Dave = owned

**TheFeniX** · 01-18-2005, 01:11 PM

To those who don't know, Dave is my co-worker who I got to start playing on the TG NS server a little while ago. He plays under the alias Retard (previously Haha, I'm using the Internet).

Anyways, a few days ago on the [TG] server, he blew a fuse because his alien team (nothing but pubs) was basically screwing him out of a win in a small 4 vs 3. This, combined with the past week or slow of NS slow-down, caused him to snap and make a comment along the lines of

retard: God, I hate how these server get full of nothing but idiots.
retard has left the game.

Now, I'd expect this from your average pub, but Dave knows better and I've been giving him grief about it for the past few days. This came to a point when I decided to really hammer him hard.

So, using my 1337 photoshop skills (or lack thereof), I made a background especially for him and also created a GPO (Group Policy Object) that enforced it as his background. I thought it was funny as Hell.

Note: there are other things in the picture that will only make sense to the fine staff here at work.

Pic: Here

Good times......

EDIT: Link fixed.

Matt_Murphee · 01-18-2005, 01:18 PM

your link doesn't work

lordflametide · 01-18-2005, 01:24 PM

I have confirmed your link's brokenness. Please retrieve a welder from the armory and fix it. And dear god, if I hear another marine attempting to hump the armory with his welder out, so help me, I will issue the nuke command.

**TheFeniX** · 01-18-2005, 01:31 PM

Curse our hosting DNS server. I must have a static DNS route in our system because it looked good from my end. I'll fix that, but I went ahead and loaded it to the TG web space.

If that doesn't work, I'll hunt you down.....

Sniper · 01-18-2005, 04:09 PM

lol... that's good :P
You should have used that picture with the 3 marines comming from the "lighted hallways" into the darkhall ways though

CaveDog · 01-18-2005, 04:17 PM

lol nice. Good times indeed.

I'm glad that Satan's spawn (GPOs) were used to a good purpose, instead of just trying to keep the little man down.

HairyNevus · 01-18-2005, 04:52 PM

Owned indeed. I was there when that happened but don't hold it against him. Maybe he'll come back?

**Iceberg** · 01-18-2005, 06:10 PM

No offence here, but from my experience playing with retard... hes a <profane comment here />.

Black_V!per · 01-18-2005, 08:17 PM

Thats teh sh!t, ima blow it up and make it my backgroud!!!

jackel · 01-19-2005, 12:49 AM

good times...

T_BEAR · 01-19-2005, 03:21 PM

I love retard :P WHY THE HATE PEOPLE!!! WHY!!!@#%^&*

retard · 01-20-2005, 05:04 PM

pfft. this was after quite a few games with complete nonregs on the server.

01-18-2005, 01:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
TheFeniX Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Houston, TX Age: 26 Posts: 4,475	Dave = owned To those who don't know, Dave is my co-worker who I got to start playing on the TG NS server a little while ago. He plays under the alias Retard (previously Haha, I'm using the Internet). Anyways, a few days ago on the [TG] server, he blew a fuse because his alien team (nothing but pubs) was basically screwing him out of a win in a small 4 vs 3. This, combined with the past week or slow of NS slow-down, caused him to snap and make a comment along the lines of retard: God, I hate how these server get full of nothing but idiots. retard has left the game. Now, I'd expect this from your average pub, but Dave knows better and I've been giving him grief about it for the past few days. This came to a point when I decided to really hammer him hard. So, using my 1337 photoshop skills (or lack thereof), I made a background especially for him and also created a GPO (Group Policy Object) that enforced it as his background. I thought it was funny as Hell. Note: there are other things in the picture that will only make sense to the fine staff here at work. Pic: Here Good times...... EDIT: Link fixed. __________________ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - TheFeniX's Steam Profile TG's Team Fortress 2 Steam Group Last edited by TheFeniX; 01-18-2005 at 01:32 PM.

01-18-2005, 01:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Matt_Murphee Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: montreal, canada Age: 25 Posts: 41	Re: Dave = owned your link doesn't work __________________ ''I'm on a mission from god'' -Elwood Blues

01-18-2005, 01:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
lordflametide Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming, USA Age: 22 Posts: 189	Re: Dave = owned I have confirmed your link's brokenness. Please retrieve a welder from the armory and fix it. And dear god, if I hear another marine attempting to hump the armory with his welder out, so help me, I will issue the nuke command. __________________ --T3C[]-[]N0 []v[]UFF1N The vending machine originated in Egypt in 215 B.C. Learn somethin new everyday, dontcha?

01-18-2005, 01:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
TheFeniX Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Houston, TX Age: 26 Posts: 4,475	Re: Dave = owned Curse our hosting DNS server. I must have a static DNS route in our system because it looked good from my end. I'll fix that, but I went ahead and loaded it to the TG web space. If that doesn't work, I'll hunt you down..... __________________ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - TheFeniX's Steam Profile TG's Team Fortress 2 Steam Group

01-18-2005, 04:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
Sniper Join Date: May 2003 Location: Memphis Age: 19 Posts: 1,724	Re: Dave = owned lol... that's good :P You should have used that picture with the 3 marines comming from the "lighted hallways" into the darkhall ways though __________________ New Server1 IP. Read the stickies!! This is how you check your STEAMID and register it.

01-18-2005, 04:17 PM	#6 (permalink)
CaveDog Join Date: May 2003 Location: memphis, tn Age: 35 Posts: 353	Re: Dave = owned lol nice. Good times indeed. I'm glad that Satan's spawn (GPOs) were used to a good purpose, instead of just trying to keep the little man down. __________________ -- CaveDog "Go sell crazy somewhere else... we're all stocked up here."

01-18-2005, 04:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
HairyNevus Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Minneapolis, MN Age: 19 Posts: 869	Re: Dave = owned Owned indeed. I was there when that happened but don't hold it against him. Maybe he'll come back?

01-18-2005, 06:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
Iceberg Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Illinois Age: 24 Posts: 1,924	Re: Dave = owned No offence here, but from my experience playing with retard... hes a <profane comment here />. __________________ It only takes 2 bites [insert parasite] to get to the center of a meatpop. TGNS Admin \| NS Forum Moderator Digz \| NS Play Tester Natural Selection \| TGNS Primer \| Communication Awareness! Army Info: AIT - 37F @ Fort Bragg, NC Graduate AIT Oct 23rd.

01-18-2005, 08:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
Black_V!per Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Kingman AZ. Age: 20 Posts: 1,445	Re: Dave = owned Thats teh sh!t, ima blow it up and make it my backgroud!!! __________________ Start counting, when you reach infinity tell me. If you can read this you've got to much time on your hands.

01-19-2005, 12:49 AM	#10 (permalink)
jackel Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 814	Re: Dave = owned good times...

01-19-2005, 03:21 PM	#11 (permalink)
T_BEAR Banned Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Illinois Age: 22 Posts: 252	Re: Dave = owned I love retard :P WHY THE HATE PEOPLE!!! WHY!!!@#%^&*

01-20-2005, 05:04 PM	#12 (permalink)
retard Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 14	Re: Dave = owned pfft. this was after quite a few games with complete nonregs on the server.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
A story about a cheater.. who got owned :)	Sniper	The Sandbox	19	12-14-2004 02:38 AM
Dave Chappelle	GhostintheShell	The Sandbox	3	10-28-2004 02:00 PM

Sponsored links

Sponsored links

Sponsored links

Sponsored links