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Old 11-24-2008, 10:04 AM   #1 (permalink)

 
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Funny quotes from ingame

There is so much fun in this game and I allways laugh so much when people have awesomely funny comments on something.

So let the quoting begin!!!


Silver: "I just had a zombie sitting on a toilet"
Warrior: "The witch is my maide - Thats why I allways desturbe her - I love her!"
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Old 11-24-2008, 12:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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This is mine...

We're all battle hardened vets who have played many games on many platforms...blood and guts...right up until that smoker grabs you and starts pulling you down the hallway...and then it's "HEEELLLLPPP!!! MOMMMMY!!!!!!"
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Old 11-24-2008, 01:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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Another one....

Sitting in teamspeak while browsing the web.

"Oh no!!! It's Arithea's first time"

Referring to her first time playing "VS" mode and how everyone ganged up and killed her together...
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Old 11-24-2008, 01:23 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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"It's not a tank, it was a hunter. Don't worry, it's safe."
*Tank literally drops onto him*
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Old 11-24-2008, 03:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
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"We'll throw the pipe bomb and then close the door..."

nuff said?
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Old 11-26-2008, 11:04 AM   #6 (permalink)

 
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what about the things that your characters say as well?

Francis:That hurt my ass

right after being revived from the floor agter a zombie horde
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Old 11-26-2008, 12:04 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Iceberg: "I wonder if this metal detector works."
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"I'll check this apartment here."

I open door and a tank is in the apartment, i shoot it think it was a boomer, i close the door.

"EVERYONE RUN!!"
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"I'll check this apartment here."

I open door and a tank is in the apartment, i shoot it think it was a boomer, i close the door.

"EVERYONE RUN!!"
That was the weirdest freakin' tank placement I've ever seen! I guess zombies use the bathroom too.
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Heh, that happened to me too a couple of times .

Being on a auto-shottie killing spree, thinking I saw a Boomer, I rushed around the corner, and suddenly, a tank came out of one apartment.

Also, one time, the tank literally spawned _in_ me when walking down some stairs. I don't think I have to mention who his first victim was...
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Old 11-26-2008, 07:59 PM   #11 (permalink)
 
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"I'll check this apartment here."

I open door and a tank is in the apartment, i shoot it think it was a boomer, i close the door.

"EVERYONE RUN!!"
LOL!

Atleast you had enough composure to close the door before running.
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All me:

"Alright guys, there should be some med pills in here..."

/Open door to parking lot booth in Death Toll

"Oh gaw-run!!"

/Close door and run away from a tank...

"...How did he even FIT in there?!"
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It is unbelievable where the tank can fit. In the subway level of No Mercy, we were running from the tank and thought, "Get back to the vent near the beginning. The tank can't get in there!" It ends up only one makes it to the vent and he hides. Next thing you know, the tank hops up and gets right into the vent. That was a cruel ending.
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Re: Funny quotes from ingame

Couple of ingame voice quotes.

*bill dies at staircase*
5 to 10 seconds later
Zoey: Hey Bill, it's your favourite - Stairs!

and

Francis: I hate vans.

Those two brought me to tears.
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"Skylark, you take the point."
"Skylark?"
"Skylark?"
"Oh, he's dead."
"How'd that happen?"
"I don't know"

I had been dragged back by a smoker while watching the rear and no one heard me screaming for help like a little girl.
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