Recently I was playing Kashan-32 on the main Tactical Gamer Project Reality server, the round started off normally with me spamming voice commands during the preparation phase before the engagement in order to mentally assimilate my comrades to the stresses of combat.

However, as hostilities commenced our operations began to go awry, the other team dominated the hills above the bunkers with armor, and appeared to launch multi-pronged assault across the control points, securing most of them with ease. I knew immediately some unwholesome behavior was transpiring with the opposition.

I saw only one alternative; to switch teams and infiltrate their corrupted gaming methodologies. At first, I became confused and disoriented, the frequency and detail of both oral and textual communication was unparalleled. And this was not the excessive commentary and mindless pandering I had grown accustomed to hearing. These common communiques often detailed the location of enemies and the necessity of R.P.s, presumably rat poison or racial profiling.

My initial reaction was the illicit utilization of third party applications in order to gain an unfair vantage point on enemy locations. So I approached the subject discreetly and coolly:
"Yo doods wear kan i get sum haxs man???!11??2"
After I received no reply, I discounted these third party programs as a possibility. These exploits were of another variety.

I further submersed myself into the organization by joining a squad, which I followed closely across the map. At one point, a player, who seemed to be the undisputed leader of the squad emitted a series of pale bloated canvas sacks from his rear position. Most unusual indeed! What added to the mystery was the ability to replenish a small unit by reproducing directly from these cheerless receptacles. In stark contrast to my initial national association this military had their landscape riddled with masses of khaki baggage, which I will term Replenishment Loci. When I pressed the leader of the unit about these clandestine exploits, he vaguely alluded to some obscure key combination and stringent unit requirements for the placement of these Replenishment Loci.

However, I was still unsatisfied, the team's game-platform exploitation surpassed the mere ability to produce an effective fighting force at a specific location, moreover, it went far beyond the ability to exploit the built in communications systems by using it to designate enemy targets. This team also had the unsurpassed capability of coordinating offensive operations across the battlefield. But what else could they be exploiting?

As I observed the army during the progression of the round I seemed to have uncovered an additional exploit in unidirectional command authority. Throughout the round a single individual, who was affectionately referred to by friendly units as the C.O.(probably Cacti Oncologist) issued directives from some sort of central planning authority. These initiatives were then delivered verbally to a secondary unit commander who oversaw the execution of these directives. These exploits were foreign to me, traditionally if a C.O. is present, which is infrequent, the varsity and necessity of his orders and his masculinity are often brought into question and fiercely debated.

Ultimately I hope we can just play the game in the fashion it was designed to be utilized as opposed to trying to gain an unfair advantage by using these unscrupulous exploits.