Sir-Nerd

I'm only right handed when it comes to writing, but i use EVERYTHING else with my left, probably because i couldn't use my right hand for a couple weeks (wart treatment) so i taught myself to use the left.

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Men are basically smart or dumb and lazy or ambitious. The dumb and ambitious ones are dangerous and I get rid of them. The dumb and lazy ones I give mundane duties. The smart ambitious ones I put on my staff. The smart and lazy ones I make my commanders.

When you can't run anymore, you crawl and when you can't do that, you find someone to carry you.

Vodkatonic

Why do staples always have to be in the left hand corner of a paper???? I prefer staples in the right corner, it's easy for me to write on paperwork at work.

Being left hand and writing is a pain. I always get that dreaded pencil lead DNA smeared on the writing palm of my left hand...........

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"If the sword is always sheathed, it will become rusty, the blade will dull, and people will think as much of its owner." —Yamamoto Tsunetomo, Hagakure: The Book of the Samurai

ScratchMonkey

Just because someone uses his left hand to wipe doesn't mean he uses that hand to pick his nose.

I'm just saying....

(Am I the only one who thinks these things when introduced to someone and a hand is extended?)

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avenging llama

I used to hate having to write on the chalkboard at school. Although I must admit that after my teachers attempts to read my handwriting (notice the word attempt) I did not have to write on the board very often.

This sounds like a good time to start a lefties rights movement! :P

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Decrapitaition: The act of having ones head so far up their butt that the end result is the head snapping off and staying there.

Betterdeadthanred

Lefties are subhumans!

Right power! Right power!

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IMI-50AE

Quiet you handist! Wait, "handist"? Ah well, it works.


You know, one problem with shooting rifles left-handed that I've noticed is that some gas is expelled from the weapon with the empty casing (I'm thinking of an AK right now). Well, if you're shooting it left-handed, that gas goes straight up your nose, and you can't get rid of the smell for hours.

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