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04-07-2008, 10:44 PM
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-DK- has been defeated!
Edit by Ikonic:
Let this be a warning to any would be attackers against TGA/Fark.
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So, much like a kid in a candy store, I built an outpost in DK land, 60:68. I'm currently burning down everything in sight. Weeeeeeee!
Step One: Smash the biggest army you can find. (Note: right after I launched this, I updated my spy reports, found a bigger army on the island. He's next. My bad.)
Meh, did you see that loot? Pathetic. Someone ship this tool some resources so I can loot 'em, mmmmk?
Oh wait, incoming retalitory attack! (Hits during the middle of the above battle, fast response time from target.)
Someone wanna turn that into an amusing Ikariam based "FAIL" pic or something?
How about a sea attack on that annoying invader, she must have thought?
Note: Due to the wierd Ikariam battle report system, it changed the actual battle report. Two of each unit attacked, not one. Weird.
During this time, I recieved the following message:
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Lady Dejwo Message _DK_Ceres [60:68] 08.04.2008 2:22:22
May I ask, Why are you attacking me. I Have nothing. And I am on your island. We need the sulfur to grow. We all need to protect our island. LADY DEJWO!
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Followed closely by
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Lady Dejwo Message _DK_Ceres [60:68] 08.04.2008 2:34:08
Why aren't you answering me?
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I, begrudingly (don't like to give away my capital coords, which messaging will do), replied
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"I don't like to play with my food" seems like as an amusing answer as any.
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A second, more precise response came shortly afterwords.
Anyhow, if someone else wants to pin down this tool, the link is up at the top. I've taken out the major defenses (watch out for the 100% wall, bring lots of siege equipment). I'm moving on to the next target, will post up here as I go.
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04-07-2008, 11:06 PM
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Re: -DK- smackdown, Fark style 60:68 NSF-Dialup
I smacked Darth around last night:
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04-07-2008, 11:18 PM
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Re: -DK- smackdown, Fark style 60:68 NSF-Dialup
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04-07-2008, 11:52 PM
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Re: -DK- smackdown, Fark style 60:68 NSF-Dialup
I think Darth needs to change these after that:
Glad you could join in on the fun 
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04-08-2008, 12:12 AM
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Re: -DK- smackdown/ManBearPigging, Fark/TGA style 60:68 NSF-Dialup & DK Darth
I just wonder if Darth realizes why he is being attacked like this. I also get the feeling from my previous communications with Pindadop at sparta that they don't talk much with each other.
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04-08-2008, 12:17 AM
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Re: -DK- smackdown, Fark style 60:68 NSF-Dialup
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Originally Posted by ikonic
I think Darth needs to change these after that:
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Actually I think he could have used some:
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04-08-2008, 12:20 AM
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Re: -DK- smackdown/ManBearPigging, Fark/TGA style 60:68 NSF-Dialup & DK Darth
Fark has long held that the moment you join an alliance, you are responsible to and for everyone else in that alliance.
Pinhead is next, as soon as I can log back in.
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04-08-2008, 12:21 AM
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Re: -DK- smackdown, Fark style 60:68 NSF-Dialup
1.50 off, NICE
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04-08-2008, 12:43 AM
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Re: -DK- smackdown/ManBearPigging, Fark/TGA style 60:68 NSF-Dialup & DK Darth
Fark-style takedown very impressive  Start colony on new island, deploy troops, destroy all enemy!
I bet darth is wondering, "now how do I move my capital?"
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04-08-2008, 09:52 AM
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Re: -DK- smackdown/ManBearPigging, Fark/TGA style 60:68 NSF-Dialup & DK Darth
Started on DK-Sparta on 60:68 this morning, will post the rest of the sequence when I get in to work, and it finishes up.
Lvl 3 wall, 13 town. Real even line up at the start, so I threw the whole outpost staff at him.
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04-08-2008, 10:53 AM
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Re: -DK- smackdown/ManBearPigging, Fark/TGA style 60:68 NSF-Dialup & DK Darth
hahahaha...very cool! Nice work fellas. I made the official declaration of war this morning...so give em hell!
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04-08-2008, 01:29 PM
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Re: -DK- smackdown/ManBearPigging, Fark/TGA style 60:68 NSF-Dialup & DK Darth
So DK is now in our crosshairs? I will have to see if there are any around me and start working on my army. 
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04-08-2008, 01:42 PM
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Re: -DK- smackdown/ManBearPigging, Fark/TGA style 60:68 NSF-Dialup & DK Darth
This may be a silly question, but is the Fark portion of this alliance related to fark.com?
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04-08-2008, 02:08 PM
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Re: -DK- smackdown/ManBearPigging, Fark/TGA style 60:68 NSF-Dialup & DK Darth
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This may be a silly question, but is the Fark portion of this alliance related to fark.com?
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That would be them, yes.
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04-08-2008, 02:19 PM
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Re: -DK- smackdown/ManBearPigging, Fark/TGA style 60:68 NSF-Dialup & DK Darth
<---- Wishes there was an easier way to find the closest DK than clicking on every single island/colony.
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