why must people break into my house?

chris934 · 05-12-2008, 07:57 PM

Two weeks ago an old "friend" broke into my house. He took 3 handguns, a 30 30 , 3 guitars, two amps and my computer. Im on a friends computer right now. The case is awaiting trial. so post your own stories of larceny here.......i really want my computer back.

**Ferris Bueller** · 05-12-2008, 08:10 PM

I had a fat chick try to break into my pants once when I was wasted. Luckily, my girlfriend at the time saw her attempting to grope me and my obvious resistance, so she sentenced her to hard time in a snow bank out front of the house. Thats about the closest I've ever come to having any of my junk stolen.

(Yes, using junk as a double is intentional: I do in fact mean to use junk to refer to my possessions as well as a euphemism for my genitals.)

**TurkishDelight** · 05-12-2008, 08:38 PM

Your posts today have been pretty good Ferris, keep them up

**Ferris Bueller** · 05-12-2008, 08:44 PM

I aim to please.

Fenian420 · 05-12-2008, 09:52 PM

lmao.. and to Chris; whud you do to the friend that pissed him off?

**llPANCHOll** · 05-12-2008, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferris Bueller

I had a fat chick try to break into my pants once when I was wasted. Luckily, my girlfriend at the time saw her attempting to grope me and my obvious resistance, so she sentenced her to hard time in a snow bank out front of the house. Thats about the closest I've ever come to having any of my junk stolen.

(Yes, using junk as a double is intentional: I do in fact mean to use junk to refer to my possessions as well as a euphemism for my genitals.)

I wish your GF would have been around to protect me, when a 6'2 280 lb redhead woman stole the use of my "JUNK" as well as taking my dignity..
Back when I was drinking, I worked with this woman, we were friends, she used to cook Italian food and bring it to me for lunch.. We took smoke breaks together, so I suspected nothing when she poured me full of Goldschlager and had her way with me while I was in a Blackout... I came around somewhere near the end... and like a good soldier, I did what was in front of me, and finished the job..

**Ferris Bueller** · 05-12-2008, 10:34 PM

Thats truly horrible. It's also technically rape. Only problem is that you have no way of proving that you were blacked out.

So, you married the chick, right?

Ryuubi · 05-12-2008, 10:36 PM

Well, a person try to take my tools with out me lookin. I seen him and then he trys to run off i grab my hammer right next to me and i throw it smack him in the back well from there i think you know what happen.

**CingularDuality** · 05-12-2008, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryuubi

Well, a person try to take my tools with out me lookin. I seen him and then he trys to run off i grab my hammer right next to me and i throw it smack him in the back well from there i think you know what happen.

Oh, gawd. You didn't take advantage of him, did you? That's just over the line, dude.

Ryuubi · 05-12-2008, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CingularDuality

Oh, gawd. You didn't take advantage of him, did you? That's just over the line, dude.

Umm ok? No i didn't take a advantage of him. He try to take over $500 of tools and tool sets. When someone dose that im not going to be nice to the person.