How to get into a GRAW Multiplayer Game Every Single Time

Beatnik · 05-12-2006, 10:38 PM

OK, so after massive amounts of trial and error (mostly error), we've done some troubleshooting and changed minute variables that seem to ensure getting a coop game running successfully almost every time. Performing the following steps in order seems to do the trick.

1. When connecting, make sure to tab out of every field.
2. Wait for every person to reach the weapons screen before selecting your kit.
3. Put the sock from your left foot on your right foot, and vice versa.
4. The person in slot 4 should be the youngest person playing.
5. If you have any loose change in your pocket, it should all be in the left pocket, heads facing out. If possible, remove all change from your pockets and place it as far from the PC as possible.
6. Do not curse at the game or say anything that might upset the game.
7. A four leaf clover placed on the top left corner of your PC monitor by all four players simultaneously helps.
8. Placing chairs on top of the dining room table, upside down seems to help in some situations.
9. Avoiding eye contact with GRAW as much as possible while it's loading also seems to help.

Let's rally and come together as a community to get us through this difficult time trying to play together. The game itself is very enjoyable, and if we follow these simple steps, it should ensure that we all get to play as often as possible.

Feel free to post anything that's worked for you in increasing the reliability/stability of your GRAW multiplayer experience.

BHack · 05-12-2006, 10:43 PM

The game seems to work fine if you end every TS comm with "ARRRR!" as if your a pirate.

I'm not kidding.

shakeyjake · 05-12-2006, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BHack

The game seems to work fine if you end every TS comm with "ARRRR!" as if your a pirate.

I'm not kidding.

Yes. I believe this is the key to trouble free gaming. Arrrr.....

munchkin · 05-13-2006, 01:05 AM

What about promising to buy it dinner and flowers? That always seems to work for me.

**Clodhopper** · 05-13-2006, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by munchkin

What about promising to buy it dinner and flowers? That always seems to work for me.

Usually just gets me a few laughs or a good smack across the face if I tally up the goods while asking.

But maybe that's just me, I'm about as charming as a potato.

Wait, what are we talking about again?

xTYBALTx · 05-13-2006, 12:57 PM

I can vouch for the pirate voice effectiveness. AAAaarrrrghh.

That, and I also find nag-champa incense candles effective. Not too much though, or GRAW will get cranky.

**DigitalAssassin** · 05-13-2006, 01:02 PM

Geez, this thread alone is enough to make me stick to BF2 until Armed Assault comes out.

Strikeman · 05-13-2006, 02:29 PM

Dont forget to say "Stay Frosty" 3 times in a row.

JMJ · 05-15-2006, 02:54 PM

I also kick my wive's cat....works every time!

xTYBALTx · 05-15-2006, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMJ

I also kick my wive's cat....

Wives? How many wives ya got?

perry · 05-15-2006, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xTYBALTx

Wives? How many wives ya got?

Hopefully not so many that his mistress gets upset

JMJ · 05-16-2006, 12:49 AM

I are sofaking.......nevermind

I got one, and that's more than enough......."wife's"

**TG_Bubba** · 05-16-2006, 10:17 AM

I found you need keep your shot glass full, on the left side of your desk, and four inches from the edge. Drink one shot as EACH screen loads and re-fill.

**Shiner** · 05-16-2006, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beatnik

OK, so after massive amounts of trial and error (mostly error), we've done some troubleshooting and changed minute variables that seem to ensure getting a coop game running successfully almost every time. Performing the following steps in order seems to do the trick.

1. When connecting, make sure to tab out of every field.
2. Wait for every person to reach the weapons screen before selecting your kit.
3. Put the sock from your left foot on your right foot, and vice versa.
4. The person in slot 4 should be the youngest person playing.
5. If you have any loose change in your pocket, it should all be in the left pocket, heads facing out. If possible, remove all change from your pockets and place it as far from the PC as possible.
6. Do not curse at the game or say anything that might upset the game.
7. A four leaf clover placed on the top left corner of your PC monitor by all four players simultaneously helps.
8. Placing chairs on top of the dining room table, upside down seems to help in some situations.
9. Avoiding eye contact with GRAW as much as possible while it's loading also seems to help.

