Return of The Mack.

**Axis of Eeevil** · 02-29-2008, 02:19 AM

So, with a hefty tax return on the way, I decided to get a little thank you gift for my wife for all her hard work and [hotsex] dedication:

JK, honey. Hey, don't throw that--Ow!

17" refurb'd Inspiron 1720 on eBay for $600--dual core Intel 1.5 GHz, 1G RAM (I'll need to buy another), Wi-Fi and Bluetooth cards, DVD burner, larger 9-cell battery and various odds n' ends.

I realized she needed a little more than a laptop dumped on her so I went the extra mile and got the "sold out" matching wireless mouse for only 22.00 after looking for a while.

Finally, I realized to really get heads turning, she needs a chic way to carry it from her office to the local "college cutie cafe" for a lo-fat latte and some wi-fi whimsy.

So, after consulting the fashionista weblogs and searching for a cumulative 5hours over two days, (this is how love works, guys--take notes) I finally found the one she would want: at Staples online, of all places--they got it in first!

I'm going to unpack them (never, EVER give your girl a present still in it's UPS box), put them in a nice matching stack of three gift boxes all done up in a big pink ribbon, and give it to her next week when it should all have arrived.

I'll try to get pictures when she opens it, but not what happens after that.

And what am I going to be getting myself you may ask? Why, renewed Supporting Membership, of course!

Is there any doubt that The Mack is back?

**MagnaCentipede** · 02-29-2008, 03:27 AM

Mark Morrison you are not.

Bc2ID · 02-29-2008, 06:27 AM

As Barry White would say.....smooooth.

Mood music for you and I bet you have his outfit too....

**Superfast** · 02-29-2008, 06:54 AM

You are MAD !

But you'll definetly be getting a lot of, uhhh, thanks for this one from the wife.

**UnDeaD77** · 02-29-2008, 09:03 AM

**machowner** · 02-29-2008, 09:29 AM

boy, your supporting membership is expensive, lol. Nice gifts though, she should be happy!

**Axis of Eeevil** · 02-29-2008, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MagnaCentipede

Mark Morrison you are not.

Thank God for that.

02-29-2008, 02:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
Axis of Eeevil Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Corvallis, OR Age: 36 Posts: 919	Return of The Mack. So, with a hefty tax return on the way, I decided to get a little thank you gift for my wife for all her hard work and [hotsex] dedication: JK, honey. Hey, don't throw that--Ow! 17" refurb'd Inspiron 1720 on eBay for $600--dual core Intel 1.5 GHz, 1G RAM (I'll need to buy another), Wi-Fi and Bluetooth cards, DVD burner, larger 9-cell battery and various odds n' ends. I realized she needed a little more than a laptop dumped on her so I went the extra mile and got the "sold out" matching wireless mouse for only 22.00 after looking for a while. Finally, I realized to really get heads turning, she needs a chic way to carry it from her office to the local "college cutie cafe" for a lo-fat latte and some wi-fi whimsy. So, after consulting the fashionista weblogs and searching for a cumulative 5hours over two days, (this is how love works, guys--take notes) I finally found the one she would want: at Staples online, of all places--they got it in first! I'm going to unpack them (never, EVER give your girl a present still in it's UPS box), put them in a nice matching stack of three gift boxes all done up in a big pink ribbon, and give it to her next week when it should all have arrived. I'll try to get pictures when she opens it, but not what happens after that. And what am I going to be getting myself you may ask? Why, renewed Supporting Membership, of course! Is there any doubt that The Mack is back? __________________ Teamplay ensmartens the idiotest of us! "*Let us be neither hasty nor tardy, and let us always be ready to make a new start. If you fall, rise up. If you fall again, rise up again.*" St. Peter of Damascus, ~1196 AD The Tao of TG \| TacticalWiki:Irregulars \| Got The Time (zone)? \| BFCL \| TG University \| Visit Our Sister Site!

02-29-2008, 03:27 AM	#2 (permalink)
MagnaCentipede Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,615	Re: Return of The Mack. Mark Morrison you are not. __________________

02-29-2008, 06:27 AM	#3 (permalink)
Bc2ID Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the shed fixing my lawnmower! Posts: 1,862	Re: Return of The Mack. As Barry White would say.....smooooth. Mood music for you and I bet you have his outfit too.... __________________ "Don't tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results." Gen. George Patton

02-29-2008, 06:54 AM	#4 (permalink)
Superfast Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Norway Age: 32 Posts: 1,671	Re: Return of The Mack. You are MAD ! But you'll definetly be getting a lot of, uhhh, thanks for this one from the wife. __________________ TG-E1st TacticalGamer European Division \| Team up with us today! xfire: superfastkill steam: Superfast

02-29-2008, 09:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
UnDeaD77 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Fort Worth,Texas Age: 22 Posts: 5,709	Re: Return of The Mack. .. __________________ Call Of Duty Admin - Contact Me Report a Player or Banned From Our Servers? Call of Duty - Official Rules, Announcements & SOPs

02-29-2008, 09:29 AM	#6 (permalink)
machowner Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New Tazewell, TN Posts: 2,769	Re: Return of The Mack. boy, your supporting membership is expensive, lol. Nice gifts though, she should be happy! __________________ \|New to TG? Start here\|*\|Become a Supporting Member\| "Remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!"

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Sponsored links

Sponsored links

Sponsored links