All my 1337ness is contained here. You too can have all of my skills with a simple copy paste. (Sadly for you, you will inheret only .01% of my style, and none of my sexiness)

for those with a nostromo n52, rename ns.txt to ns.n52 or whatever the format is and you can import it into the loadout manager.

Code:

//game settings
cl_autohelp 	"0"
hud_fastswitch 	"1"
fps_max 	"100"
cl_cmdrate	"100"
cl_updaterate	"100"
ex_interp	".033"

//Name Changer
alias name0 	"name <3; alias namechange name1"
alias name1 	"name lessthanthree; alias namechange name2"
alias name2	"name rm%-rf%/; alias namechange name3"
alias name3 	"name micr0c0sm; alias namechange name4"
alias name4	"name micr0c0sm%=3%(^.^); alias namechange name5"
alias name5	"name []micr0c0sm; alias namechange name6"
alias name6	"name []micr0c0sm%=3%(^.^); alias namechange name1"
name0
bind  n		namechange

//Join Scripts (omg mp_bs 1!)
alias marines		"jointeamone;bind mouse3 +reload"
alias aliens		"jointeamtwo;bind mouse3 +jump"

//Mouse, you need to rebind space after binding two other things to +jump"
bind "mouse1"		"+attack"
bind "mouse2"		"+popupmenu"
bind "mouse5"		"+showmap"
bind "mwheelup"		"+jump"
bind "mwheeldown" 	"+jump"
bind "space"		"+jump"

bind "F1" 		"marines"
bind "F2" 		"aliens"
bind "F4" 		"readyroom"
bind "F5" 		"snapshot"
bind "ENTER" 		"messagemode2"
bind "\" 		"messagemode"
bind "~" 		"toggleconsole"

//Tg member benefits :D
bind "o"		"wbmgr add"
bind "p"		"wbmgr remove"
bind "i"		"wblvl 32 21"

//1337 callscripts
bind "z"		"impulse 10;say_team .::| Meds |::."
bind "x"		"impulse 11;say_team .::| Ammo |::."
bind "c"		"impulse 80;say_team .::| Stuff |::."
bind "t"		"marines"
bind "y"		"aliens"
bind "u"		"readyroom"

//So that I don't alt-tab out of the game while talking :-p
bind "v"		"+showscores"
bind "b"		"+showmap"

//You set the keys 9 and 0 to mute / unmute sound in teamspeak or ventrilo. 
//This lets you keep one key for voice and switch between the in-game and programs.
//No more multi-speak!

bind "9"		"alias +voicesetting +voicerecord; alias -voicesetting -voicerecord"
bind "0"		"alias voicesetting fakecommand"
alias voicesetting voicerecord
bind  "mouse4"		"voicesetting"