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**Overlag** · 03-14-2006, 01:35 PM

not a picture but i got a funny email today, which pretty much sums up my job..... and probably everyones jobs........

*warning for slight swearing below*

What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and, look how far @ss kissing will take you:

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you
there, Bullsh!t and @ss Kissing will put you up and over the top!

**WhiskeySix** · 03-15-2006, 10:26 AM

**Overlag** · 03-15-2006, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiskeySix

lol +rep

**Overlag** · 03-17-2006, 11:21 PM

http://media.putfile.com/news-from-iraq

a short video from iraq.........funny

**CingularDuality** · 07-01-2006, 07:05 AM

Bump to go along with the video thread...

UnDeaD77 · 07-01-2006, 09:20 AM

sure alot of people heard this before, but I think its funny, classic one.

The Gambler

During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks."

The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first."

The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender.

"I'm a professional gambler," replied the man.

The bartender said, "There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?"

"Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy.

"Like what?" asked the bartender.

"Well, for example, I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said.

The bartender thought about it. "Okay," he said.

So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw, you screwed me," said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50.

"I'll give you another chance. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger.

The bartender thought again and said, "Well, I know you're not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I'll take that bet." So, the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye.

"Aw, you screwed me again!" protested the bartender.

"That's how I win so much money, bartender. I'll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man.

With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said, "Bartender, I'll give you one last chance. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop."

The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. "Okay, you're on," he said.

The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle.

The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, "Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!"

The guy climbed down off the bar and said, "That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!"

**CingularDuality** · 07-11-2006, 05:03 AM

This pic MUST make it out of the WoW caverns:

**TG_Bubba** · 07-11-2006, 10:17 AM

I am shocked and appalled.

Even WoW palyers are not safe.

**CingularDuality** · 07-23-2006, 12:47 AM

Got caught with his pants down:

Lucky Shot · 07-23-2006, 12:01 PM

It's toughing following that photo, but here is a link for Japan style bathroom humor...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gNsD...elated&search=

Lucky Shot

Santa · 07-25-2006, 07:51 AM

This is terrible but i couldnt stop laughing when my brother showed it to me.

Why would someone build a ride like that is beyond me.

JMJ · 07-25-2006, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CingularDuality

That's funny, my local police supply store sells this

JMJ · 07-25-2006, 02:37 PM

Prince Charles and his Royal Steed, Camilla

**CingularDuality** · 08-05-2006, 10:11 PM

This isn't a pic, per se, but you probably don't want to be clicking on it, anyway...

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/awesome.htm

**CingularDuality** · 08-12-2006, 06:56 PM

And this is why I LOVE Texas!

03-14-2006, 01:35 PM	#121 (permalink)
Overlag Join Date: May 2003 Location: NE Outer London, UK Age: 26 Posts: 1,540	Re: Humor not a picture but i got a funny email today, which pretty much sums up my job..... and probably everyones jobs........ warning for slight swearing below What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26, then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and, K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% and, look how far @ss kissing will take you: A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, Bullsh!t and @ss Kissing will put you up and over the top! __________________ From Adam Webb

03-15-2006, 10:26 AM	#122 (permalink)
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03-17-2006, 11:21 PM	#124 (permalink)
Overlag Join Date: May 2003 Location: NE Outer London, UK Age: 26 Posts: 1,540	Re: Humor http://media.putfile.com/news-from-iraq a short video from iraq.........funny __________________ From Adam Webb

07-01-2006, 07:05 AM	#125 (permalink)
CingularDuality Join Date: May 2003 Location: Dallas/Ft. Worth area of Texas, USA Age: 33 Posts: 17,133	Re: Humor Bump to go along with the video thread... __________________ Become a supporting member! Buy a Tactical Duck! Take the world's smallest political quiz! "I was touched by His Noodly Appendage." TacticalGamer TX LAN/BBQ Veteran:

