Muscle for hire...

**Arithea** · 04-15-2008, 11:53 AM

I haven't had much opportunity to pillage or attack anyone, since my end of the world (88:56) is pretty quiet. Things with the colonies are going just great, and life is idyllic under the direction of the Patrician in my capital of Ankh-Morpork. However, I tire of this peaceful lifestyle. I have a decent military force sitting on their hands, doing nothing. So, if you're close by and you've been threatened, or just want to start some ****, let me know and we'll stir things up.

Holla at a sista.

**Augustus Gloop** · 04-15-2008, 12:16 PM

holla!

**MDFubar** · 04-15-2008, 12:34 PM

LOL! I know exactly what you mean!!

**Rincewind** · 04-15-2008, 03:50 PM

My old city of Ankh-Morpork (now Klatch) is about 8 hours from you. Just go out and start pillaging. You wont regret it.

In fact, I'll dig up sone targets for you. I think I remember them threatening me.... Anyway Drizzid is JUST two islands away from you [87:55]. Why don't you two get together and knock down the neighborhood?

**Arithea** · 04-15-2008, 04:16 PM

Ooh, that's right!! There are a couple of people nearby, including Ashenhart, who mentioned having been threatened in the near past, though I haven't seen him around in a while to ask about it...*cough*hint,Ash*cough*

**Arithea** · 04-18-2008, 11:31 AM

Update: I've begun a military campaign, of sorts. My objective is to pillage every town in my area with a stupid name (as long as they're not part of an alliance or a good trading partner). So far, I have spies out on PimpJuice [88:60] and snatchsniffer [85:60]. If you're in the area and would like to participate/help find targets, let me know and we'll get together for some smacktard smackdown.

**Rincewind** · 04-18-2008, 11:42 AM

Oh, I'd love to help, but right now I'm helping out Von Ruff (fark) with a problem island occupant of his.

**Augustus Gloop** · 04-18-2008, 11:42 AM

Dang. That's so good it hurts. Why don't I have ideas like that?!

**Arithea** · 04-18-2008, 11:54 AM

Actually, someone posted a thread a while ago I was reminded of earlier while searching for pillaging targets about pillaging people just because they have stupid names. I thought it was a good idea, in this case.

Your Chocolatians could always decide that they're militant right-wing conservatives who need to teach lessons to the immoral outsiders and join in the campaign.

Edit: Update on spy activity
PimpJuice: 4801g
Not much in the way of stuff--800 sulfur and under 2k building material.
~2k generals score, but no units in town
snatchsniffer: 27,377g
Decent amounts of building material and sulfur, which I need right now
...and a generals score of zero. RIPE!
Cheesy bread: spy in transit; colony of Betty Crocker (main is Muffin Land)--might leave that one be

More info to come.

**Augustus Gloop** · 04-18-2008, 02:11 PM

My Chocolates are whatever the heck I tell them to be! That's one of the privileges of being a tinpot despot.

**Arithea** · 05-05-2008, 01:38 PM

*bzzt!*

I'm now finding the time to get back to my Stupid Name Crusade. So far, I have successfully pillaged the crap out of snatchsniffer and decided not to mess with PimpJuice due to a lack of military strength (for now). Cheesy Bread is more amusing the more I think of it. However, snatchsniffer was dumb enough to start a colony named snatch plugger, which I am currently pillaging the crap out of. Also on the list is TittyKAKA, who should be pretty easy pickings.

Since it's been a while, and in case you don't want to have to scroll up enough to read, I've launched a crusade against people with stupid town names. If you'd like to join in, feel free. Also, if you run across any stupid town names, let me know; I'm always looking for targets.

**ThaDoctah** · 05-05-2008, 01:48 PM

But I LOVE cheesy bread. Two awesome food groups coming together for great justice!
Don't hate on cheesy bread

**Arithea** · 05-05-2008, 03:42 PM

Oh, don't worry--I also am a fan of the cheesy bread. He's off the list (unless he pisses me off

).

**Arithea** · 05-07-2008, 08:48 AM

Win!! snatchsniffer changed at least one of his town names, if not all.

Crap...that means I need more targets. *sigh*

**FYAH29** · 05-07-2008, 04:30 PM

I like the pillage the bad name idea. I blockaded and pillaged "peed on ur mom" the other day at a loss just because he deserved it.

