The NooB

jex · 08-06-2003, 06:13 PM

The NooB

I was in the void and totally lost,
The light I could not see.
For I was blinded with ignorance,
The Rambo blood in me.

Many times I would die,
And many times reborn.
Many times I’d run ‘n’ gun,
I now look back forlorn.

The way I used to be back then,
I cannot understand.
I used to think that I was 733t,
And always had the upper hand.

“You retard noob!” I used to shout,
To those I thought were ‘gay’.
“You camper whore,” to anybody,
That paused for a seconds delay.

But now those days are gone my friend
I’m glad to say they’re dead.
I finally have seen the light,
I see clearly in my head.

For it was I who was the noob you see,
It was me who was the gay.
I found a place to go you see,
Before, these things I could not say.

And in this place I found my place,
I finally joined the stars.
Where everyone excelled with grace,
A place that had no bars.

Where skill and courage became as one,
Where honour had the day.
Where heroes from the legends would come,
And bring their skill into the fray.

You see I used to be a retard,
And I used to be a lamer.
That was until I found a place,
A place called Tactical Gamer.

Jex.

**luna** · 08-06-2003, 06:20 PM

That's awesome, Jex!!!

*standing ovation*

08-06-2003, 06:22 PM

lol nice!

**Wyzcrak** · 08-06-2003, 06:27 PM

*stands with luna*

Wow man.. that's really good stuff. Can we Sticky this?

Wyzcrak

Sniper · 08-06-2003, 06:51 PM

STICKY STICKY STICKY

BATMAN. · 08-06-2003, 07:02 PM

*stands with wyz and luna*BRAVO BRAVO!!!!!

Sniper · 08-06-2003, 07:14 PM

YAY! It's BEEN STICKIED!!!! GJGJGJGJGJGJGJ

**Apophis** · 08-06-2003, 08:06 PM

Fantasic, jex!!

I wish I still had copies of all eternal's old stories, poems and general sillyness. I need to start keeping all of this fantastic someplace..

Panz · 08-06-2003, 09:12 PM

Bravo! Gimme more!

dragon · 08-06-2003, 09:22 PM

Just a suggestion but I think we need the old section for stories, poems and stuff back. To build morale here.

I can see it now Dragon's creative lair hmm good ring

Oh yeah great work Jex

Cobra · 08-07-2003, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luna

That's awesome, Jex!!!

*standing ovation*

________________________

08-07-2003, 03:41 AM

Very Nice Jex.... Love it!!!

jex · 08-07-2003, 05:54 AM

Once again thanks everyone

Microbe · 08-07-2003, 08:55 AM

We need someone to put that to music. It could be the TG Hymn.

Opus · 08-07-2003, 10:26 AM

Jex, amigo, awesome stuff!!

08-06-2003, 06:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
jex Join Date: May 2003 Location: United Kingdom Age: 37 Posts: 3,238	The NooB The NooB I was in the void and totally lost, The light I could not see. For I was blinded with ignorance, The Rambo blood in me. Many times I would die, And many times reborn. Many times I’d run ‘n’ gun, I now look back forlorn. The way I used to be back then, I cannot understand. I used to think that I was 733t, And always had the upper hand. “You retard noob!” I used to shout, To those I thought were ‘gay’. “You camper whore,” to anybody, That paused for a seconds delay. But now those days are gone my friend I’m glad to say they’re dead. I finally have seen the light, I see clearly in my head. For it was I who was the noob you see, It was me who was the gay. I found a place to go you see, Before, these things I could not say. And in this place I found my place, I finally joined the stars. Where everyone excelled with grace, A place that had no bars. Where skill and courage became as one, Where honour had the day. Where heroes from the legends would come, And bring their skill into the fray. You see I used to be a retard, And I used to be a lamer. That was until I found a place, A place called Tactical Gamer. Jex.

08-06-2003, 06:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
luna Join Date: May 2003 Location: Rhode Island Age: 29 Posts: 4,104	That's awesome, Jex!!! standing ovation __________________ Resurgent's New Motivational Motto: "Now train harder! Live inside your character! If it dies, YOU DIE! Focus!" Jesus had a soulstone.

08-06-2003, 06:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
Wyzcrak Join Date: May 2003 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 14,132	stands with luna Wow man.. that's really good stuff. Can we Sticky this? Wyzcrak __________________ Steam Community? Add me. \| Join #tacticalgamer \| Search Results Legend \| New Posts Forum Filter \| Postbox Toggle \| Live Thread Review \| One Line Results \| Free Remote, Encrypted Backup Darkilla: In short, NS is pretty much really fast chess. With guns. Apophis: I haven't seen anyone say that SM's are better than non-SMs. Nordbomber: This is THE first server I've seen where either side can comeback from out of seemingly nowhere with the right teamwork. en4rcment: I have NEVER experienced the type of gameplay that I have found here. Nightly I am amazed at the personalities and gaming talent. Root: Welcome to TG. Feel free to punctuate your sentences correctly. Monkerz: Its gonna take all my skills to beat those boys off in the future.

08-06-2003, 06:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
Sniper Join Date: May 2003 Location: Memphis Age: 19 Posts: 1,724	STICKY STICKY STICKY __________________ New Server1 IP. Read the stickies!! This is how you check your STEAMID and register it.

08-06-2003, 07:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
BATMAN. Join Date: May 2003 Location: San Diego,California Posts: 517	stands with wyz and lunaBRAVO BRAVO!!!!! __________________ "Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time."

08-06-2003, 06:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
Guest Posts: n/a	lol nice!

08-06-2003, 07:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
Sniper Join Date: May 2003 Location: Memphis Age: 19 Posts: 1,724	YAY! It's BEEN STICKIED!!!! GJGJGJGJGJGJGJ __________________ New Server1 IP. Read the stickies!! This is how you check your STEAMID and register it.

08-06-2003, 08:06 PM	#8 (permalink)
Apophis Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Rhode Island, USA Age: 35 Posts: 8,736	Fantasic, jex!! I wish I still had copies of all eternal's old stories, poems and general sillyness. I need to start keeping all of this fantastic someplace.. __________________ Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.

08-06-2003, 09:12 PM	#9 (permalink)
Panz Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 122	Bravo! Gimme more! __________________ "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

08-06-2003, 09:22 PM	#10 (permalink)
dragon Join Date: May 2003 Age: 31 Posts: 496	Just a suggestion but I think we need the old section for stories, poems and stuff back. To build morale here. I can see it now Dragon's creative lair hmm good ring Oh yeah great work Jex __________________ WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. MARIO TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. HE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.

08-07-2003, 03:41 AM	#12 (permalink)
FireMarshal Guest Posts: n/a	Very Nice Jex.... Love it!!!

08-07-2003, 05:54 AM	#13 (permalink)
jex Join Date: May 2003 Location: United Kingdom Age: 37 Posts: 3,238	Once again thanks everyone __________________ Jex

08-07-2003, 08:55 AM	#14 (permalink)
Microbe Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 46	We need someone to put that to music. It could be the TG Hymn. __________________ Some day we'll return to Our valleys and our farms. And we'll no longer yearn To be brothers in arms.

08-07-2003, 10:26 AM	#15 (permalink)
Opus Join Date: May 2003 Location: Tecumseh, ON Canada Posts: 287	Jex, amigo, awesome stuff!!

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