Beauty Queens gone mad

Bc2ID · 01-03-2008, 07:56 AM

Found this story and thought...wow, would I have liked to be her prisoner. Then I looked at picture number two and realized why the guy wanted to get away! Eeeessshhh! The power of hair and make-up.

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/beauty-...00010000000001

FYI..one pic of bikini.

P8riot · 01-03-2008, 09:49 AM

I'm thinkin' Crack.

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Originally Posted by El Reg

The search-warrant inventory filed in court says that police subsequently found "an expended bullet at a home in the 1200 block of East Knox Drive along with .45-caliber ammunition, plastic gloves, marijuana, the victim's wallet and briefcase, and a book, "How to Win Friends and Influence People", as well as "duct tape at a home in the 2400 block of North Bryant Avenue".

ScratchMonkey · 01-03-2008, 10:06 AM

I always find it funny/hypocritical when one loses a crown due to "racy" or "raunchy" photos showing up. Get rid of the swimsuit part and I'll take such pageants seriously.

Beauty pageants (and the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue) are for guys who aren't allowed to look at pr0n, anyway.

**Damonte** · 01-03-2008, 10:15 AM

As someone said in the commentary on the website...

"Nice body, but a face that scared the buzzard off the bone wagon."

ScratchMonkey · 01-03-2008, 10:31 AM

I doubt anyone looks good after being arrested. It's not like they have a beauty stylist on call for your photo. Nor do they pick lights designed to compliment your skin tone.

She doesn't look any worse than any other crying woman I've seen.

**CingularDuality** · 01-03-2008, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ScratchMonkey

She doesn't look any worse than any other crying woman I've seen.

Except for the staph all over her face?

**Gambit7** · 01-03-2008, 01:44 PM

Woman scorned... plain and simple
This is why if you're ever dating a woman with even a hint of psychoses (which most beauty queens have), "run away!"

The sad thing is, if the victim would've initially resisted, HE would've probably been thrown in jail for domestic violence charges.

Bc2ID · 01-03-2008, 03:01 PM

She definitely has..Summer teeth and a butter face! I also suspect that she dabbles in crystal Meth, just by the looks of her.

ScratchMonkey · 01-04-2008, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by CingularDuality

Except for the staph all over her face?

Since I suffer from adult acne, I tend to be forgiving of that sort of thing.

Daxx · 01-04-2008, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Gambit7

Woman scorned... plain and simple
This is why if you're ever dating a woman with even a hint of psychoses (which most beauty queens have), "run away!"

In my experience, "woman" and "psychosis" are never mutually exclusive.

Buckets · 01-04-2008, 01:45 PM

Note that she is a U of A student...

westyfield · 01-04-2008, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Daxx

In my experience, "woman" and "psychosis" are never mutually exclusive.

True.

**Dick Blonov** · 01-04-2008, 02:21 PM

Former Beauty Queen certainly fits the mugshot

DB

**CingularDuality** · 01-05-2008, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by ScratchMonkey

Since I suffer from adult acne, I tend to be forgiving of that sort of thing.

You can't really tell from the photo, but from seeing plenty of tweakers in jail in real life, I'd be willing to bet that that is not acne on her face.

Bc2ID · 01-05-2008, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by CingularDuality

I'd be willing to bet that that is not acne on her face.

See post number 8, sure looks like it to me....

01-03-2008, 07:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
Bc2ID Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the shed fixing my lawnmower! Posts: 1,859	Beauty Queens gone mad Found this story and thought...wow, would I have liked to be her prisoner. Then I looked at picture number two and realized why the guy wanted to get away! Eeeessshhh! The power of hair and make-up. http://news.aol.com/story/_a/beauty-...00010000000001 FYI..one pic of bikini. __________________ "Don't tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results." Gen. George Patton

01-03-2008, 10:06 AM	#3 (permalink)
ScratchMonkey Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: San Pablo, California Posts: 3,367	Re: Beauty Queens gone mad I always find it funny/hypocritical when one loses a crown due to "racy" or "raunchy" photos showing up. Get rid of the swimsuit part and I'll take such pageants seriously. Beauty pageants (and the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue) are for guys who aren't allowed to look at pr0n, anyway.

01-03-2008, 10:15 AM	#4 (permalink)
Damonte Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Cincinnati, OH Age: 29 Posts: 1,235	Re: Beauty Queens gone mad As someone said in the commentary on the website... "Nice body, but a face that scared the buzzard off the bone wagon." __________________ TG Primer \| BF2142 Server Rules \| BF2142 SOP's Report An Infraction \| BF2142 Admins \| 3rd SFD Wiki ....

01-03-2008, 10:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
ScratchMonkey Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: San Pablo, California Posts: 3,367	Re: Beauty Queens gone mad I doubt anyone looks good after being arrested. It's not like they have a beauty stylist on call for your photo. Nor do they pick lights designed to compliment your skin tone. She doesn't look any worse than any other crying woman I've seen.

01-03-2008, 01:44 PM	#7 (permalink)
Gambit7 Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Hollywood, FL Age: 31 Posts: 1,637	Re: Beauty Queens gone mad Woman scorned... plain and simple This is why if you're ever dating a woman with even a hint of psychoses (which most beauty queens have), "run away!" The sad thing is, if the victim would've initially resisted, HE would've probably been thrown in jail for domestic violence charges. __________________

01-03-2008, 03:01 PM	#8 (permalink)
Bc2ID Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: In the shed fixing my lawnmower! Posts: 1,859	Re: Beauty Queens gone mad She definitely has..Summer teeth and a butter face! I also suspect that she dabbles in crystal Meth, just by the looks of her. __________________ "Don't tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results." Gen. George Patton

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