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Re: Ask the Oracle....lol
My conversation with the Oracle
You asked:
Do you just give random answers to my questions
The Oracle replied:
I believe I do.
You asked:
Thanks for the straight answer
The Oracle replied:
Ok.
You asked:
Boy or girl
The Oracle replied:
The first, absolutely.
You asked:
So you are a guy then
The Oracle replied:
Yes.
You asked:
Thats a shame
The Oracle replied:
Yeah.
You asked:
How do you work
The Oracle replied:
With balls.
You asked:
Hmmm how about this, how do you generate your answers to my questions
The Oracle replied:
The same applies.
You asked:
Why do you lie to me
The Oracle replied:
It is this way the world was designed to be. I hope you believe what I say because it is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
You asked:
That was a stupid answer
The Oracle replied:
I admit, I was not sharp enough. I apologize.
You asked:
Apology accepted
The Oracle replied:
Hmm yes.
You asked:
What kind of an answer was that
The Oracle replied:
The kind which pleases you the most.
You asked:
There you go with the lies again, so hurtful
The Oracle replied:
Hmm yes.
You asked:
You are an odd one arnt you
The Oracle replied:
Really? I never knew.
You asked:
Well I guess I just oracled something for you
The Oracle replied:
Hmm yes.
You asked:
Why do you keep answering me with "hmm yes"
The Oracle replied:
Computer game violence is the root cause.
You asked:
No its not
The Oracle replied:
Hmm yes.
You asked:
I give up, what about you
The Oracle replied:
Don’t change the subject.
You asked:
Why so you answer "hmm yes" again
The Oracle replied:
Religious fanticism is behind this tragedy.
You asked:
You are a failure
The Oracle replied:
That would be my dream, but unfortunately I’m not.
You asked:
Then why do you answer whit such horrible answers
The Oracle replied:
I’m sure Kim Jong Il is behind this. Revealing this information to others might jeopardize national security. Keep it to yourself.
I then really gave up
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