your gona like this

**Cappy** · 03-22-2007, 05:58 AM

words were changed for reasons you can think of yourself

found this on my other main web site www.setiusa.net

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the most functional english word

Well, it's crap ... that's right, crap!
crap may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get crap-faced, Be crap-out-of-luck, Or have crap for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your crap together, find a place for your crap, or be asked to crap or get off the pot.

You can smoke crap, buy crap, sell crap, lose crap, find crap, forget crap, and tell others to eat crap.

Some people know their crap, while others can't tell the difference between crap and shineola.

There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s. There is bull crap, horse crap, and chicken crap.
You can throw crap, sling crap, catch crap, shoot the crap, or duck when the crap hits the fan.

You can give a crap or serve crap on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep crap or be happier than a pig in crap.

Some days are colder than crap, some days are hotter than crap, and some days are just plain ****ty.

Some music sounds like crap, things can look like crap, and there are times when you feel like crap.

You can have too much crap, not enough crap, the right crap, the wrong crap or a lot of weird crap.

You can carry crap, have a mountain of crap, or find yourself up crap creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to crap and other times you fall in a bucket of crap and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your crap, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a crap; or not do so if you don't give a crap!

Well, crap, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a crap and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of crap. But, if you happened to catch a load of crap from some crap-head...........
Well, crap Happens!!!

Nerd Ferguson · 03-22-2007, 09:55 PM

That's some funny crap!

**blackmain** · 03-22-2007, 10:45 PM

Good find.

**kin3** · 03-23-2007, 08:54 AM

That's a bunch of crap.

**Chewy** · 03-24-2007, 10:49 AM

Haha! Very nice... I know I use that word a lot.

**Grunt 70** · 03-24-2007, 12:41 PM

The guy who made the current day porcelin toilet commercially viable was named Edmund Crapper....always got a laugh out of that...

**Edit--I learned this on a trip to Seattle where they have an interesting "underground" tour. Further research today shows this may not be true...but it's still funny as heck !!

=MAXx= · 03-24-2007, 06:13 PM

Laughing till it hurts. LOL (or until i crap myself)

03-22-2007, 05:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
Cappy Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Washing County, Pa. Age: 42 Posts: 947	your gona like this words were changed for reasons you can think of yourself found this on my other main web site www.setiusa.net --------------------------------------------------------------------------- the most functional english word Well, it's crap ... that's right, crap! crap may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get crap-faced, Be crap-out-of-luck, Or have crap for brains. With a little effort, you can get your crap together, find a place for your crap, or be asked to crap or get off the pot. You can smoke crap, buy crap, sell crap, lose crap, find crap, forget crap, and tell others to eat crap. Some people know their crap, while others can't tell the difference between crap and shineola. There are lucky **s, dumb s, and crazy s. There is bull crap, horse crap, and chicken crap. You can throw crap, sling crap, catch crap, shoot the crap, or duck when the crap hits the fan. You can give a crap or serve crap on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep crap or be happier than a pig in crap. Some days are colder than crap, some days are hotter than crap, and some days are just plain ty. Some music sounds like crap, things can look like crap, and there are times when you feel like crap. You can have too much crap, not enough crap, the right crap, the wrong crap or a lot of weird crap. You can carry crap, have a mountain of crap, or find yourself up crap creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to crap and other times you fall in a bucket of crap and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your crap, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a crap; or not do so if you don't give a crap! Well, crap, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a crap and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of crap. But, if you happened to catch a load of crap from some crap-head........... Well, crap Happens!!! __________________ \|TG-6th\| Cappy BF2 Rules\|Teamspeak Info\|Become a Supporting Member\|The 6th Devil's Brigade\|TG Primer**

03-22-2007, 09:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
Nerd Ferguson Join Date: Feb 2007 Age: 42 Posts: 75	Re: your gona like this That's some funny crap!

03-22-2007, 10:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
blackmain Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Maimi, FL Posts: 412	Re: your gona like this Good find. __________________

03-23-2007, 08:54 AM	#4 (permalink)
kin3 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Mobile, Al Age: 62 Posts: 1,191	Re: your gona like this That's a bunch of crap. __________________ The Old Guy kin3

03-24-2007, 10:49 AM	#5 (permalink)
Chewy Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Oak Creek, WI Age: 24 Posts: 1,567	Re: your gona like this Haha! Very nice... I know I use that word a lot. __________________ PM Chewy (Team Fortress 2 Admin) Chewy's Steam Profile

03-24-2007, 12:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
Grunt 70 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Massachusetts Age: 43 Posts: 2,504	Re: your gona like this The guy who made the current day porcelin toilet commercially viable was named Edmund Crapper....always got a laugh out of that... Edit--I learned this on a trip to Seattle where they have an interesting "underground" tour. Further research today shows this may not be true...but it's still funny as heck !! __________________ \|TG-22nd\|Grunt "When force is necessary, it must be applied boldly, decisively, and completely. But one must know the limitations of force; one must know when to blend force with maneuver" - Leon Trotsky**

03-24-2007, 06:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
=MAXx= Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: somewhere in between heaven and hell. Miami Posts: 405	Re: your gona like this Laughing till it hurts. LOL (or until i crap myself) __________________ After a hard long day on the battlefield, you just wanna play some ball but some idiot wont let you because he has an explosive bag of pitchers' powder....

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