Re: Wicken's Revenge

**Axis_Sniper** · 10-16-2009, 09:49 AM

Well tell your boss that it's your time of the month. That will sure throw him through a loop.

**Warlab** · 10-16-2009, 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by warlab

@Wickens and the video: If you stand next to a puddle on a roadside, well ha ha...they deserved it.
And if it was schoolkids they probably loved it, I know I loved it !

Originally Posted by mat552

Because standing next to your bus stop that you have no choice in and the fact that it's next to a puddle of water means you deserve it. Best logic. Right up there with "She was dressed that way, she deserved/wanted it."

Originally Posted by Berlancic

Warlab didn't mean it that way mat. I don't think.

No-one would be laughing if something serious happened.

No I meant it mat/Berl.
You mean to tell me that they cant stand anywhere else ?
Maybe not right next to the curb where the puddle is? Or 20ft in either direction ?
Oh what, they cant walk 20ft to get on the bus when it stops ?
If your head is up your azz (age is no matter outside of infants or elderly) so far that you cant see the potential for what your surroundings can inflict on you....well, ya they deserved it IMO.

Or, like I said, if they were kids they were probably loving it. The people that made the video said the kids called out to them IIRC and they made the socond pass intentionally to splash them.

This is in no way near the same thing that you implied with the "dressed that way" statement. Not even close.

Edit: Oh yea, dont forget to not drive in the rain thru puddles people, you might be considered wreckless.

Originally Posted by Ferris Bueller

Oh. Dear. God.
Wickens, I know you have a tendency for running out of beer and smokes while playing, but seriously bro, thats not an excuse to lay in on the mind-altering substances.

Yes it is !

**Berlancic** · 10-16-2009, 11:06 AM

Ah. Ok thanks for clarifying. I like to play Mr "Can't we just be friends?" a lot!

**Warlab** · 10-16-2009, 11:30 AM

maybe one day I'll pass thru your town with Wickens in the car....
maybe we'll catch you next to a puddle Berl !
;-)

**Donrhos** · 10-16-2009, 11:50 AM

1. "You must spread your legs before giving it to A.Wickens again"

2.

Originally Posted by Ferris Bueller

This isnt an accurate depiction of the course of action Wickens would have taken.
His actions would have been one of the following:
1. Wickens pops open the hatch for the roof mounted .50 at the last second and takes the kids out.
2. Wickens reaches over and grabs the wheel at the last second, swerving the car directly toward the kids, running them down like so much grass under a lawnmower.

Remember the cardinal rule here folks: Wickens doesnt play pranks, Wickens seeks blood.

This is not how it would happen and you know it Ferris.
Wicks would pull the parking brake and make the car flip over the smacktards and while upside-down over the said smacktards he would whip out his knife and kill them like you do while stumbling upon random snipers. Then he would flip the car back on its wheels in the right lane while lighting a smoke and be away from the scene before they know they are dead.

Cuz thats just how ninja he is.

**Warlab** · 10-16-2009, 11:58 AM

+1 Don, that's Wicks !

**Jevski** · 10-16-2009, 02:22 PM

Guys, it was the dudes girlfriend driving he was only making the comments.

**andretmzt** · 10-16-2009, 03:33 PM

Doing that is actually classed as assault. Good job the CNN and Devonshire Police mentioned that, wait they didn't...

**sporkife** · 10-16-2009, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by A.WICKENS

There will be lemonade and cookies[....]

You make me sad. I have a pep band game tonight, and now I'll have to sit in the stands at the football field freezing and thinking about having lemonade and cookies at a nice hotel in Muttrah. Don't tell me what kind of cookies, please. That would be too much.

**Wookie** · 10-17-2009, 12:55 AM

Originally Posted by A.WICKENS

Quote "TG-6th. A.Wickens does not condone nor endorse the the use of vehicles in such a manner, deplores reckless driving and regards the behaviour of anyone doing so as a matter for the authorities" end quote.

Quote " TG-6th. A. Wickens would also like to express his profound dismay and regret that his name or image has become synonimous with fury, violence and revenge and not with cuddly teddy bears, flowers, sugar and spice, peace and love hippies etc.

I have been advised by my legal team to offer no further comment on this thread and to point out that I have no ideas/plans/regular methods for dealing with 'smacktards' involving blood or otherwise.

As it is Friday I will be on the server tonight running open squads to welcome new players to TG. There will be lemonade and cookies, I will be handing out my patches to anyone who gets a boo boo and letting squad members take any kit they want if they are bored. I will be advocating regular discussions in my squads on a variety of topics, particularly whilst I am trying to concentrate.

In addition, for added fun we will be playing the spin the dice respawn game where random squad mates will be asked to spin said dice and select their next spawn on this basis. I will also be doing a live broadcast over x-fire showing how I run an animal hospital during the slow parts of a PR round, so don't forget to tune in for that as Mr.Tiddles the kitten may just get a new leg tonight if it's Kashan. I have also posted some new pictures on WWW. Mr. Wickslivesinhappyland.com showing my new home which is in fact made of gingerbread, so check that out.

What have you done with Wickens?????????

**Sabre_Tooth_Tigger** · 10-18-2009, 04:41 AM

Yea that is a traffic offence in uk anyway.
I saw someone do similar once in a sports car, Ford Cosworth Sierra if you guys know of it, it was one of the greats but this guy was driving on a flooded road and must have aquaplaned, he slid 45 degrees to the kerb and would have flipped doing 50mph+ but was lucky to recover it and carry on, seriously could have rolled it just from driving through water too fast.

The tyre can skim across the waters surface and it becomes like ice to control

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvkk7GENhHk[/media]

**Taip3n** · 10-21-2009, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by Donrhos

1. "You must spread your legs before giving it to A.Wickens again"

Heheheheheehehehe

**Taip3n** · 10-21-2009, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by Katanama

Tai thats not fair... Fun to read until I gave up because that didn't make any sense what so ever...

So Tai and wicks lay off the drugs both of you...

Yeah, sorry man, I couldn't help it

Was heavy on references to British culture and history (and a few archaic or heavily 'native' words). Hence I thought only Brits would mainly understand but I wanted them to have a laugh more so than most, I guess - it was my "doffing of hat", to Wicks.

If ya like I'd tell you the references

I am happy to share all I know. Alot of them are to do with a rivalry between two cities and football, for example.

Perhaps in return you could teach me of your wisdom, language, culture and history; I would be wisened a little more via and by it, and for sure may even learn a word or two not in my native tongue. Which by the way, for you being able to do so aptly, I doff my hat (google it) to you too

**w.WAREHOUSE** · 10-21-2009, 04:45 PM

LOL $1500 for THAT???

...I should be in prison.

**chrisweb89** · 10-21-2009, 06:06 PM

I would hate to be the kids on your steet House.

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