Tom Brady chats with god

TeflonDon · 01-07-2008, 04:05 PM

Got this in an email, don't know who it's by. Ive also seen several variations:
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Peyton Manning, Tony Romo, and Tom Brady are waiting to be seated at a table with God.

God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans." God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?" Tony says,"I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields." God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?" Tom replies, "God, I believe you're in my seat."

- go pats

**CingularDuality** · 01-08-2008, 10:36 AM

OK, I'm far, far from being a Cowboys fan, but this made me smile:

Quote:

Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Packers flag in the window.

"This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God. "This is very
special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and silver sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Dallas Cowboys' flag, and in every window a Cowboys silver star.

Brett looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, I broke all of Dan Marinos passing records and heck, I was even inducted into the Hall of Fame!".

God said, "So what do you want to know, Brett?"

"Well, why does Tony Romo get a better house than me?"

God chuckled and said, "Brett, (as God shook his head and smiled) that's not Tony Romo's house; it's mine!".

**WhiskeySix** · 01-08-2008, 10:38 AM

hahahaha

Sumluv59 · 01-09-2008, 11:33 AM

This thread should be locked or better yet deleted. It not only insults our religious community but, more importantly, intelligent football fans as well.

Signed,
An angry Jet Fan with a crappy QB.

P.S. Super bowl prediction: Bret Farve throws the game winning TD with seven seconds left to beat the Patriots and silencing their annoying fans. Packers 38, Patriots 35.

**WhiskeySix** · 01-09-2008, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Sumluv59

Bret Farve throws the game winning TD with seven seconds left to beat the Patriots

And I vanna toilet made of solid gold but it's just not in the cards, now is it?

**peardog** · 01-09-2008, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sumluv59

P.S. Super bowl prediction: Bret Farve throws the game winning TD with seven seconds left to beat the Patriots and silencing their annoying fans. Packers 38, Patriots 35.

If only life was fair and equitable..you would have your wish.. but it ain't that cool...

Lucky Shot · 01-09-2008, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sumluv59

This thread should be locked or better yet deleted. It not only insults our religious community but, more importantly, intelligent football fans as well.

Signed,
An angry Jet Fan with a crappy QB.

P.S. Super bowl prediction: Bret Farve throws the game winning TD with seven seconds left to beat the Patriots and silencing their annoying fans. Packers 38, Patriots 35.

What the! Don't listen to Sumluv, what the heck does he know about football?!? By the way, congrats on winning the TG Superbowl man!

Lucky Shot

Sumluv59 · 01-10-2008, 11:20 AM

Thanks Lucky. Fantasy Football is 90% luck and 10% research. It was a fun year.

I can describe being a Jet fan in one word...disappointment. Our offense stinks, our defense stinks...we don't even have our own stadium. The only pleasure I could get this year is if the Patriots lose. Sure it probably won't happen but please...don't ruin my dream.

TeflonDon · 01-13-2008, 06:24 PM

bring on the chargers baby! Brady'll give Rivers something to bitch about...

Sumluv59 · 01-15-2008, 05:10 PM

Rivers needs to switch to decaf.

Snail88 · 01-15-2008, 05:39 PM

seriously. I wish those indy fans ran on the field and pummelled him to death. And Clemens will be good next year, but they need to trade Pennington for a defense.

ScratchMonkey · 01-15-2008, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Snail88

seriously. I wish those indy fans ran on the field and pummelled him to death. And Clemens will be good next year, but they need to trade Pennington for a defense.

This reminded me of that woman with I-cup-sized breasts who would run onto sports fields topless to kiss some player. It was a couple decades back, I think.

01-07-2008, 04:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
TeflonDon Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Boston Age: 28 Posts: 199	Tom Brady chats with god Got this in an email, don't know who it's by. Ive also seen several variations: --------------- Peyton Manning, Tony Romo, and Tom Brady are waiting to be seated at a table with God. God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans." God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left. Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?" Tony says,"I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields." God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence, and he offers him a seat to his right. Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?" Tom replies, "God, I believe you're in my seat." - go pats __________________

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01-09-2008, 11:33 AM	#4 (permalink)
Sumluv59 Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 598	Re: Tom Brady chats with god This thread should be locked or better yet deleted. It not only insults our religious community but, more importantly, intelligent football fans as well. Signed, An angry Jet Fan with a crappy QB. P.S. Super bowl prediction: Bret Farve throws the game winning TD with seven seconds left to beat the Patriots and silencing their annoying fans. Packers 38, Patriots 35. __________________ Burning spies is cool.

01-10-2008, 11:20 AM	#8 (permalink)
Sumluv59 Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 598	Re: Tom Brady chats with god Thanks Lucky. Fantasy Football is 90% luck and 10% research. It was a fun year. I can describe being a Jet fan in one word...disappointment. Our offense stinks, our defense stinks...we don't even have our own stadium. The only pleasure I could get this year is if the Patriots lose. Sure it probably won't happen but please...don't ruin my dream. __________________ Burning spies is cool.

01-13-2008, 06:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
TeflonDon Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Boston Age: 28 Posts: 199	Re: Tom Brady chats with god bring on the chargers baby! Brady'll give Rivers something to bitch about... __________________

01-15-2008, 05:10 PM	#10 (permalink)
Sumluv59 Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 598	Re: Tom Brady chats with god Rivers needs to switch to decaf. __________________ Burning spies is cool.

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