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  1. 01-13-2009, 07:09 PM #1
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    NM3 Door Exploit and poem

    I was playing a PUG a week ago and ran into this exploit and saw one of a bajillion threads about it on the steam forums. Someone posted and awesome poem about it:

    Quote Originally Posted by HannoverFist
    I consider it an exploit. Wrote a poem about it.

    Little Miss muffet sat on tuffet,
    in a Vs. game on No Mercy three.
    Along came a sploiter,
    Who's deemenor did toil her,
    As he said come smash this door with me.

    Little Miss muffet said,
    As her anger was fed ,
    Come to the lift with we.

    The sploiter did balk,
    Swinging feverishly as he chalked ,
    More hits on the door with glee.

    Miss muffet exclaimed,
    your ruining this game,
    its obvious to all who can see.

    The sploiter undaunted,
    Continued with his vaunted ,
    Cheap and repeated strategy.

    He said with candor,
    I'm here now and I'm the commander,
    and I'd rather win,
    Than have fun with thee.

    The moral of the story,
    Although kind of snorey,
    Is quite simple you see.

    Exploiters when found,
    Should be cast down,
    and banned permanently.
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  2. 01-13-2009, 07:46 PM #2
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    Re: NM3 Door Exploit and poem

    hahahaha! brilliant!


    (also, FWIW, all TG L4D servers have a plugin running which prevents this exploit)

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  3. 01-14-2009, 12:47 AM #3
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    Re: NM3 Door Exploit and poem

    Quote Originally Posted by WhiskeySix View Post
    hahahaha! brilliant!


    (also, FWIW, all TG L4D servers have a plugin running which prevents this exploit)
    It was really awesome the other day we did 4 TG and couldn't find 4 more, so we went to 303rd server with some pubbers. They tried for a good 5 minutes while getting beaten up to break that door down before finally giving up and going to the lift.
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  4. 01-14-2009, 12:42 PM #4
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    Re: NM3 Door Exploit and poem

    I really don't mind when people do this, but it would be nice if breaking down the door also caused a huge racket that attracted the horde.

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    Re: NM3 Door Exploit and poem

    Yeah we had a guys in the other team who beat down the door - two times in two diffrent games.
    When it was our time I insisted we take the lift even one of our teammates (non TG, thank god...) told us to beat down the door. Guy wasn't too happy but we all got on the lift and played the game like it's suppose to be played.

    Quote Originally Posted by WhiskeySix View Post
    hahahaha! brilliant!


    (also, FWIW, all TG L4D servers have a plugin running which prevents this exploit)
    Good to hear! I'd hate if that would happen in one of our servers.
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