leejo, pimp

**leejo** · 01-24-2008, 11:19 AM

You know you've made it to the big time when Chase Cards offers you a pair of SWEET "Prime" tickets to Legally Blonde, the Musical.

Gosh I have so many people to thank. Well, Apo and Cing I guess, for not banning me. Some of my forum foes: I couldn't do it without you. You are the homosexual cross-dressing obese identity thieves to my Rush Limbaugh. The baby-killing, drug-addicted, terrorist godless wimpy yins to my upstanding, charming, robust, and astonishingly good-looking yang.

My lovely wife and beautiful children - you are my rock. I love you.

Anyway, I'm out of time. Legally Blonde y'all! WOOOOOO!!!

**Gambit7** · 01-24-2008, 12:18 PM

You aint a true pimp. You need a card that brings you money back each month like a good Ho does. (not tickets or BJ coupons, etc.)

I have such a card ("cash returns" card)... she's getting a little worn, but she's still workin it

**leejo** · 01-24-2008, 12:23 PM

My Chase card fetches me cash too. That's why I use it for business travel. Last year I billed just under $70k in travel expenses and Chase paid me back a decent chunk of change on those transactions AND picked up a pair of PRIME Legally Blonde, The Musical tickets. I'm hoping for Diego On Ice next.

Question my pimphood (pimpiness? pimptastic status?) again and I'll cut you.

**Ferris Bueller** · 01-24-2008, 12:58 PM

I'm trying to remember how the line from "Damn It Feels Good To Be a Gangsta" goes (you may remember the song from Office Space)...

Oh yeah...
"Real gangstas dont have to flex nuts, cause real gangstas know they got em." (not the exact words, but the exact words are kinda inappropriate)
I believe the same thing applies to pimps.
Cut me now, ese!

**leejo** · 01-24-2008, 01:05 PM

Excuse me if I'm giddy with delight over my "Prime" Legally Blonde, The Musical tickets. I assure you, when I glide past the hoi poloi on my way to the Prime seats at Legally Blonde, The Musical, I will neither flex nor front. I may be dressed like Bootsy Collins the day after laundry day, but you just gotta OWN the outfit, you know? "What, this old purple fur coat? No I've had it for years. I just wore it to match my python boots". Something like that so people know you've been pimping a long time. A veteran of the Prime chick-comedy-broadway-spinoff scene too. A playa.

Hambergler · 01-24-2008, 02:14 PM

You can never be me!

**leejo** · 01-24-2008, 03:29 PM

You would feel so much better if you would show me how to funk like you do.

01-24-2008, 11:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,690	leejo, pimp You know you've made it to the big time when Chase Cards offers you a pair of SWEET "Prime" tickets to Legally Blonde, the Musical. Gosh I have so many people to thank. Well, Apo and Cing I guess, for not banning me. Some of my forum foes: I couldn't do it without you. You are the homosexual cross-dressing obese identity thieves to my Rush Limbaugh. The baby-killing, drug-addicted, terrorist godless wimpy yins to my upstanding, charming, robust, and astonishingly good-looking yang. My lovely wife and beautiful children - you are my rock. I love you. Anyway, I'm out of time. Legally Blonde y'all! WOOOOOO!!!

01-24-2008, 12:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Gambit7 Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Hollywood, FL Age: 32 Posts: 2,170	Re: leejo, pimp You aint a true pimp. You need a card that brings you money back each month like a good Ho does. (not tickets or BJ coupons, etc.) I have such a card ("cash returns" card)... she's getting a little worn, but she's still workin it __________________

01-24-2008, 12:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,690	Re: leejo, pimp My Chase card fetches me cash too. That's why I use it for business travel. Last year I billed just under $70k in travel expenses and Chase paid me back a decent chunk of change on those transactions AND picked up a pair of PRIME Legally Blonde, The Musical tickets. I'm hoping for Diego On Ice next. Question my pimphood (pimpiness? pimptastic status?) again and I'll cut you.

01-24-2008, 12:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ferris Bueller Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Orlando, FL Age: 26 Posts: 4,970	Re: leejo, pimp I'm trying to remember how the line from "Damn It Feels Good To Be a Gangsta" goes (you may remember the song from Office Space)... Oh yeah... "Real gangstas dont have to flex nuts, cause real gangstas know they got em." (not the exact words, but the exact words are kinda inappropriate) I believe the same thing applies to pimps. Cut me now, ese! __________________ \|TG-6th\|Ferris Bueller Important TG Reading \| Support TG - Become a Supporting Member \| TacticalWiki - Your TG Guide Kicked/Banned? READ THIS FIRST! \| Complete list of TG Admins \| Think Someone Did A Good Job? Nominate Them For a Ribbon! Report Problem Players/Appeal Your Ban \| Learn TG - The TG Mentoring Program __________________ "Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." -Lazarus Long

01-24-2008, 01:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,690	Re: leejo, pimp Excuse me if I'm giddy with delight over my "Prime" Legally Blonde, The Musical tickets. I assure you, when I glide past the hoi poloi on my way to the Prime seats at Legally Blonde, The Musical, I will neither flex nor front. I may be dressed like Bootsy Collins the day after laundry day, but you just gotta OWN the outfit, you know? "What, this old purple fur coat? No I've had it for years. I just wore it to match my python boots". Something like that so people know you've been pimping a long time. A veteran of the Prime chick-comedy-broadway-spinoff scene too. A playa.

01-24-2008, 02:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
Hambergler Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston, TX Age: 33 Posts: 1,061	Re: leejo, pimp You can never be me! __________________

01-24-2008, 03:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
leejo Join Date: Sep 2003 Age: 39 Posts: 7,690	Re: leejo, pimp You would feel so much better if you would show me how to funk like you do.

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