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08-30-2006, 07:50 PM #1
Sad times in Boston
The Boston Globe August 29th 2006
Roxbury MA (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Boston courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his Parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Boston Red Sox, whom the boy firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone.

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08-30-2006, 08:19 PM #2
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08-30-2006, 08:30 PM #3
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08-30-2006, 09:49 PM #4
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Damn Dude, u really had me going there.
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08-30-2006, 10:01 PM #5
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Lol.
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08-30-2006, 10:01 PM #6
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good job....last year it was the browns
that sounds like a good idea trooper.
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08-30-2006, 10:55 PM #7
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Cmon man...why you picking on the Sox...have some mercy on us Bosox fans...We haven't had a collapse like this since at least 1978 with Bucky f*****g Dent hitting one over the wall to win the one game playoff to see who would advance. I think we were up 14 games at the break that year...
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08-30-2006, 11:34 PM #8
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The Red Sox can finish under .500 for the next 10 seasons for all I care. They not only one the World Seriesfor the first time since 1918 but they came back from being down 3 games to none and beat the Yankees to do it. I really cant ask for more in this lifetime sportswise, well maybe for the Eagles to win the Superbowl. Yes, I am from Mass but I fell in love with the Eagles during the Randal Cunningham/Reggie White Era.
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08-31-2006, 01:01 AM #9
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oh, i'm a card caryin member of the nation... but i too have set my sights on opening day vs the bills...

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08-31-2006, 01:57 AM #10
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Man, you killed me with that post. I thought I was about to read something genuinely sad, then I thought I was going to read something odd but sad, then I figured it was just odd. Finally, I found out it was a joke!
GRRR...
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08-31-2006, 11:04 AM #11
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hahahahahahahha good one! xD
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08-31-2006, 02:05 PM #12
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Now that my friends, is freaking hilarious!
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08-31-2006, 03:25 PM #13
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I was all reading along thinking about that poor kid...
Nice one. lol






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08-31-2006, 06:19 PM #14
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I think he'd be safer with the Cubs. They are the new cursed team in my book. Also, LMAO you had me going
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09-01-2006, 01:57 AM #15
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The Red Sox were never cursed.
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