MikoLovesYou

You Have Been Eaten By A Grue

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_Ender_

But there is nothing to cast magic missile on. Do you want to cast it on the darkness?

_Ender_

You forgot all the jumping by the marines..

TheFeniX

Why do you want to cast Magic Missile? There's nothing to attack.
:slience:
I'm attacking the darkness!
:everyone laughs:

There is no bunny-hop mode in TB-RPG-NS!

Polska

Well then I quit.

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Nightfire

fenix, you're not actually "making" this game are you? (cuz that's alot of stuff to program)

OP8

Whay do you want to cast magic missle?!?! Theres nothing to attack here!

I want to attack the darkness!

fine, fine.

You attack the darkness.

Now, you are surrounded by ogres....

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%#^^^#%

TheFeniX

No, I just decide to post more when I'm bored. You guys could always start yelling at me about how much this sucks and I'd quit. Besides, programming is not my forte'.

Nightfire

oh no, i'm not annoyed....do please try to continue without hesitation.

RoseMarysBaby

can i have some DORITOS!!!


Oh BTW http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/220487

if you have not yet seen this you are culturally void.... NUB!

TheFeniX

I believe this is the original. But that one for Summoner was better.

Rampage

Scary how that ALSO brings back memories...

Geisha

Am I getting drunk? Roll to see if I'm getting drunk!

TheFeniX

shoot fade with hmg
"Hot lead flys from your monstrous weapon of death at an incredible rate. The Fade is pelted with round upon round of high speed bullets. He is mortally wounded, but still has some fight left in him.
The Fade swipes at you, goring you badly.
You are now close to death."
again
"You empty the rest of you clip into the Fade, cutting him down. He let's out a howl as he is unmade.
Your HMG is now out of ammo."
drop HMG
"The HMG makes a loud clang as it hits the hard floor."
look
Lower Processing - South Side
"You are at the bottom of a caverous room with catwalks criss-crossing the ceiling. There is an exit to the west, a door leading to the east, and a ladder leading upwards.
This room seems oddly familiar.
There is a dead marine here.

There is a dead Fade here.
There is an HMG here."
west
Lower Processing - West Side
"You are at the bottom of a caverous room with catwalks criss-crossing the ceiling. Exits leads west, north, and east."
North

Lower Processing - North Side
"You are at the bottom of a caverous room with catwalks criss-crossing the ceiling. Exits lead west back to Processing West Side and east."
East

Access to Data Core Delta
"You are in a fairly large hallway. The standard metal walls begin to line with alien looking mucous as the hallway progresses North. There are exits leading North, west, and a vent leading south.
There is an Alien Resource Tower here.
There are three dead Marines here.
There is an Onos at the far North end of the hallway. He seems to have no idea you are there."

INV
"You have in your possesion:
A Pistol
A Knife
A pin to a grenade."
run!
"To where?"
south
"The vent is to high for you to reach.
The Onos turns and notices you. He slowly ambles in your direction."
Shoot onos with pistol.
"Rounds pour from your pistol in rapid succession, every round hitting the Onos square in the face."
look
Access to Data Core Delta
"You are in a fairly large hallway. The standard metal walls begin to line with alien looking mucous as the hallway progresses North. There are exits leading North, west, and a vent leading south.
There is an Alien Resource Tower here.
There are three dead Marines here.
There is a pissed-off Onos here.
The Onos charges you."
Shoot onos with pistol
"You are out of pistol ammo."
drop pistol
"You drop your pistol."

INV
"You have in your possesion:
A Knife
A pin to a grenade."
Throw pin at Onos.
"The pin bounces harmlessly off the Onos's face. He doesn't slow down."
kill onos with knife
"Yea right!

"The Onos swallows you whole."

Inside the Onos Belly
You are in a crampt space, surrounded by red stomach lining. Acidic juices are beginning to disolve your armor. There is an exit leading Down."
Knife Onos's belly
"For reasons unknown to you, that's impossible."
Go down
"Oh, something tells me you'll be heading that way soon enough..."

Tempest

My compliments, this is very true to life. Even the swearing at the computer is exactly how I used to play (only more often). I think I'm gonna have to go dig up a copy of beyond zork and finish it now (thank god for walkthroughs).

Temp