Microsoft's Childrens Book

Just G · 01-11-2008, 04:20 AM

I Was browsing through my guilds forum when I found a reference to a childrens story that Microsoft have produced.......

Mommy, Where do servers come from!

This is the actual story! Click through and read it guys, This is hilarious.

Gotta say I loved this bit, Here

Microsoft do have a sense of humour

**peardog** · 01-11-2008, 07:15 AM

LOL!! "When Mommy and Daddy Love each other..the Daddy wants to give the mommy a special gift! ... "So he buys a "Stay at Home" server!" ...

I need this book in PRINT!!! Love it!

**peardog** · 01-11-2008, 07:18 AM

The printed version will be available for sale on Amazon.com soon... SO I have read... !

The Whole WEBSITE (STAY AT HOME SERVER SITE) has a few funnies movies etc.. Nice work..

**Tonk** · 01-11-2008, 08:19 AM

i think i just got dumber after reading that book.....

**machowner** · 01-11-2008, 12:57 PM

lol, I can't believe they did that

Doktor Goku · 01-11-2008, 01:57 PM

Unbelievable.

Then again, I'll bet we'll see more and more of this as the years go on, and we realize we're old :P

**Sir-Nerd** · 01-11-2008, 04:50 PM

OH DEAR GOD. WE'RE TURNING OUR CHILDREN INTO NERDS AS EARLY AS THIS.

Actually i was a nerd for as long as i can remember

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**whistler** · 01-12-2008, 03:37 PM

Rofl
Some form of a doctor wrote this.

**WhiskeySix** · 01-12-2008, 03:40 PM

HOLY CRAP!! G!!!!!!!!

how's your son doing?

**sordavie** · 01-12-2008, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whistler

Rofl
Some form of a doctor wrote this.

But the third page says that "Tom O'Connor does not actually have a Ph.D. He is also not actually a person."

Just G · 01-13-2008, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiskeySix

HOLY CRAP!! G!!!!!!!!

how's your son doing?

Hey Hey

He is doing very well thank you,
Giving me the biggest headaches ever..but what 2 yr old doesn't ...As you prob well know yourself !!

Hope the 12th are still kicking ass...
Some things should never change

And yes Sordavie,
The whole thing was very Tongue-in-Cheek and its even stated on That Page that the whole book and its author are fictional....
Some very funny reading though

**sgt fetterman** · 01-13-2008, 05:25 PM

WOW! what a site, trying to set over a dozen cookies form/to crap sites.
normaly I don't run with cookies, but since I'm signed in here, I of course have them enabled. I'm set on "ask eveytime" when I need them enabled.
I dislike cookies. flash, java, java script, active x.

01-11-2008, 04:20 AM	#1 (permalink)
Just G Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: N London, England Age: 34 Posts: 552	Microsoft's Childrens Book I Was browsing through my guilds forum when I found a reference to a childrens story that Microsoft have produced....... Mommy, Where do servers come from! This is the actual story! Click through and read it guys, This is hilarious. Gotta say I loved this bit, Here Microsoft do have a sense of humour

01-11-2008, 07:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
peardog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: PA, USA Age: 39 Posts: 1,164	Re: Microsoft's Childrens Book LOL!! "When Mommy and Daddy Love each other..the Daddy wants to give the mommy a special gift! ... "So he buys a "Stay at Home" server!" ... I need this book in PRINT!!! Love it! __________________ Have a great day! 2008!!! TG - SOP -- TeamSpeak Server Information - REQUIRED READING

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peardog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: PA, USA Age: 39 Posts: 1,164	Re: Microsoft's Childrens Book The printed version will be available for sale on Amazon.com soon... SO I have read... ! The Whole WEBSITE (STAY AT HOME SERVER SITE) has a few funnies movies etc.. Nice work.. __________________ Have a great day! 2008!!! TG - SOP -- TeamSpeak Server Information - REQUIRED READING

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