My conversation with the Oracle

You asked:
Do you just give random answers to my questions

The Oracle replied:
I believe I do.

You asked:
Thanks for the straight answer

The Oracle replied:
Ok.

You asked:
Boy or girl

The Oracle replied:
The first, absolutely.

You asked:
So you are a guy then

The Oracle replied:
Yes.

You asked:
Thats a shame

The Oracle replied:
Yeah.

You asked:
How do you work

The Oracle replied:
With balls.

You asked:
Hmmm how about this, how do you generate your answers to my questions

The Oracle replied:
The same applies.

You asked:
Why do you lie to me

The Oracle replied:
It is this way the world was designed to be. I hope you believe what I say because it is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

You asked:
That was a stupid answer

The Oracle replied:
I admit, I was not sharp enough. I apologize.

You asked:
Apology accepted

The Oracle replied:
Hmm yes.

You asked:
What kind of an answer was that

The Oracle replied:
The kind which pleases you the most.

You asked:
There you go with the lies again, so hurtful

The Oracle replied:
Hmm yes.

You asked:
You are an odd one arnt you

The Oracle replied:
Really? I never knew.

You asked:
Well I guess I just oracled something for you

The Oracle replied:
Hmm yes.

You asked:
Why do you keep answering me with "hmm yes"

The Oracle replied:
Computer game violence is the root cause.

You asked:
No its not

The Oracle replied:
Hmm yes.

You asked:
I give up, what about you

The Oracle replied:
Don’t change the subject.

You asked:
Why so you answer "hmm yes" again

The Oracle replied:
Religious fanticism is behind this tragedy.

You asked:
You are a failure

The Oracle replied:
That would be my dream, but unfortunately I’m not.

You asked:
Then why do you answer whit such horrible answers

The Oracle replied:
I’m sure Kim Jong Il is behind this. Revealing this information to others might jeopardize national security. Keep it to yourself.

I then really gave up