Call me wierd but maybe it is that I do Poi and so like the way they circle in the day sky under the sun. Or the fact that watching gymnasts or specifically chinese women gracefully twirl them about. Or speaking of women the very fact that Zhang Ziyi is an ultrababe, who although House of Flying Daggers was a pretty film and I liked it, I will never be able to get my grubby hands on, like Audrey Tatou - which I still have created a God I pray too just for this specific purpose.

Or perhaps it is the very fact that I was not a girl and so never had the opportunity to wear them in my hair at a young age that I have some kind of angst. Who knows, maybe it is because if you think about it in some kind of bizarre way you could almost rethink of the 60's TV series of the Caped Crusader as having a sidekick named after them.

I haven't a clue why but surely when God created woman (and I don't speak of that other ultrababaliscious super french ultrababe Brigitte Bardot in And God Created Woman - yeah french women are best imho) if he had something sticky like glue or velcro then perhaps he could have then reimplanted the rib into woman and created man? Sneaky!! But hey, it is God after all so being omnipresent and omnipotent, well.. it's kinda in the 'able to' section.

But enough about God, what if some kind of alien Caped Crusader sidekick shaped life form is sat there thinking of some ape typing about it. Well.. Dawkins talked similary when going on about bats and their evolution, which in my opinion was superb but never mentioned anything about Audrey Tatou, so why can't I about this postulating and almost bubbling question, huh?

But where has all the Ribbons gone? Me want to see Ribbons for me crew. It's been a few months now it seems that anyone got a Ribbon for anything and find it nice to see people get credit for credit due. Have I missed something? Or shall I just go see my doctor for a self referal tomorrow?