Let's rally and come together as a community to get us through this difficult time trying to play together. The game itself is very enjoyable, and if we follow these simple steps, it should ensure that we all get to play as often as possible.

Feel free to post anything that's worked for you in increasing the reliability/stability of your GRAW multiplayer experience.

That is some freaking hilarous stuff

05-12-2006, 10:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
Beatnik Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Austin, TX Age: 33 Posts: 4,337	How to get into a GRAW Multiplayer Game Every Single Time OK, so after massive amounts of trial and error (mostly error), we've done some troubleshooting and changed minute variables that seem to ensure getting a coop game running successfully almost every time. Performing the following steps in order seems to do the trick. 1. When connecting, make sure to tab out of every field. 2. Wait for every person to reach the weapons screen before selecting your kit. 3. Put the sock from your left foot on your right foot, and vice versa. 4. The person in slot 4 should be the youngest person playing. 5. If you have any loose change in your pocket, it should all be in the left pocket, heads facing out. If possible, remove all change from your pockets and place it as far from the PC as possible. 6. Do not curse at the game or say anything that might upset the game. 7. A four leaf clover placed on the top left corner of your PC monitor by all four players simultaneously helps. 8. Placing chairs on top of the dining room table, upside down seems to help in some situations. 9. Avoiding eye contact with GRAW as much as possible while it's loading also seems to help. Let's rally and come together as a community to get us through this difficult time trying to play together. The game itself is very enjoyable, and if we follow these simple steps, it should ensure that we all get to play as often as possible. Feel free to post anything that's worked for you in increasing the reliability/stability of your GRAW multiplayer experience. __________________ -F- Beatnik Last edited by Beatnik; 05-12-2006 at 10:55 PM.

05-12-2006, 10:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
BHack Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orlando, FL Age: 27 Posts: 1,636	Re: How to get into a GRAW Multiplayer Game Every Single Time The game seems to work fine if you end every TS comm with "ARRRR!" as if your a pirate. I'm not kidding. __________________

05-13-2006, 01:05 AM	#4 (permalink)
munchkin Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 17 Posts: 2,271	Re: How to get into a GRAW Multiplayer Game Every Single Time What about promising to buy it dinner and flowers? That always seems to work for me. __________________ [conduct][volun][drill][sg-c1][tpf-c1] \|TG-2nd\|munchkin Nec aspera terrent.

05-13-2006, 12:57 PM	#6 (permalink)
xTYBALTx Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 3,899	Re: How to get into a GRAW Multiplayer Game Every Single Time I can vouch for the pirate voice effectiveness. AAAaarrrrghh. That, and I also find nag-champa incense candles effective. Not too much though, or GRAW will get cranky. __________________ Current good song: Justice - Stress "$250,000 a year won't get me to Central Park West."

05-13-2006, 01:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
DigitalAssassin Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Kansas City Age: 35 Posts: 1,594	Re: How to get into a GRAW Multiplayer Game Every Single Time Geez, this thread alone is enough to make me stick to BF2 until Armed Assault comes out. __________________

05-13-2006, 02:29 PM	#8 (permalink)
Strikeman Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 142	Re: How to get into a GRAW Multiplayer Game Every Single Time Dont forget to say "Stay Frosty" 3 times in a row.

05-15-2006, 02:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
JMJ Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 37 Posts: 4,077	Re: How to get into a GRAW Multiplayer Game Every Single Time I also kick my wive's cat....works every time!

05-16-2006, 12:49 AM	#12 (permalink)
JMJ Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 37 Posts: 4,077	Re: How to get into a GRAW Multiplayer Game Every Single Time I are sofaking.......nevermind I got one, and that's more than enough......."wife's"

05-16-2006, 10:17 AM	#13 (permalink)
TG_Bubba Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: shhh, in haz's garage Age: 54 Posts: 6,155	Re: How to get into a GRAW Multiplayer Game Every Single Time I found you need keep your shot glass full, on the left side of your desk, and four inches from the edge. Drink one shot as EACH screen loads and re-fill. __________________ Tactical Game Primer\|Call of Duty - Official Rules, Announcements & SOPs\|Have a problem? Need an admin? TG_Mateo: "Forget freedom, democracy, the blues and New York Pizza: Our lasting contribution to human society is Bourbon."

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