.

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