I nominate The Artery Clogger aka The Portable Heart Attack
Step 1. Start off with thick white bread. Sourdough or loaf italian work fine. Spread butter (not margarine, REAL BUTTER) on both sides of both pieces. Pan Fry until butter is melted in and the sides are golden brown.
Step 2. Fry Bacon. At least 4 strips. If you can get thick cut (preferably center cut), it works better. Dont discard the grease.
Step 3. In the same pan, using the bacon grease fry up your choice of other meat. I usually do a combination of things like sliced pepperoni and turkey.
Step 4. In the same pan, yet again, after discarding MOST of the grease, fry an egg.
Step 5. Layer meats, egg and your choice of cheese on the fried and buttery bread. Mayonnaise is optional, but I like it for that extra squeeze on the old cardiovascular system.
I highly recommend that you all consume at least one today.
There you have it folks. The tastiest and unhealthiest sandwich anyone can make.