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    USB going TOO FAR!

    http://www.usbchainsaw.com/

    nuff said.

    All I need is a laptop, and I'm read for the zombie uprising!
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    Re: USB going TOO FAR!

    Oh thats nice! Ill make sure to bring my laptop next time im in the forest.

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    Re: USB going TOO FAR!

    You guys missed the joke... click on the "Pre-Order is now closed" banner at the bottom of the page.

    or

    http://www.usbchainsaw.com/reveal.html



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    Re: USB going TOO FAR!

    Click on the "why preorder is now closed" red stripe.

    Also check out this:

    <http://www.kleinbottle.com/>
    Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

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    Re: USB going TOO FAR!

    Yeah, I saw that. but I still had to post it. You know I did. Besides, anyone knows that USB doesn't have enough power to keep a chainsaw going fast enough to take down a zombie! (It takes 5!)
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    Re: USB going TOO FAR!

    Quote Originally Posted by Skylark View Post
    Besides, anyone knows that USB doesn't have enough power to keep a chainsaw going fast enough to take down a zombie! (It takes 5!)

    And you know this from rigorous undead testing?



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    Re: USB going TOO FAR!

    Of course! Granted, my principal said they were just ISS students, but *I* knew better.
    "Sympathy means a lot, coming from Kulmar. I didn't think it was possible.
    Good luck getting rid of your disease. If you're infected, though, stay away--I can't afford to be a zombie right now.
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    Re: USB going TOO FAR!

    Lol, nice find! The quotes at the top kept me entertained for some time!
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    Re: USB going TOO FAR!

    USB could do it, but as a charging system, and recharging would take a very long time.

    So has anyone installed the free sound file to their PrtScr key?
    Dude, seriously, WHAT handkerchief?

    snooggums' density principal: "The more dense a population, the more dense a population."

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    Re: USB going TOO FAR!

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    lol?

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    Re: USB going TOO FAR!

    Gone are the days where frustration with your computer was vented with a fist smashing down on the keyboard, if this ad did happen to be real then there would be carved-up computer parts being rolled-up in rugs and dumped into rivers all over the world





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