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    Muscle for hire...

    I haven't had much opportunity to pillage or attack anyone, since my end of the world (88:56) is pretty quiet. Things with the colonies are going just great, and life is idyllic under the direction of the Patrician in my capital of Ankh-Morpork. However, I tire of this peaceful lifestyle. I have a decent military force sitting on their hands, doing nothing. So, if you're close by and you've been threatened, or just want to start some ****, let me know and we'll stir things up.

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    Re: Muscle for hire...

    holla!

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    Re: Muscle for hire...

    LOL! I know exactly what you mean!!



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    Re: Muscle for hire...

    My old city of Ankh-Morpork (now Klatch) is about 8 hours from you. Just go out and start pillaging. You wont regret it.

    In fact, I'll dig up sone targets for you. I think I remember them threatening me.... Anyway Drizzid is JUST two islands away from you [87:55]. Why don't you two get together and knock down the neighborhood?
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    Re: Muscle for hire...

    Ooh, that's right!! There are a couple of people nearby, including Ashenhart, who mentioned having been threatened in the near past, though I haven't seen him around in a while to ask about it...*cough*hint,Ash*cough*

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    Re: Muscle for hire...

    Update: I've begun a military campaign, of sorts. My objective is to pillage every town in my area with a stupid name (as long as they're not part of an alliance or a good trading partner). So far, I have spies out on PimpJuice [88:60] and snatchsniffer [85:60]. If you're in the area and would like to participate/help find targets, let me know and we'll get together for some smacktard smackdown.

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    Re: Muscle for hire...

    Oh, I'd love to help, but right now I'm helping out Von Ruff (fark) with a problem island occupant of his.
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    Re: Muscle for hire...

    Dang. That's so good it hurts. Why don't I have ideas like that?!

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    Re: Muscle for hire...

    Actually, someone posted a thread a while ago I was reminded of earlier while searching for pillaging targets about pillaging people just because they have stupid names. I thought it was a good idea, in this case. Your Chocolatians could always decide that they're militant right-wing conservatives who need to teach lessons to the immoral outsiders and join in the campaign.

    Edit: Update on spy activity
    PimpJuice: 4801g
    Not much in the way of stuff--800 sulfur and under 2k building material.
    ~2k generals score, but no units in town
    snatchsniffer: 27,377g
    Decent amounts of building material and sulfur, which I need right now
    ...and a generals score of zero. RIPE!
    Cheesy bread: spy in transit; colony of Betty Crocker (main is Muffin Land)--might leave that one be

    More info to come.
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    My Chocolates are whatever the heck I tell them to be! That's one of the privileges of being a tinpot despot.

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    Re: Muscle for hire...

    *bzzt!*

    I'm now finding the time to get back to my Stupid Name Crusade. So far, I have successfully pillaged the crap out of snatchsniffer and decided not to mess with PimpJuice due to a lack of military strength (for now). Cheesy Bread is more amusing the more I think of it. However, snatchsniffer was dumb enough to start a colony named snatch plugger, which I am currently pillaging the crap out of. Also on the list is TittyKAKA, who should be pretty easy pickings.

    Since it's been a while, and in case you don't want to have to scroll up enough to read, I've launched a crusade against people with stupid town names. If you'd like to join in, feel free. Also, if you run across any stupid town names, let me know; I'm always looking for targets.

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    Re: Muscle for hire...

    But I LOVE cheesy bread. Two awesome food groups coming together for great justice!
    Don't hate on cheesy bread

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    Re: Muscle for hire...

    Oh, don't worry--I also am a fan of the cheesy bread. He's off the list (unless he pisses me off ).

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    Re: Muscle for hire...

    Win!! snatchsniffer changed at least one of his town names, if not all.

    Crap...that means I need more targets. *sigh*

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    Re: Muscle for hire...

    I like the pillage the bad name idea. I blockaded and pillaged "peed on ur mom" the other day at a loss just because he deserved it.
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