04-15-2008, 11:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
Arithea Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Florida Panhandle Age: 25 Posts: 1,665	Muscle for hire... I haven't had much opportunity to pillage or attack anyone, since my end of the world (88:56) is pretty quiet. Things with the colonies are going just great, and life is idyllic under the direction of the Patrician in my capital of Ankh-Morpork. However, I tire of this peaceful lifestyle. I have a decent military force sitting on their hands, doing nothing. So, if you're close by and you've been threatened, or just want to start some **, let me know and we'll stir things up. Holla at a sista. __________________ my tank is burning not an enemy in sight Arithea lurks -Spiff913 WeeWar: Arithea Ikariam: Arithea, Chehios [88:57] Ankh-Morpork, Crystal Glass .....Find me! Send me stuff! ....................... Rhiatheos [88:56] Sto Lat, Wine ...................Find me! Send me stuff! ....................... Echeeos [87:57] Lancre, Marble ...................Find me! Send me stuff!**

04-15-2008, 12:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
Augustus Gloop Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Gone for the weekend folks! Age: 31 Posts: 2,514	Re: Muscle for hire... holla! __________________

04-15-2008, 12:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
MDFubar Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: New Castle, DE Age: 40 Posts: 1,343	Re: Muscle for hire... LOL! I know exactly what you mean!! __________________ "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - General George Patton Jr

04-15-2008, 03:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
Rincewind Join Date: May 2005 Location: Casting useless spells in Oklahoma. Age: 27 Posts: 2,567	Re: Muscle for hire... My old city of Ankh-Morpork (now Klatch) is about 8 hours from you. Just go out and start pillaging. You wont regret it. In fact, I'll dig up sone targets for you. I think I remember them threatening me.... Anyway Drizzid is JUST two islands away from you [87:55]. Why don't you two get together and knock down the neighborhood? __________________ ~~ Veritas simplex oratio est ~~ No matter how far a wizard goes, he will always come back for his hat. --T. Pratchett <---- You know you're getting old when you rely on your forum meta-data to remind you how old you are. Required Reading for all TG sandboxers

04-15-2008, 04:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
Arithea Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Florida Panhandle Age: 25 Posts: 1,665	Re: Muscle for hire... Ooh, that's right!! There are a couple of people nearby, including Ashenhart, who mentioned having been threatened in the near past, though I haven't seen him around in a while to ask about it...coughhint,Ashcough __________________ my tank is burning not an enemy in sight Arithea lurks -Spiff913 WeeWar: Arithea Ikariam: Arithea, Chehios [88:57] Ankh-Morpork, Crystal Glass .....Find me! Send me stuff! ....................... Rhiatheos [88:56] Sto Lat, Wine ...................Find me! Send me stuff! ....................... Echeeos [87:57] Lancre, Marble ...................Find me! Send me stuff!

04-18-2008, 11:31 AM	#6 (permalink)
Arithea Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Florida Panhandle Age: 25 Posts: 1,665	Re: Muscle for hire... Update: I've begun a military campaign, of sorts. My objective is to pillage every town in my area with a stupid name (as long as they're not part of an alliance or a good trading partner). So far, I have spies out on PimpJuice [88:60] and snatchsniffer [85:60]. If you're in the area and would like to participate/help find targets, let me know and we'll get together for some smacktard smackdown. __________________ my tank is burning not an enemy in sight Arithea lurks -Spiff913 WeeWar: Arithea Ikariam: Arithea, Chehios [88:57] Ankh-Morpork, Crystal Glass .....Find me! Send me stuff! ....................... Rhiatheos [88:56] Sto Lat, Wine ...................Find me! Send me stuff! ....................... Echeeos [87:57] Lancre, Marble ...................Find me! Send me stuff!

04-18-2008, 11:42 AM	#7 (permalink)
Rincewind Join Date: May 2005 Location: Casting useless spells in Oklahoma. Age: 27 Posts: 2,567	Re: Muscle for hire... Oh, I'd love to help, but right now I'm helping out Von Ruff (fark) with a problem island occupant of his. __________________ ~~ Veritas simplex oratio est ~~ No matter how far a wizard goes, he will always come back for his hat. --T. Pratchett <---- You know you're getting old when you rely on your forum meta-data to remind you how old you are. Required Reading for all TG sandboxers

04-18-2008, 11:42 AM	#8 (permalink)
Augustus Gloop Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Gone for the weekend folks! Age: 31 Posts: 2,514	Re: Muscle for hire... Dang. That's so good it hurts. Why don't I have ideas like that?! __________________

