sgt fetterman

The following are from a tech I site visit on and off. So credit goes to those folks over there at xtremepccentral.com

How men think:

A woman lay in a coma, she had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her.
They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement.

They sent to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.'

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room.

What happened!?' they cried.

The husband said, 'I'm not sure, maybe she choked'

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The Polite way to Pee:

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:


'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how
would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?' Michael said, 'Just
a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying,
'That would be rude and impolite.'

'What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said, 'I am sorry,
but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the
dinner table.'

And how about you, little Edward, can you show us your good manners?
Edward said, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake
hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce
you to after dinner.'


The Teacher Fainted !

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I laughed pretty hard at both of them... which means they are both evil and bad. NO COOKIE FOR YOU! LOL

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