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  1. 01-04-2009, 03:06 PM #1
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    Chat Up Lines : D

    Hi guys i would say im pretty good with the ladies, would you say that anout yourselves? lol if so post your chat up lines here, post your wisdom lol
    Heres a few from me:
    1.do you believe in love at first sight??..or would u like me to walk by again

    2.I'm thinking of a number between 0 and 1234567891011, what is it? (other person guesses)
    Okay, I'll tell you, mine's 073656788918 (phone number), what's yours?
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    3.I hope you know CPR cuz you take my breath away

    I know loads more just cant be asked to post them at the mo i will do later.
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    Re: Chat Up Lines : D

    The best pick up line?

    HELLO or HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?



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    Were either of your parents a Pentium D, because you're smokin hot!

    Haha, I had to.


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  4. 01-04-2009, 04:54 PM #4
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    All of these make my effeminate heart go all aflutter.

    I can't contribute. It would ruin the "moment". Plus I don't know any.
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    Re: Chat Up Lines : D

    I had a ton of them, but I thought better of the nsfw inuindo. here are the ones that pass:

    Do you have a quarter, cause my mom told me to call home when I met an angel.

    I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

    you look like my next girlfriend.

    you have this "moorish" look to you... Has no one told you? wow... I don't know how no one has noticed. what's moorish you ask? oh, my bad. moorish - you know... I want to see more of you.

    I think I'm drunk enough to find you attractive now. no wait...

    I wanted to tell you that seeing you was worth coming here tonight.

    call 911. I just had my heart stolen.

    trust me, I'm a doctor.
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  6. 01-04-2009, 10:05 PM #6
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    Re: Chat Up Lines : D

    Nice DdogG ! : ] Heres a few more:

    1.Is your dad an alien because their is nothing else like you in this world!
    2.Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?
    3.The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!
    4.Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?
    5.If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
    6.Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

    You will definately score big time with these : D
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  7. 01-04-2009, 10:33 PM #7
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    Re: Chat Up Lines : D

    Quote Originally Posted by quest shady View Post
    the best pick up line?

    hello or hello, how are you?
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  8. 01-04-2009, 10:39 PM #8
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    ME: Do you sleep on your stomach?
    Her: What? Why?!
    Me: Can I....?

    Got me slapped once....But worth it!

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  9. 01-04-2009, 11:55 PM #9
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    Re: Chat Up Lines : D

    Weird Al's Wanna B Ur Lover

    I don't have a library card
    But do you mind if I check you out?
    I like your skeletal structure, baby
    You're an ectomorph, no doubt

    Your face is real symmetrical
    And your nostils are so nice
    I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
    So I could see you twice

    Girl, you smell like Fritos
    That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
    You're so hot, you're gonna melt
    The elastic in my underwear

    I'll bet you're magically delicious
    Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
    You'd look like Venus de Milo
    If I just cut off your arms
    What I'm tryin' to say is ...

    I wanna be your lover, baby
    I need somebody to love
    You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
    Now, I need somebody to love

    Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
    Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
    Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
    Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

    Do you believe in love at first sight
    Or should I walk by again?
    My love for you'd like diarrhea
    I just can't hold it in

    Stop, drop and roll now
    'Cause baby, you're on fire
    I'll bet your outfit
    Makes a lot of noise in the drier

    You're absolutely perfect
    Don't speak now, you might spoil it
    Your eyes are even bluer
    Than the water in my toilet

    Say, has anyone ever told you
    You've got Yugoslavian hands?
    No, of course not, that would be stupid
    Just forget I ever brought it up
    The point I'm trying to make is ...

    I wanna be your lover, baby
    I need somebody to love
    You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
    Now, I need somebody to love

    Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
    Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
    Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
    Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

    I wanna be your Krakatoa
    Let my lava flow all over you
    I wanna be your anaconda
    And your heat-seeking missile too

    I wanna be your beef burrito
    Am I making this perfectly clear?
    I wanna be your love torpedo
    Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
    Uh huh

    I hope I'm not being forward
    But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
    You can tell me truthfully
    Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?

    There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
    To desribe how smooth I am
    Maybe you've seen my picture
    It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

    My lips are registered weapons
    Can I invade your personal space?
    You must have fallen from heaven
    That would explain how you messed up your face

    Well, how'd you get through security?
    'Cause, baby, you're the bomb
    I'd like to take you home right now
    So you can meet my mom
    Because I ...

    I wanna be your lover, baby
    I need somebody to love
    You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
    Now, I need somebody to love

    Girl, you must be Jamaican
    Because Jamaican me crazy
    Girl, you must be Jamaican (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
    Because Jamaican me crazy (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

    I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
    I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
    You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
    Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

    I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
    I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
    You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
    Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

    I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
    I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
    You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
    Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

    I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
    I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
    You know I just wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)
    Now, I need somebody to love (Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)
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  10. 01-05-2009, 12:14 AM #10
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    OMG, I am so downloading that right now!!

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  11. 01-05-2009, 08:41 AM #11
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    Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, its usually something unusual.
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  12. 01-05-2009, 08:47 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirtboy View Post
    Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, its usually something unusual.
    And you never know where he is going to wear it...Sometimes on his head...sometimes over the shoulder...They feel sorry for the "special" person that he is....LOL!



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  13. 01-05-2009, 01:47 PM #13
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    Re: Chat Up Lines : D

    My uncle sends my mom (81 years old) the typical email funnies, and sometimes she passes them on to me. Here's one I got a couple weeks ago:

    Thank you for purchasing 'Bubba & Cooter's Book of Sure-fire Pick-up Lines' brought to you by Bubba & Cooter, straight outta the hils. Enjoy!
    • Did you fart?
      cuz you blew me away.
    • Are yer parents retarded?
      cuz ya sure are special.
    • My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
      I can't hold it in.
    • Do you have a library card?
      cuz I'd like to sign you out
    • Is there a mirror in yer pants?
      cuz I can see myself in em.
    • If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
      I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
    • You might not be the best lookin girl here,
      but beauty's only a light switch away.
    • Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
      Woman - 'WHAT?'
      Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'
    • I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
      but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
    • I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
      I think he went inta this cheap motel room...
    • Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
    • If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
      we kin sleep til afternoon.
    • Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
      every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
    Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quest Shady View Post
    And you never know where he is going to wear it...Sometimes on his head...sometimes over the shoulder...They feel sorry for the "special" person that he is....LOL!
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    Re: Chat Up Lines : D

    Hahaha im cracking up. That song, omg im gona sinf that one day. : D
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