04-18-2008, 11:54 AM	#9 (permalink)
Arithea Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Florida Panhandle Age: 25 Posts: 1,665	Re: Muscle for hire... Actually, someone posted a thread a while ago I was reminded of earlier while searching for pillaging targets about pillaging people just because they have stupid names. I thought it was a good idea, in this case. Your Chocolatians could always decide that they're militant right-wing conservatives who need to teach lessons to the immoral outsiders and join in the campaign. Edit: Update on spy activity PimpJuice: 4801g Not much in the way of stuff--800 sulfur and under 2k building material. ~2k generals score, but no units in town snatchsniffer: 27,377g Decent amounts of building material and sulfur, which I need right now ...and a generals score of zero. RIPE! Cheesy bread: spy in transit; colony of Betty Crocker (main is Muffin Land)--might leave that one be More info to come. __________________ my tank is burning not an enemy in sight Arithea lurks -Spiff913 WeeWar: Arithea Ikariam: Arithea, Chehios [88:57] Ankh-Morpork, Crystal Glass .....Find me! Send me stuff! ....................... Rhiatheos [88:56] Sto Lat, Wine ...................Find me! Send me stuff! ....................... Echeeos [87:57] Lancre, Marble ...................Find me! Send me stuff! Last edited by Arithea; 04-18-2008 at 01:31 PM.

04-18-2008, 02:11 PM	#10 (permalink)
Augustus Gloop Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Gone for the weekend folks! Age: 31 Posts: 2,514	Re: Muscle for hire... My Chocolates are whatever the heck I tell them to be! That's one of the privileges of being a tinpot despot. __________________

05-05-2008, 01:38 PM	#11 (permalink)
Arithea Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Florida Panhandle Age: 25 Posts: 1,665	Re: Muscle for hire... bzzt! I'm now finding the time to get back to my Stupid Name Crusade. So far, I have successfully pillaged the crap out of snatchsniffer and decided not to mess with PimpJuice due to a lack of military strength (for now). Cheesy Bread is more amusing the more I think of it. However, snatchsniffer was dumb enough to start a colony named snatch plugger, which I am currently pillaging the crap out of. Also on the list is TittyKAKA, who should be pretty easy pickings. Since it's been a while, and in case you don't want to have to scroll up enough to read, I've launched a crusade against people with stupid town names. If you'd like to join in, feel free. Also, if you run across any stupid town names, let me know; I'm always looking for targets. __________________ my tank is burning not an enemy in sight Arithea lurks -Spiff913 WeeWar: Arithea Ikariam: Arithea, Chehios [88:57] Ankh-Morpork, Crystal Glass .....Find me! Send me stuff! ....................... Rhiatheos [88:56] Sto Lat, Wine ...................Find me! Send me stuff! ....................... Echeeos [87:57] Lancre, Marble ...................Find me! Send me stuff!

05-05-2008, 01:48 PM	#12 (permalink)
ThaDoctah Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Toronto, ONT Age: 25 Posts: 811	Re: Muscle for hire... But I LOVE cheesy bread. Two awesome food groups coming together for great justice! Don't hate on cheesy bread __________________ \|TG-8th Mercs\| * New to TG? Start here * Become a Supporting Member <Live to win! 'til you die! 'til the light dies in your eyes!... Then hit the Squad Beacon.>

05-05-2008, 03:42 PM	#13 (permalink)
Arithea Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Florida Panhandle Age: 25 Posts: 1,665	Re: Muscle for hire... Oh, don't worry--I also am a fan of the cheesy bread. He's off the list (unless he pisses me off ). __________________ my tank is burning not an enemy in sight Arithea lurks -Spiff913 WeeWar: Arithea Ikariam: Arithea, Chehios [88:57] Ankh-Morpork, Crystal Glass .....Find me! Send me stuff! ....................... Rhiatheos [88:56] Sto Lat, Wine ...................Find me! Send me stuff! ....................... Echeeos [87:57] Lancre, Marble ...................Find me! Send me stuff!

05-07-2008, 08:48 AM	#14 (permalink)
Arithea Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Florida Panhandle Age: 25 Posts: 1,665	Re: Muscle for hire... Win!! snatchsniffer changed at least one of his town names, if not all. Crap...that means I need more targets. sigh __________________ my tank is burning not an enemy in sight Arithea lurks -Spiff913 WeeWar: Arithea Ikariam: Arithea, Chehios [88:57] Ankh-Morpork, Crystal Glass .....Find me! Send me stuff! ....................... Rhiatheos [88:56] Sto Lat, Wine ...................Find me! Send me stuff! ....................... Echeeos [87:57] Lancre, Marble ...................Find me! Send me stuff!

05-07-2008, 04:30 PM	#15 (permalink)
FYAH29 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 488	Re: Muscle for hire... I like the pillage the bad name idea. I blockaded and pillaged "peed on ur mom" the other day at a loss just because he deserved it. __________________ New to TG? Start here - Ribbon Nominations! - 21st Tactical Wiki \|TG-9th\|Draeh..."We go forth to convert the waiting masses... Put away those bunny hops I say unto you." \|TG-21\|MDFubar..."Shoot like you only have one bullet, think like you did before you knew what women were, and move like the wind!!"

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