07-01-2006, 09:20 AM	#126 (permalink)
UnDeaD77 Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Fort Worth,Texas Age: 22 Posts: 5,925	Re: Humor sure alot of people heard this before, but I think its funny, classic one. The Gambler During the Great Depression, there was a man who walked into a bar one day. He went up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round of drinks." The bartender said, "That's fine, but we're in the middle of the Depression, so I'll need to see some money first." The guy pulled out a huge wad of bills and set them on the bar. The bartender can't believe what he's seeing. "Where did you get all that money?" asked the bartender. "I'm a professional gambler," replied the man. The bartender said, "There's no such thing! I mean, your odds are fifty-fifty at best, right?" "Well, I only bet on sure things," said the guy. "Like what?" asked the bartender. "Well, for example, I'll bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye," he said. The bartender thought about it. "Okay," he said. So, the guy pulled out his false right eye and bit it. "Aw, you screwed me," said the bartender, and paid the guy his $50. "I'll give you another chance. I'll bet you another fifty dollars that I can bite my left eye," said the stranger. The bartender thought again and said, "Well, I know you're not blind, I mean, I watched you walk in here. I'll take that bet." So, the guy pulled out his false teeth and bit his left eye. "Aw, you screwed me again!" protested the bartender. "That's how I win so much money, bartender. I'll just take a bottle of your best scotch in lieu of the fifty dollars," said the man. With that, the guy went to the back room and spent the better part of the night playing cards with some of the locals. After many hours of drinking and card playing, he stumbled up to the bar. Drunk as a skunk, he said, "Bartender, I'll give you one last chance. I'll bet you five hundred dollars that I can stand on this bar on one foot and piss into that whiskey bottle on that shelf behind you without spilling a drop." The bartender once again pondered the bet. The guy couldn't even stand up straight on two feet, much less one. "Okay, you're on," he said. The guy climbed up on the bar, stood on one leg, and began pissing all over the place. He hit the bar, the bartender, himself, but not a drop made it into the whiskey bottle. The bartender was ecstatic. Laughing, the bartender said, "Hey pal, you owe me five hundred dollars!" The guy climbed down off the bar and said, "That's okay. I just bet each of the guys in the card room a thousand bucks each that I could piss all over you and the bar and still make you laugh!" __________________

07-11-2006, 05:03 AM	#127 (permalink)
CingularDuality Join Date: May 2003 Location: Dallas/Ft. Worth area of Texas, USA Age: 33 Posts: 17,133	Re: Humor This pic MUST make it out of the WoW caverns: __________________ Become a supporting member! Buy a Tactical Duck! Take the world's smallest political quiz! "I was touched by His Noodly Appendage." TacticalGamer TX LAN/BBQ Veteran:

07-11-2006, 10:17 AM	#128 (permalink)
TG_Bubba Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: shhh, in HAZMAT's garage Age: 54 Posts: 6,221	Re: Humor I am shocked and appalled. Even WoW palyers are not safe. __________________ Tactical Game Primer\|Call of Duty - Official Rules, Announcements & SOPs\|Have a problem? Need an admin? TG_Mateo: "Forget freedom, democracy, the blues and New York Pizza: Our lasting contribution to human society is Bourbon."

07-23-2006, 12:47 AM	#129 (permalink)
CingularDuality Join Date: May 2003 Location: Dallas/Ft. Worth area of Texas, USA Age: 33 Posts: 17,133	Re: Humor Got caught with his pants down: __________________ Become a supporting member! Buy a Tactical Duck! Take the world's smallest political quiz! "I was touched by His Noodly Appendage." TacticalGamer TX LAN/BBQ Veteran:

07-23-2006, 12:01 PM	#130 (permalink)
Lucky Shot Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 4,639	Re: Humor It's toughing following that photo, but here is a link for Japan style bathroom humor... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gNsD...elated&search= Lucky Shot

07-25-2006, 07:51 AM	#131 (permalink)
Santa Registered User Join Date: Jul 2005 Age: 19 Posts: 3,355	Re: Humor This is terrible but i couldnt stop laughing when my brother showed it to me. Why would someone build a ride like that is beyond me.

07-25-2006, 02:37 PM	#133 (permalink)
JMJ Join Date: Jun 2005 Age: 37 Posts: 4,077	Re: Humor Prince Charles and his Royal Steed, Camilla

08-05-2006, 10:11 PM	#134 (permalink)
CingularDuality Join Date: May 2003 Location: Dallas/Ft. Worth area of Texas, USA Age: 33 Posts: 17,133	Re: Humor This isn't a pic, per se, but you probably don't want to be clicking on it, anyway... http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/awesome.htm __________________ Become a supporting member! Buy a Tactical Duck! Take the world's smallest political quiz! "I was touched by His Noodly Appendage." TacticalGamer TX LAN/BBQ Veteran:

08-12-2006, 06:56 PM	#135 (permalink)
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