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11-24-2008, 10:04 AM #1
Funny quotes from ingame
There is so much fun in this game and I allways laugh so much when people have awesomely funny comments on something.
So let the quoting begin!!!
Silver: "I just had a zombie sitting on a toilet"
Warrior: "The witch is my maide - Thats why I allways desturbe her - I love her!""Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Albert Einstein
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11-24-2008, 12:43 PM #2
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This is mine...
We're all battle hardened vets who have played many games on many platforms...blood and guts...right up until that smoker grabs you and starts pulling you down the hallway...and then it's "HEEELLLLPPP!!! MOMMMMY!!!!!!"Without darkness, how could we measure the light?

**FORMER*** 9th Mobile Infantry Detachment - Spearheads -- BY ANY MEANS --
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11-24-2008, 01:07 PM #3
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Another one....
Sitting in teamspeak while browsing the web.
"Oh no!!! It's Arithea's first time"
Referring to her first time playing "VS" mode and how everyone ganged up and killed her together...Without darkness, how could we measure the light?

**FORMER*** 9th Mobile Infantry Detachment - Spearheads -- BY ANY MEANS --
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11-24-2008, 01:23 PM #4
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"It's not a tank, it was a hunter. Don't worry, it's safe."
*Tank literally drops onto him*
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11-24-2008, 03:44 PM #5
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"We'll throw the pipe bomb and then close the door..."
nuff said?
Jex.

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11-26-2008, 11:04 AM #6
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11-26-2008, 12:04 PM #7
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Iceberg: "I wonder if this metal detector works."

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11-26-2008, 12:47 PM #8
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"I'll check this apartment here."
I open door and a tank is in the apartment, i shoot it think it was a boomer, i close the door.
"EVERYONE RUN!!"Former Cutthroat, established Merc.
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11-26-2008, 02:28 PM #9
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11-26-2008, 03:35 PM #10
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Heh, that happened to me too a couple of times
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Being on a auto-shottie killing spree, thinking I saw a Boomer, I rushed around the corner, and suddenly, a tank came out of one apartment.
Also, one time, the tank literally spawned _in_ me when walking down some stairs. I don't think I have to mention who his first victim was...
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11-26-2008, 07:59 PM #11
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Ikariam Wars = Talus - Sulfur, Talanium - Marble, Talopolis - Wine, Talusgrad - Crystal, Talusberg - Wine.
For the Four who stood against many. You shall be remembered. {DK_Sparta vs Talus}

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11-27-2008, 12:30 AM #12
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All me:
"Alright guys, there should be some med pills in here..."
/Open door to parking lot booth in Death Toll
"Oh gaw-run!!"
/Close door and run away from a tank...
"...How did he even FIT in there?!"
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11-27-2008, 12:35 PM #13
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It is unbelievable where the tank can fit. In the subway level of No Mercy, we were running from the tank and thought, "Get back to the vent near the beginning. The tank can't get in there!" It ends up only one makes it to the vent and he hides. Next thing you know, the tank hops up and gets right into the vent. That was a cruel ending.
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11-28-2008, 02:20 PM #14
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Couple of ingame voice quotes.
*bill dies at staircase*
5 to 10 seconds later
Zoey: Hey Bill, it's your favourite - Stairs!
and
Francis: I hate vans.
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Minä kaskean, vihan liekillä kylvän veristä ohraa.
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11-28-2008, 02:24 PM #15
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"Skylark, you take the point."
"Skylark?"
"Skylark?"
"Oh, he's dead."
"How'd that happen?"
"I don't know"
I had been dragged back by a smoker while watching the rear and no one heard me screaming for help like a little girl."Sympathy means a lot, coming from Kulmar. I didn't think it was possible.
Good luck getting rid of your disease. If you're infected, though, stay away--I can't afford to be a zombie right now.
" Ednos

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