I am hoping that one of you kind, talented people will make me a sig. If you feel up to it, then here is what I want:



To clarify, I want to lampoon the generic BF2/ARMA signatures that so many people have (not that I have anything against these signatures or the people who sport them). As an example, I shamelessly stole imnotacanadian's sig and added my own little "additions." I am thinking that the upper part of the sig should lose the flag box and just be one long rectangle instead. Inside this rectangle I would like a "pitiful" background; like 5 dead tanks smoldering on the side of a hill, or a bunch of infantrymen getting blown up. But, if you can't find any good-looking backgrounds of crap hitting the fan, then just stick something nice back there. Where the "Tactical Gamer" lettering is, I would like it replaced by "Charity Case" in a similar style, but with a red cross in the middle instead of dog tags. Also, the writing under the TG emblem could be changed to something like: "When failure is not enough" or "Incompetent and mildly retarded to the extreme." If you want, go ahead and surprise me with something witty. Now, I would like the bottom part of the sig to resemble the example, but with both of the tags being equal in length. I would like the left hand tag to read "Teamkill specialist" and sport something especially 1337 in the background (like a sniper or spec ops, or a bunny-hopping, tea-bagging spec ops sniper). The right hand tag should read "One Man Tanker" and it can just have a tank in the background. Also, preserving the little details like the black and white borders would be greatly appreciated.

I realize that this is a pretty complicated sig and I hope I'm not asking too much. And, if no one decides to make it then I totally understand. But, if you do make it then I will +rep you forever.

Thanks,

Charity Case