Hambergler

I went for a massage and the therapist that was assigned to me was this little Asian lady about 45 years old. The massage was going great. Then when she was about to do this stretch where one bent knee is pushed over the other straightened leg, it happened. She suddenly repositioned my balls. It was so they wouldn't get squashed. Then she did it a few more times during the massage. Is that normal? Has anyone ever had that happen?

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Atomic Dog

Its called a "Happy Ending." You pay more for her to keep going.

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Rincewind

Wha?? For real? So are your balls hanging down to your knees or something?

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machowner

lol, she didn't say "me love you long time!" ?

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Superfast

A "therapist" sure man

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Sarcoma

It’s not uncommon. If you are at a message therapy session its just part of the job. If you went to Chens all-nite Asain message I don’t think you would post that, I hope.

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ikonic

This is common -- at the college I attend, we have a Massage Therapy program that allows students/faculty to get FREE sessions. I go there every Wednesday, and its about time for my appointment

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El_Gringo_Grande

A person I know started to train to be a massage therapists. He dropped out after describing a training session that went much like what you described.

Normally you ask the person to "adjust" and the problem takes care of itself. But there are cases, his instructor told him, that you are just going to have to do it yourself or risk injuring the client. Just don't linger.

We laughed at him for a very long time. He was flaky anyway and probably never would have stuck with it.

Now while in Hong Kong I got a massage and it was very intimate. Not sexual but just on the verge of being so. While I would say that she didn't linger she also wasn't mechanical about it.

Depends on context, I suppose.

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TheSkudDestroyer

Think of it like your doctor. It's not like she was sending you a signal. Just that- moving your nads.

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SmokingTarpan

I'm immediately reminded of this:

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Hambergler

Thanks, I'm happy to know I wasn't molested by a middle aged Vietnamese lady. Or at least I'm not the only one being molested. The next place I go to, I will be sure to inquire about their ball handling policy.

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Switch

Some adjustment... better hop she doesn't throw out her back lifting heavy weights on the job.

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[tR]Greasy_mullet

I have gotten about a dozen in my life and they have never touched my balls. Yours must have just been special.

RedForman

I can't say I had ever heard of this happening during a "legitimate" massage session, but whatever I guess...

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El_Gringo_Grande

If it happens during a shoulder and neck massage I would have some questions.

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