geologist

Edit by Ikonic:

Let this be a warning to any would be attackers against TGA/Fark.
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So, much like a kid in a candy store, I built an outpost in DK land, 60:68. I'm currently burning down everything in sight. Weeeeeeee!



Step One: Smash the biggest army you can find. (Note: right after I launched this, I updated my spy reports, found a bigger army on the island. He's next. My bad.)



Meh, did you see that loot? Pathetic. Someone ship this tool some resources so I can loot 'em, mmmmk?

Oh wait, incoming retalitory attack! (Hits during the middle of the above battle, fast response time from target.)



Someone wanna turn that into an amusing Ikariam based "FAIL" pic or something?

How about a sea attack on that annoying invader, she must have thought?



Note: Due to the wierd Ikariam battle report system, it changed the actual battle report. Two of each unit attacked, not one. Weird.

During this time, I recieved the following message:
Followed closely by
I, begrudingly (don't like to give away my capital coords, which messaging will do), replied
A second, more precise response came shortly afterwords.



Anyhow, if someone else wants to pin down this tool, the link is up at the top. I've taken out the major defenses (watch out for the 100% wall, bring lots of siege equipment). I'm moving on to the next target, will post up here as I go.

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Farkarian

ikonic

I smacked Darth around last night:

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geologist

Nice! I'm hitting what he rebuilt as we speak.

/EDIT: Hey, mind if I join in on the battle?
WTF? I always thought if you attacked mid battle, it would cause the attacker to fight.. wild.

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Farkarian

ikonic

I think Darth needs to change these after that:



Glad you could join in on the fun

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Scattershot

I just wonder if Darth realizes why he is being attacked like this. I also get the feeling from my previous communications with Pindadop at sparta that they don't talk much with each other.

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Spore ID - Scattershot
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Age of Conan - Ars Tactica
Atros - Stigian Assassin
Mathis - Aquilonian Guardian
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Ikariam Wars = Talus - Sulfur, Talanium - Marble, Talopolis - Wine, Talusgrad - Crystal, Talusberg - Wine.

For the Four who stood against many. You shall be remembered. {DK_Sparta vs Talus}

Catman1975

Actually I think he could have used some:

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Catman is batsh*t insane and all of his posts should be read with extreme scrutiny and disdain. If at any time you become compelled to relate or agree with any post by Catman, you should seek immediate, professional, psychiatric counseling. Catman recommends 1-800-OMGIMNUTS, he swears by (at) them.

geologist

Fark has long held that the moment you join an alliance, you are responsible to and for everyone else in that alliance.

Pinhead is next, as soon as I can log back in.

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Farkarian

machowner

1.50 off, NICE

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Nero

Fark-style takedown very impressive Start colony on new island, deploy troops, destroy all enemy!

I bet darth is wondering, "now how do I move my capital?"

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geologist

Started on DK-Sparta on 60:68 this morning, will post the rest of the sequence when I get in to work, and it finishes up.

Lvl 3 wall, 13 town. Real even line up at the start, so I threw the whole outpost staff at him.

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Atomic Dog

hahahaha...very cool! Nice work fellas. I made the official declaration of war this morning...so give em hell!

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Long Bow

So DK is now in our crosshairs? I will have to see if there are any around me and start working on my army.

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.tritone.

This may be a silly question, but is the Fark portion of this alliance related to fark.com?

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Rincewind

That would be them, yes.

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Rali3gH

<---- Wishes there was an easier way to find the closest DK than clicking on every single island/colony.

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