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11-24-2008, 10:04 AM
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Funny quotes from ingame
There is so much fun in this game and I allways laugh so much when people have awesomely funny comments on something.
So let the quoting begin!!!
Silver: "I just had a zombie sitting on a toilet"
Warrior: "The witch is my maide - Thats why I allways desturbe her - I love her!"
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11-24-2008, 12:43 PM
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Re: Funny quotes from ingame
This is mine...
We're all battle hardened vets who have played many games on many platforms...blood and guts...right up until that smoker grabs you and starts pulling you down the hallway...and then it's "HEEELLLLPPP!!! MOMMMMY!!!!!!"
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11-24-2008, 01:07 PM
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Re: Funny quotes from ingame
Another one....
Sitting in teamspeak while browsing the web.
"Oh no!!! It's Arithea's first time"
Referring to her first time playing "VS" mode and how everyone ganged up and killed her together...
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11-24-2008, 01:23 PM
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Re: Funny quotes from ingame
"It's not a tank, it was a hunter. Don't worry, it's safe."
*Tank literally drops onto him*
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11-24-2008, 03:44 PM
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Re: Funny quotes from ingame
"We'll throw the pipe bomb and then close the door..."
nuff said?
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11-26-2008, 11:04 AM
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Re: Funny quotes from ingame
what about the things that your characters say as well?
Francis:That hurt my ass
right after being revived from the floor agter a zombie horde
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11-26-2008, 12:04 PM
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Re: Funny quotes from ingame
Iceberg: "I wonder if this metal detector works."
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11-26-2008, 12:47 PM
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Re: Funny quotes from ingame
"I'll check this apartment here."
I open door and a tank is in the apartment, i shoot it think it was a boomer, i close the door.
"EVERYONE RUN!!"
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11-26-2008, 02:28 PM
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Re: Funny quotes from ingame
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir-Nerd
"I'll check this apartment here."
I open door and a tank is in the apartment, i shoot it think it was a boomer, i close the door.
"EVERYONE RUN!!"
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That was the weirdest freakin' tank placement I've ever seen! I guess zombies use the bathroom too.
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11-26-2008, 03:35 PM
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Re: Funny quotes from ingame
Heh, that happened to me too a couple of times  .
Being on a auto-shottie killing spree, thinking I saw a Boomer, I rushed around the corner, and suddenly, a tank came out of one apartment.
Also, one time, the tank literally spawned _in_ me when walking down some stairs. I don't think I have to mention who his first victim was...
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11-26-2008, 07:59 PM
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Re: Funny quotes from ingame
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir-Nerd
"I'll check this apartment here."
I open door and a tank is in the apartment, i shoot it think it was a boomer, i close the door.
"EVERYONE RUN!!"
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LOL!
Atleast you had enough composure to close the door before running.
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11-27-2008, 12:30 AM
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Re: Funny quotes from ingame
All me:
"Alright guys, there should be some med pills in here..."
/Open door to parking lot booth in Death Toll
"Oh gaw-run!!"
/Close door and run away from a tank...
"...How did he even FIT in there?!"
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11-27-2008, 12:35 PM
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Re: Funny quotes from ingame
It is unbelievable where the tank can fit. In the subway level of No Mercy, we were running from the tank and thought, "Get back to the vent near the beginning. The tank can't get in there!" It ends up only one makes it to the vent and he hides. Next thing you know, the tank hops up and gets right into the vent. That was a cruel ending.
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11-28-2008, 02:20 PM
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Re: Funny quotes from ingame
Couple of ingame voice quotes.
*bill dies at staircase*
5 to 10 seconds later
Zoey: Hey Bill, it's your favourite - Stairs!
and
Francis: I hate vans.
Those two brought me to tears.
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11-28-2008, 02:24 PM
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Re: Funny quotes from ingame
"Skylark, you take the point."
"Skylark?"
"Skylark?"
"Oh, he's dead."
"How'd that happen?"
"I don't know"
I had been dragged back by a smoker while watching the rear and no one heard me screaming for help like a little girl.
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