Need A Visectomy?

**Rincewind** · 11-30-2007, 10:47 AM

I got just the doctor for you...

Oh and if you need a lawyer, you could always call Sue.

**TheFatKidDeath** · 11-30-2007, 10:54 AM

I was thinking of getting a Visectomy. My worst nightmare is that knock on the door years from now "This is your child. I need a check for child support." I'll look this guy up.

**El_Gringo_Grande** · 11-30-2007, 11:13 AM

That is funny!

**Lorax74** · 11-30-2007, 11:15 AM

Daxx · 11-30-2007, 11:15 AM

Wow. Just.... wow.

**peardog** · 11-30-2007, 12:28 PM

Nice..!! been there done that... ;-)

RedForman · 11-30-2007, 12:32 PM

His parents must have had a very good idea what his career track would be when he was born...

**sc1ence** · 11-30-2007, 12:59 PM

2 funny

**Ferris Bueller** · 11-30-2007, 01:07 PM

by the way, theres no I in vasectomy.

**P8riot** · 11-30-2007, 02:15 PM

Not as funny as a Urologist named that.. but we have a Dr. Doctor here.

Kerostasis · 11-30-2007, 02:35 PM

I already thought it was amusing when I only saw his last name. Then I looked again and saw his first name...

**icky** · 11-30-2007, 04:03 PM

There was a Real Estate agent near me whose name didn't match her day profession, but it was still funny...

Anita Hoare

**Ferris Bueller** · 11-30-2007, 08:38 PM

I went to high school with a guy who had the same last name. it was pronounced wah-ray.

leejo · 11-30-2007, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferris Bueller

by the way, theres no I in vasectomy.

yeah, I thought this was some thread Rince had started about wishing he'd gone to the workbench instead of the back of the van.

11-30-2007, 10:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
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