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05-12-2008, 07:57 PM #1
why must people break into my house?
Two weeks ago an old "friend" broke into my house. He took 3 handguns, a 30 30 , 3 guitars, two amps and my computer. Im on a friends computer right now. The case is awaiting trial. so post your own stories of larceny here.......i really want my computer back.
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05-12-2008, 08:10 PM #2
Re: why must people break into my house?
I had a fat chick try to break into my pants once when I was wasted. Luckily, my girlfriend at the time saw her attempting to grope me and my obvious resistance, so she sentenced her to hard time in a snow bank out front of the house. Thats about the closest I've ever come to having any of my junk stolen.
(Yes, using junk as a double is intentional: I do in fact mean to use junk to refer to my possessions as well as a euphemism for my genitals.)
|TG-6th|Ferris Bueller
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05-12-2008, 08:38 PM #3
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Your posts today have been pretty good Ferris, keep them up
|TG-X|Turkish

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05-12-2008, 08:44 PM #4
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I aim to please.
|TG-6th|Ferris Bueller
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05-12-2008, 09:52 PM #5
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lmao.. and to Chris; whud you do to the friend that pissed him off?
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05-12-2008, 10:29 PM #6
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I wish your GF would have been around to protect me, when a 6'2 280 lb redhead woman stole the use of my "JUNK" as well as taking my dignity..
Back when I was drinking, I worked with this woman, we were friends, she used to cook Italian food and bring it to me for lunch.. We took smoke breaks together, so I suspected nothing when she poured me full of Goldschlager and had her way with me while I was in a Blackout... I came around somewhere near the end... and like a good soldier, I did what was in front of me, and finished the job..
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05-12-2008, 10:34 PM #7
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Thats truly horrible. It's also technically rape. Only problem is that you have no way of proving that you were blacked out.
So, you married the chick, right?
|TG-6th|Ferris Bueller
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05-12-2008, 10:36 PM #8
Re: why must people break into my house?
Well, a person try to take my tools with out me lookin. I seen him and then he trys to run off i grab my hammer right next to me and i throw it smack him in the back well from there i think you know what happen.
Ryuubi was here!
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05-12-2008, 11:07 PM #9
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05-12-2008, 11:26 PM #10
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05-13-2008, 12:06 AM #11
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Ryuubi, he was joking dude. Relax
|TG-6th|Ferris Bueller
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05-13-2008, 12:12 AM #12
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I think he ovbiously has feelings for him,
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05-13-2008, 12:23 AM #13
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oh yes, it cool i just let you know what happen.
Ryuubi was here!
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05-13-2008, 01:45 AM #14
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05-13-2008, 02:36 AM #15
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