Re: PR tips on loading screen that didn't quite make it.

**d1sp0sabl3H3r0** · 03-19-2008, 12:50 PM

"Rally points are overrated"

"Commander? We don't need no stinkin' commander!"

"No flag worth taking is ever worth defending! Move on to the next flag IMMEDIATELY upon capture!"

**hgl_420_division** · 03-19-2008, 12:52 PM

"ALT-F4 do not deploy fast-ropes." <-- This one is really in game! LOL

**SamO** · 03-19-2008, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by d1sp0sabl3H3r0

"No flag worth taking is ever worth defending! Move on to the next flag IMMEDIATELY upon capture!"

Alot of people have already taken this one to heart...NICE!

**w.WAREHOUSE** · 03-19-2008, 01:14 PM

lmao these were freaking hilarious! more more more!

Delta*RandyShugart* · 03-19-2008, 01:39 PM

"don't worry mines with red skulls and crossbones on them won't hurt you, please run over them whenever you see them."

"when i call for a medic, please don't hesitate and take my kit instead of reviving me, its ok i was done using it to help my squadmates anyways."

or

"Medics now have the ability to revive fellow teammates by just looking at them, or standing over them."

**westyfield** · 03-19-2008, 01:53 PM

"As we all know, there is no such thing as 'friendly fire' in real life, so this has been removed from Project Reality."

**Charity Case** · 03-19-2008, 03:23 PM

"Despite its name, the anti-tank kit was specifically designed for sniping infantry."

**w.WAREHOUSE** · 03-19-2008, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Charity Case

"Despite its name, the anti-tank kit was specifically designed for sniping infantry."

BEST ONE YET ! LOL

**thebonecollector** · 03-19-2008, 03:32 PM

"Drivers must consider the dangers their moving vehicle
poses to squad members and spectators who may be preoccupied with presence of a truck , and may inadvertently step in front of, or behind, a moving vehicle."

**thegreatnardini** · 03-19-2008, 03:35 PM

"Be sure to collect all the mine powerups, even easier to spot now that their location is viewable on the minimap!"

Delta*RandyShugart* · 03-19-2008, 03:39 PM

"AT Kits like all weapons can be fired from all types of moving vehicles, especially helicopters and humvees, don't pay any attention to the fire behind you, or the smell of burning flesh, its your teammates fault for being in a spot in the humvee or transport that doesn't allow them to jump out of the way."

"2 out of 3 dentists recommend PR."

"typing all sorts of words like zomg, pwned, lol, and curses are encouraged, like in the real world they only heighten your IQ level and are accepted amongst everyone on the server, please feel free to type whatever comes across in your mind."

"Sniper kits are best used standing up, or in Close Quarters Battles, it isn't stated but firing from the hip insures a instant headshot and in some studies the bullet actually passes through the enemies head directly into the person standing behind him. Fire at will."

**Elwenil** · 03-19-2008, 04:15 PM

"Profanity makes you a better player."

**thebonecollector** · 03-19-2008, 04:19 PM

"Maturity means you have the most points and that you spot everything"

**westyfield** · 03-19-2008, 04:23 PM

"We at Project Reality are sure that you are all aware of the fact that lying down, or proning, makes your weapon more stable. This includes the Anti-Tank Weapons. We at PR accept no responsibility for any injuries caused."
or
"You were expecting tips on how to play PR? RTFM!"

One by Skuddestroyer, from in-game. I can't remember exactly how it went, but it was something like this. "Yes, shooting my jeep will get you a lift!"

**Pwn3ge** · 03-19-2008, 04:48 PM

"If he kills you, hes aimbotting."

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