Re: Aircraft landing in quinling and kashan!

**llPANCHOll** · 12-01-2009, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by Delta*RandyShugart*

It's like saying a golf club is a useless emergency device when trying to get someone out of a crashed vehicle, which is completely not the case, and it works very well on large SUV's that have crashed and left the driver helpless.

Originally Posted by d1sp0sabl3H3r0

However, it can be used to kick your husband's ass if you catch him using his putter on another course's greens...

Now thats funny

**Riffraffselbow** · 12-03-2009, 02:32 AM

Originally Posted by d1sp0sabl3H3r0

However, it can be used to kick your husband's ass if you catch him using his putter on another course's greens...

What's the difference between a Golf Ball and an SUV?
Tiger Woods can drive one of them 300 yards without hitting a fire hydrant

**daveyjonesjr** · 12-03-2009, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by Riffraffselbow

What's the difference between a Golf Ball and an SUV?
Tiger Woods can drive one of them 300 yards without hitting a fire hydrant

**wuschel** · 12-03-2009, 11:45 AM

If there is an AAV in Your landing vector on Kashan, You should make a phone call to Your local commander or flight operator and ask for some die-hard camperbusters. If there are no competent team mates occupying this position, there is always option to choose another landing spot and drive the baby home.. the sands near the map border are said to be especially good for soft landings. Though it may take a while to bring Your lady back to the safe sleeping room.

With the jets on Quinling, however, I do not know what to do in such a situation.

**fullkontact** · 12-03-2009, 01:07 PM

Did you know you can also just land on the road leading up to the main bases on all of the maps then just slowly roll yourself in. Alternatively you can land on the OPPOSITE side of the runway

**snooggums** · 12-03-2009, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by fullkontact

Alternatively you can land on the OPPOSITE side of the runway

Heresy!

Don't most maps have a out of bounds time limit that would make that more difficult than risking the AA?

Delta*RandyShugart* · 12-03-2009, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by fullkontact

Did you know you can also just land on the road leading up to the main bases on all of the maps then just slowly roll yourself in. Alternatively you can land on the OPPOSITE side of the runway

If the Tuskegee Airmen did it, then so can I!!!!

Delta*RandyShugart* · 12-03-2009, 02:45 PM

Its a good thing Tiger Woods doesn't play PR, Imagine him trying to land on Kashan or Quinling, let alone backing the plane up on the runway?!

**csxgamerz** · 12-03-2009, 03:35 PM

a gold club wont help but a breaching slug would. At least pr has that...

Delta*RandyShugart* · 12-03-2009, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by csxgamerz

a gold club wont help

Is that a spin off of Gold's Gym?

**fullkontact** · 12-03-2009, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by snooggums

Heresy!

Don't most maps have a out of bounds time limit that would make that more difficult than risking the AA?

They do have a limit. a 30 second limit whichis plenty of time to get yourself turned and down.

For example in Kashan for US, fly across the north of the map, turn off at D1, then bank right as you slow speed you can hit the runway. Remember, the runways dont have to be so long for you to stop. You get plenty of room

**sirsolo** · 12-03-2009, 05:58 PM

Opposite side of the runway wont work for J-10s if I remember correctly. If it could land in water, the lake wouldn't even help... /notseriousdontcallmeanoob

**Golgo13** · 12-03-2009, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by Delta*RandyShugart*

Its a good thing Tiger Woods doesn't play PR, Imagine him trying to land on Kashan or Quinling, let alone backing the plane up on the runway?!

I did not know there is still a buick

**d1sp0sabl3H3r0** · 12-03-2009, 06:51 PM

Love the Tiger jokes, but I think at this point I would ask that they stop in this thread and we stay on topic.

Delta*RandyShugart* · 12-03-2009, 08:31 PM

I'm all done with that, and i won't be thread jacking this anymore.

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